Jesus is my Quarterback

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

Wowee. I want!

/s

PS: No statuette for "Jesus Built My Hotrod"?

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

Jesus, those are tacky. (I hear they float on water, however.)

Scott Gordo said:

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

Wowee. I want!

/s

PS: No statuette for "Jesus Built My Hotrod"?

Damn you. Now I just had to search through my [censored] to find that.

Greg

Bill Sornson said:

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

Jesus, those are tacky. (I hear they float on water, however.)

It's a MIRACLE!

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/thanksinfobuddyJesus_dedcat_002.jpg

Reminds me: My wife recently saw the bumper sticker "God Is My
Copilot". To which she inquired "If God is my copilot, what does that
make me?"
Guess they learn that attitude in medical school.

Shawn

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

I want to know about the martial arts one, can Jesus beat Chuck Norris?

Jason said:

I want to know about the martial arts one, can Jesus beat Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris _is_ Jesus. He has just been hiding out for a few
centuries practicing his roundhouse kicks.

There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.

CC

Shawn said:

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/thanksinfobuddyJesus_dedcat_002.jpg

I really need a jersey with this on it.

Quoted message said:

Reminds me: My wife recently saw the bumper sticker "God Is My
Copilot". To which she inquired "If God is my copilot, what does that
make me?"

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Jesus thinks
you're a [censored]."

CC

Corvus Corvax said:

Jason said:

I want to know about the martial arts one, can Jesus beat Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris _is_ Jesus. He has just been hiding out for a few
centuries practicing his roundhouse kicks.

There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.

CC

Ooh... a business opportunity rears it's head....

Who here can sculpt a likeness of Chuck Norris?

/s

Corvus Corvax said:

Shawn said:

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/thanksinfobuddyJesus_dedcat_002.jpg

I really need a jersey with this on it.

Quoted message said:

Reminds me: My wife recently saw the bumper sticker "God Is My
Copilot". To which she inquired "If God is my copilot, what does that
make me?"

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Jesus thinks
you're a [censored]."

CC

Love it! I also like the "Who would Jesus bomb?" stickers.

Matt

Corvus Corvax said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

I must say that I'm highly offended by the Basketball Jesus. Everybody
knows that he wore green and had a moustache, not a beard.

/s

MattB said:

Corvus Corvax said:

Shawn said:

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/thanksinfobuddyJesus_dedcat_002.jpg

I really need a jersey with this on it.

Quoted message said:

Reminds me: My wife recently saw the bumper sticker "God Is My
Copilot". To which she inquired "If God is my copilot, what does that
make me?"

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Jesus thinks
you're a [censored]."

CC

Love it! I also like the "Who would Jesus bomb?" stickers.

or "Where would Jesus get bombed?"
This looks convenient:
http://www.geog.nau.edu/courses/alew/ggr346/ft/midwest/irish-church.jpg

and don't forget:
http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2006/12/bong_hits_for_jebus.php
and
http://alkali.colug.org/~kaha/buddy-jebus-420.jpg

Shawn

MattB said:

Love it! I also like the "Who would Jesus bomb?" stickers.

Or:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/product582.html

Or maybe:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/S-AgainstDeathPen.gif

CC

MattB said:

Corvus Corvax said:

Shawn said:

http://sts.synflood.de/dump/fun/thanksinfobuddyJesus_dedcat_002.jpg

Quoted message said:

I really need a jersey with this on it.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Reminds me: My wife recently saw the bumper sticker "God Is My
Copilot". To which she inquired "If God is my copilot, what does that
make me?"

Quoted message said:

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Jesus thinks
you're a [censored]."

Quoted message said:

CC

Love it! I also like the "Who would Jesus bomb?" stickers.

Matt

I'm looking for that sweet scripted bumper sticker, "Give War A
Chance"

heheh

CDB

Corvus Corvax said:

On Jun 21, 1:34 pm, Shawn <[email hidden]> wrote:

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker that says "Jesus thinks
you're a [censored]."

CC

A guy at work has this on his tool box
"Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an [censored]"

I'm surprised Fagerlin hasn't chimed in with the Jackhammer Jesus link
yet

Pauly

Corvus Corvax said:

Jason said:

I want to know about the martial arts one, can Jesus beat Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris _is_ Jesus. He has just been hiding out for a few
centuries practicing his roundhouse kicks.

There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.

CC

heh I like it. 🙂

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Quoted message said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

....not the losing team! You never hear the losing team say
"Thank God" or "God bless" or "This is a miracle", etc...
(to paraphrase Bill Mahre)

Zilla said:

"Corvus Corvax" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

These are amazing:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

To be vaguely on topic, there's one for biking:

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3987.jpg

I just wonder how Jesus decides which team to root for?

CC

...not the losing team! You never hear the losing team say
"Thank God" or "God bless" or "This is a miracle", etc...
(to paraphrase Bill Mahre)

They're the ones taking his name in vain. They've obviously been smited.
(is that a word?)

Matt

Corvus Corvax said:

Jason said:

I want to know about the martial arts one, can Jesus beat Chuck
Norris?

Chuck Norris _is_ Jesus. He has just been hiding out for a few
centuries practicing his roundhouse kicks.

There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.

When Jesus stubs his toe on the bed frame at 3 AM, he blurts out "Chuck
Norris!"

BS (all mine)