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  1. 1) That a Cat 4 or 5 should buy special racing equipment instead of
    learning how to race. Or that there's no harm in buying special
    equipment WHILE learning how to race.

    2) That TT performance would be enhanced with aero equipment before the
    racer knows how to TT consistently.

    3) That special gearing, special wheels or special light bikes are
    necessary for beginners.

    Anyone that tries to pass off any of these myths on you is selling you
    a bill of goods or has himself been sold a bill of goods. I have a C40
    with all carbon parts on it with seat pack, pump and water bottles it
    weighs in less than one pound lighter than my steel Basso Loto in like
    setup. Both have Campy Chorus components except for FSA barbon cranks.

  2. Tom Kunich said:

    1) That a Cat 4 or 5 should buy special racing equipment instead of
    learning how to race. Or that there's no harm in buying special
    equipment WHILE learning how to race.

    2) That TT performance would be enhanced with aero equipment before the
    racer knows how to TT consistently.

    3) That special gearing, special wheels or special light bikes are
    necessary for beginners.

    Anyone that tries to pass off any of these myths on you is selling you
    a bill of goods or has himself been sold a bill of goods. I have a C40
    with all carbon parts on it with seat pack, pump and water bottles it
    weighs in less than one pound lighter than my steel Basso Loto in like
    setup. Both have Campy Chorus components except for FSA barbon cranks.

    No harm in enjoying the C40. On the other hand, someone else's dust
    TASTES better when you're riding a Huffy. Not sure why that is, but
    it's true. Trust me, I've studied the matter extensively.

  3. Tom Kunich said:

    1) That a Cat 4 or 5 should buy special racing equipment instead of
    learning how to race. Or that there's no harm in buying special
    equipment WHILE learning how to race.

    2) That TT performance would be enhanced with aero equipment before the
    racer knows how to TT consistently.

    3) That special gearing, special wheels or special light bikes are
    necessary for beginners.

    Anyone that tries to pass off any of these myths on you is selling you
    a bill of goods or has himself been sold a bill of goods. I have a C40
    with all carbon parts on it with seat pack, pump and water bottles it
    weighs in less than one pound lighter than my steel Basso Loto in like
    setup. Both have Campy Chorus components except for FSA barbon cranks.

    I like these myths. Kinda like the helmet thing. It's called separating
    the herd.

  4. Tom Kunich said:

    I have a C40
    with all carbon parts on it with seat pack, pump and water bottles it
    weighs in less than one pound lighter than my steel Basso Loto in like
    setup. Both have Campy Chorus components except for FSA barbon cranks.

    Obviously you bought into the myth that Chorus is "good enough." The
    problem of course is that you must have Record to get maximum
    performance. Jeesh.


  5. Quoted message said:

    No harm in enjoying the C40. On the other hand, someone else's dust
    TASTES better when you're riding a Huffy. Not sure why that is, but
    it's true. Trust me, I've studied the matter extensively.

    I thought the object was to make them eat your dust.

    Also, do note that the dust generated by a carbon fiber C40 may be
    toxic. So, making them eat your expensive Colnago dust might be
    insulting -and- injurious. However, I'm sure carbon fiber-expert Tom
    Kunich can tell us if in fact this is the case, and the precise speed
    one needs to go to have a C40 slough off fibers.

    -RJ

  6. ronaldo_jeremiah said:
    Quoted message said:

    No harm in enjoying the C40. On the other hand, someone else's dust
    TASTES better when you're riding a Huffy. Not sure why that is, but
    it's true. Trust me, I've studied the matter extensively.

    I thought the object was to make them eat your dust.

    Really? Oh [censored].

  7. Tom Kunich said:

    I buy stuff I want. Someone else wanted to know IF HE NEEDED to have that
    stuff. The answer in anyone's book except yours is "no".

    Actually *your* answer to that question was that it would not improve
    his speed to use aero equipment in a flat TT... and that answer makes
    no sense. No one suggested that he *needed* better equipment.

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Tim Lines said:

    No harm in enjoying the C40. On the other hand, someone else's dust
    TASTES better when you're riding a Huffy. Not sure why that is, but
    it's true. Trust me, I've studied the matter extensively.

    Would that be a real Huffy, or a Serotta with Huffy labels?

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  9. Howard Kveck said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Tim Lines said:

    No harm in enjoying the C40. On the other hand, someone else's dust
    TASTES better when you're riding a Huffy. Not sure why that is, but
    it's true. Trust me, I've studied the matter extensively.

    Would that be a real Huffy, or a Serotta with Huffy labels?

