Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I've noticed that when spokes do break it's always on the cassette
side of rear wheel making replacement extra tricky. This must be
related to the theory governing which side down a piece of buttered
toast lands when you drop it.
Boringly, that's just because they're the ones which are under most
stress (and liable to chain damage).
And regards bread, it's 'cos the buttered side is heavier, and possibly
something to do with the height of tables as well.
Ignoring the 'scientific' theories and throwing in a load of cats, you can
quite easily make a perpetual motion device:
"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant
slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two
opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the
ground. Using the giant buttered toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail
could easily link New York with Chicago."
Of course that requires cats with good luck, and toast with bad luck. How
do we find these? Well it all depends on astrology and when the toast can
be considered 'born'.