It was not me

"wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
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If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi, taking
off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public highway not
once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really it wasn't. It
wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle jersey to end up
with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice. Really, it wasn't me
shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to stay upright on said
Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove her cycle jersey to
free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Ah we get the buzzz.....!

--
Trevor A Panther
In South Yorkshire,
England, United Kingdom.
www.tapan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

wafflycat wrote on 23/04/2007 14:15 +0100:

Quoted message said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi,
taking off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public
highway not once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really
it wasn't. It wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle
jersey to end up with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice.
Really, it wasn't me shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to
stay upright on said Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly
remove her cycle jersey to free the bee before it stung her left
bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Bumbling along were not-you?

--
Tony

"The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
is no good evidence either way."
- Bertrand Russell

wafflycat <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> typed:

Quoted message said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi,
taking off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public
highway not once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really
it wasn't. It wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle
jersey to end up with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice.
Really, it wasn't me shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to
stay upright on said Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove
her cycle jersey to free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Youtube would love to see this ...

😉

--
Paul - [censored]

http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZpaul-xxxQQhtZ-1

In article <[email hidden]>, wafflycat
w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com says...

Quoted message said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi, taking
off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public highway not
once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really it wasn't. It
wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle jersey to end up
with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice. Really, it wasn't me
shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to stay upright on said
Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove her cycle jersey to
free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Oww.
Can you get ladies' undergarments with kevlar puncture protection?

wafflycat said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish

It was not me.

Whoever she is, I'm sure she is a real honey.

Paul - [censored] wrote on 23/04/2007 14:27 +0100:

Quoted message said:

wafflycat <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> typed:

Quoted message said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi,
taking off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public
highway not once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really
it wasn't. It wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle
jersey to end up with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice.
Really, it wasn't me shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to
stay upright on said Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove
her cycle jersey to free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Youtube would love to see this ...

😉

They're still waiting for Dancing Nekkid I: The Willow Tree let alone
the sequel Dancing Nekkid II: The Bee Road.

--
Tony

"The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
is no good evidence either way."
- Bertrand Russell

23 Apr 2007 14:15 wafflycat said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi, taking
off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public highway not
once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really it wasn't. It
wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle jersey to end up
with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice. Really, it wasn't me
shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to stay upright on said
Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove her cycle jersey to
free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Why invent the bee? Surely this was early preparation for the main
event on 8/9 June? <http://worldnakedbikeride.org/uk/> H*****s
optional.

Ackshully, can a bee sting more than once? Or did bee #1 buzz off and
collect a mate with some story about a really worthwhile way to use up
a bee's one and only sting?

Hope all concerned, including bees, bazoomas and bystanders are fully
recovered from the ordeal.

--
Tim Forcer [email hidden]
The University of Southampton, UK

The University is not responsible for my opinions

Tim Forcer said:

Ackshully, can a bee sting more than once? Or did bee #1 buzz off and
collect a mate with some story about a really worthwhile way to use up
a bee's one and only sting?

Only honey bees have the barbed stinger which they can only use once (on
mammal targets)ok they are far and away the most common bee so this
story has evolved about bees being able to sting only once. I remember
a television quiz (QI) were it was stated that more wasps die after
stinging than bees.

From:-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger
/In honey bees (and only in honey bees, not in any other bees or wasps),
the workers' stingers (a modified ovipositor as in other stinging
Hymenoptera) are barbed, and lodge in the flesh of mammals upon use and
tears free from the honey bee's body, leading to the bee's death within
minutes./

--
www.cheesesoup.myby.co.uk

soup said:

Tim Forcer said:

Ackshully, can a bee sting more than once? Or did bee #1 buzz off and
collect a mate with some story about a really worthwhile way to use up
a bee's one and only sting?

Only honey bees have the barbed stinger which they can only use once (on
mammal targets)ok they are far and away the most common bee

Absolutely far and away the most common. Also all the bumble bees I
have ever encountered have been very, very placid. I have even plucked
them out of my hair (in which they had got entangled) without a sting.
It would be an extremely rare event if the described encounter was
with something other than a honey bee or bumble bee.

--
Andy Leighton => [email hidden]
"The Lord is my shepherd, but we still lost the sheep dog trials"
- Robert Rankin, _They Came And Ate Us_

wafflycat said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi,
taking off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public
highway not once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really
it wasn't. It wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle
jersey to end up with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice.
Really, it wasn't me shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to
stay upright on said Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly
remove her cycle jersey to free the bee before it stung her left
bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

So that's what's happening to all the honey bees.

"wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

If you hear reports of a middle-aged, overweight, matron of the parish
cycling along Norfolk lanes, from Fakenham to Wendling, on a Bianchi,
taking off the clothing of her upper body in the middle of the public
highway not once, but twice, today, at lunchtime, it was not me. Really it
wasn't. It wasn't me who had a bee fly down the front of her cycle jersey
to end up with a bee buzzing round her ample bazoomas. Twice. Really, it
wasn't me shrieking at the top her her voice whilst trying to stay upright
on said Bianchi at the same time as trying to rapidly remove her cycle
jersey to free the bee before it stung her left bazooma. Twice.

It was not me.

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Damn, I must have missed you!

Quoted message said:

Alan Holmes said:

"wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

That is my story and I am sticking to it . Honest.

Damn, I must have missed you!

So are you the said Bee?

Quoting Tim Forcer <[email hidden]>:

Quoted message said:

Why invent the bee? Surely this was early preparation for the main
event on 8/9 June? <http://worldnakedbikeride.org/uk/> H*****s
optional.

We might bring out the tandem, although I intend to wuss out and wear...
gloves.
--
David Damerell <[email hidden]> Distortion Field!
Today is Gorgonzoladay, April - a weekend.