    Doesn't matter so long as you _think_ it's a real Huffy.

    Or maybe it doesn't matter so long as _HE_ thinks it's a real Huffy.

    I'm certain that perception is reality. Now I just need to figure out
    whose perception that is. If I ever get my hands on that guy, boy does
    HE have a thing or two coming.

  10. Tom Kunich said:

    1) That a Cat 4 or 5 should buy special racing equipment instead of
    learning how to race. Or that there's no harm in buying special
    equipment WHILE learning how to race.

    2) That TT performance would be enhanced with aero equipment before the
    racer knows how to TT consistently.

    3) That special gearing, special wheels or special light bikes are
    necessary for beginners.

    Anyone that tries to pass off any of these myths on you is selling you
    a bill of goods or has himself been sold a bill of goods. I have a C40
    with all carbon parts on it with seat pack, pump and water bottles it
    weighs in less than one pound lighter than my steel Basso Loto in like
    setup. Both have Campy Chorus components except for FSA barbon cranks.

    I think it's time that Koach Kunich had his koaching license revoked.
    Who are the welevent othorities?

    Bret

  11. Tom Kunich said:


    Maybe you'd like to address the real subject instead of your ignorant made
    up rant?

    I buy stuff I want. Someone else wanted to know IF HE NEEDED to have that
    stuff. The answer in anyone's book except yours is "no".

    Dumbass -

    The point was/is that it's hypocritical for you to give them any [censored],
    given your gratuitous bike possessions.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  12. "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    The point was/is that it's hypocritical for you to give them any [censored],
    given your gratuitous bike possessions.

    You mean as opposed to your lack of riding a bike and still posting here?

  13. "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    The point was/is that it's hypocritical for you to give them any [censored],
    given your gratuitous bike possessions.

    You mean as opposed to your lack of riding a bike and still posting here?

    Now there's the non-sequitur of the day. I'd still appreciate it if you
    would answer my question on the fundamentals of time trialing with and
    without HRM. Thanks in advance.

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  14. Tom Kunich said:

    "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    The point was/is that it's hypocritical for you to give them any [censored],
    given your gratuitous bike possessions.

    You mean as opposed to your lack of riding a bike and still posting here?

    Dumbass -

    Strawman.

    As an aside I still exercise nearly every day. I just don't race.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  15. Kurgan Gringioni said:

    As an aside I still exercise nearly every day. I just don't race.

    I "exercise" nearly every day, too. Unless, of course, you meant with a
    partner.

  16. Robert Chung said:


    I "exercise" nearly every day, too. Unless, of course, you meant with a
    partner.

    Dumbass -

    With the weeklong orgasm that is FRAAM going on right now, there is no
    need for me to "exercise".

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  17. Quoted message said:

    From Merriam-Websters Online Dictionary:

    Jackass Racing Myth (n): (origin: usent newsgroup rec.bicycles.racing):
    Anything about bicycle racing posted by Tom Kunich.

    Example: "Nobody ever really needs an 11 tooth cog - they should just
    learn to spin faster."

    Andy Coggan

  18. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From Merriam-Websters Online Dictionary:

    Jackass Racing Myth (n): (origin: usent newsgroup rec.bicycles.racing):
    Anything about bicycle racing posted by Tom Kunich.

    Example: "Nobody ever really needs an 11 tooth cog - they should just
    learn to spin faster."

    Andy Coggan

    Well, I'd say that you're officially on the "enemies list" now, Andy. Not like
    that's too hard, though.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  19. "Allez1" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    The point was/is that it's hypocritical for you to give them any [censored],
    given your gratuitous bike possessions.

    You mean as opposed to your lack of riding a bike and still posting here?

    Now there's the non-sequitur of the day. I'd still appreciate it if you
    would answer my question on the fundamentals of time trialing with and
    without HRM. Thanks in advance.

    If you wish to hire me to coach you I'd be happy to relate all sorts of
    things to you. In that case you need only phone me up and make an
    appointment and I'll have the contract ready when you come past.

  20. acoggan said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From Merriam-Websters Online Dictionary:


    Jackass Racing Myth (n): (origin: usent newsgroup rec.bicycles.racing):
    Anything about bicycle racing posted by Tom Kunich.
    Example: "Nobody ever really needs an 11 tooth cog - they should just
    learn to spin faster."

    Howard Kveck said:

    Well, I'd say that you're officially on the "enemies list" now, Andy. Not like
    that's too hard, though.

    Does this mean our CSO is now gay like the rest of the enemies.

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