Jeff Jones Questions

Does Jeff Jones still work for cyclingnews.com?

Who is Jeff Jones' current employer?

Richard Cheese said:

Does Jeff Jones still work for cyclingnews.com?

Who is Jeff Jones' current employer?

Does Jeff Jones still prefer Aussie beer to Belgian beer?
Does Dr Jones have a PhD, an MD or an MB ChB?
Is Dr Jones related to Indiana Jones?
Is he one of the Joneses that you can't keep up with?

Stu Fleming said:

Does Jeff Jones still prefer Aussie beer to Belgian beer?
Does Dr Jones have a PhD, an MD or an MB ChB?
Is Dr Jones related to Indiana Jones?
Is he one of the Joneses that you can't keep up with?

Dumbass -

The most salient question is:

Does Jeff Jones still score the hottest babe within 2 minutes of
entering any Belgian Bar now that he doesn't have his cyclingnews
credential anymore?

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Does Jeff Jones still score the hottest babe within 2 minutes of
entering any Belgian Bar now that he doesn't have his cyclingnews
credential anymore?

No. On the other hand, now that he moved to Wales, there are a lot of
interesting sheep to meet. Indeed, from behind one or two of those,
one may not see the RVV finish very well.

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E. Dronkert

Richard Cheese said:

Does Jeff Jones still work for cyclingnews.com?

No.
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Kurgan Gringioni said:

The most salient question is:

Does Jeff Jones still score the hottest babe within 2 minutes of
entering any Belgian Bar now that he doesn't have his cyclingnews
credential anymore?

Dumbass,
His real problem scoring with hot babes is that he doesn't have access to
the blimp anymore (and he has problems judging sprint distances without
the tech advantages available on the blimp).

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:16:11 +1200, Stu Fleming <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Does Jeff Jones still prefer Aussie beer to Belgian beer?
Does Dr Jones have a PhD, an MD or an MB ChB?
Is Dr Jones related to Indiana Jones?
Is he one of the Joneses that you can't keep up with?

If he is drinking Aussie beer instead of Belgian, who wants to?

Jeff, if you had been drinking decent beer, you would have said the
sprint was 180 meters. Aussie beer reputedly distorts time and space,
especially space, so you might want to keep that in mind.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Kurgan Gringioni said:

The most salient question is:

Does Jeff Jones still score the hottest babe within 2 minutes of
entering any Belgian Bar now that he doesn't have his cyclingnews
credential anymore?

How could he do that without the blimp? It never was Jeff - it was the
blimp.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Donald Munro said:

Dumbass,
His real problem scoring with hot babes is that he doesn't have access to
the blimp anymore (and he has problems judging sprint distances without
the tech advantages available on the blimp).

Damn, and you covered both in one post instead of two. OTOH, you
failed to discuss the beer.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Donald Munro said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

The most salient question is:

Does Jeff Jones still score the hottest babe within 2 minutes of
entering any Belgian Bar now that he doesn't have his cyclingnews
credential anymore?

Dumbass,
His real problem scoring with hot babes is that he doesn't have access to
the blimp anymore (and he has problems judging sprint distances without
the tech advantages available on the blimp).

Don't forget, he no longer has the company car.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant

Bob Schwartz

Curtis L. Russell said:

If he is drinking Aussie beer instead of Belgian, who wants to?

Jeff, if you had been drinking decent beer, you would have said the
sprint was 180 meters. Aussie beer reputedly distorts time and space,
especially space, so you might want to keep that in mind.

I'm in the UK, but I'm definitely still drinking Belgian beer. And in
the quantities I drink it in, it may distort time and space anyway.

I miss the blimp, but losing the Trabant means I come out even.

Jeff

Curtis L. Russell said:

Jeff, if you had been drinking decent beer, you would have said the
sprint was 180 meters. Aussie beer reputedly distorts time and space,
especially space, so you might want to keep that in mind.

Perhaps Cheney and Kunich are on some Aussie beer variant that distorts
reality. Unless of course its just cheap sherry.

On Apr 11, 10:06 am, Ewoud Dronkert <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

No. On the other hand, now that he moved to Wales, there are a lot of
interesting sheep to meet. Indeed, from behind one or two of those,
one may not see the RVV finish very well.

Hehe. No, one may not.

I actually nearly hit a deer the other day. Well, it nearly hit me as
it ran across the road in front of me. Scared the [censored] out of me.
Also, squirrels have an alarming tendency to throw themselves under my
wheels. I try to tell them that it's not really so bad being a
squirrel, but they don't seem to get it.

I'm sprinting better than I was in Belgium, which is bizarre.
Beginner's luck, or something. I doubt whether I could beat Michael
Boogerd though.

Jeff