David <[email hidden]> wrote:
I scribbled:
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:> I lifted my entire gym off its foundation and threw it into orbit.
> Then I leaped into outerspace and reentered the earth's atmosphere,
> landed safely, and returned the gym - totally undamaged - to where I
> found it.
>
> No video and the feat wasn't sanctioned by the USPF, so it's only a
> gym lift, but, hey.
Now Curt . . . are you sure you are not exaggerating just a little . . .I
really don't believe you returned the gyn TOTALLY undamaged to where you
found it. After all most gyms will not stand a heavy impact like that -
plus there is enormous heat when you re-enter the atmosphere - are you
SURE your gym was not damaged in any way?
Look, I don't care if you believe me or not. It's true. In the famous
words of some Internet idiot: "Why? Because I say so!"
(Okay, I forgot about the plumbing and so that's a complete wreck, but
other than that, well, the gym was completely undamaged. And, yes, I
protected the gym from the enormous heat of reentry using a psychic
bubble, of course. Pubmed doesn't cover it, but X-Men comics explains
it all very nicely. Hth.)
See? That's what gives me the [censored] - you give me this totally implausible
story and THEN you tell me about the psychic bubble. That is not a given
these days as most people would not even think of that. (I would never want
to risk the plumbing - why does your gym need to connected to the plumbing?
Are you sure you aren't confusing a gym with a toilet?
No, David, it was the entire gym facility and NOT just a toilet that I
launched into orbit and then recovered and replaced without harm.
Well, the plumbing, yeah, but other than that...
Here, just to prove it to you, I did it again, but THIS time I picked
up the entire building AND the adjacent parking lot and pitched it all
into orbit. (Note the Starsky and Hutch car. Cooool!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/curt_james/MFW/ggio.jpg
© Courtesy of NASA
Now don't you feel foolish doubting me, David?
(ggio.jpg stands for Gold's Gym In Orbit. But that much is obvious.)
Tut tut, you naysayers.
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Curt
http://curtjames.com/