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  1. Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    15 years ago there was not an isotonic drink in sight, now at £1 a
    500ml bottle, and sometimes more .... it's a big con!!

    I used to have a chemist mix me up some powder (steady don't go there)
    that he made for a Racing Greyhound trainer and slightly adjusted for
    human use. Basically a soluble glucose / dextrose base with potassium
    and magnesium salts (the stuff we lose in sweat) I used to just mix a
    couple of spoonfuls in some water and pure fruit juice (50/50) and it
    worked wonders, and NO there was nothing else in it !!!

    I used to get the occasional cold nose, and a severe aversion to
    rabbits and hares, but apart from that it was cheap as chips :-)

  2. Jack Ouzzi said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    A 50-50 mix of apple juice and water is roughly isotonic, and it tastes
    nicer than Isostar etc. In fact, most fruit juices taste OK when
    diluted, with the exception of orange.

  3. Zog The Undeniable said:
    Jack Ouzzi said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    A 50-50 mix of apple juice and water is roughly isotonic, and it tastes
    nicer than Isostar etc. In fact, most fruit juices taste OK when
    diluted, with the exception of orange.

    Cider OK ??

  4. Jack Ouzzi said:

    On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:05:12 +0100, Zog The Undeniable
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    A 50-50 mix of apple juice and water is roughly isotonic, and it tastes
    nicer than Isostar etc. In fact, most fruit juices taste OK when
    diluted, with the exception of orange.

    Cider OK ??

    You'll certainly *feel* as if you're going faster.

    Ever seen the drunk cyclist piece on one of the Police Stop! videos?
    There's a brilliant finale as he finally loses forward momentum and
    keels over into the ditch, having failed to notice the police car
    following him for the previous 10 minutes.

  5. "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    15 years ago there was not an isotonic drink in sight,

    Not true, actually. I'm (just!) old enough to remember XL1 in the very early
    eighties (or was that actually Isotonic?), and Isostar was well established
    by the late eighties.

    Quoted message said:

    it's a big con!!

    Agreed! :-)

    I used to use either plain water or *very* dilute orange juice, and then
    50/50 (flat) Coke / water with 20 miles to go. It gives you a good kick for
    the finish, but also makes a hell of a mess of your bike if / when it oozes
    over your bike!

  6. Jack Ouzzi [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    15 years ago there was not an isotonic drink in sight, now at £1 a
    500ml bottle, and sometimes more .... it's a big con!!

    I used to have a chemist mix me up some powder (steady don't go there)
    that he made for a Racing Greyhound trainer and slightly adjusted for
    human use. Basically a soluble glucose / dextrose base with potassium
    and magnesium salts (the stuff we lose in sweat) I used to just mix a
    couple of spoonfuls in some water and pure fruit juice (50/50) and it
    worked wonders, and NO there was nothing else in it !!!

    I used to get the occasional cold nose, and a severe aversion to
    rabbits and hares, but apart from that it was cheap as chips :-)

    The ultimate solution has to be the gel packs. They'll make you go
    faster simply because you know that if you hang around, you'll have to
    eat another one! :-)

    Jon

  7. Jon Senior said:

    Jack Ouzzi [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    15 years ago there was not an isotonic drink in sight, now at £1 a
    500ml bottle, and sometimes more .... it's a big con!!

    I used to have a chemist mix me up some powder (steady don't go there)
    that he made for a Racing Greyhound trainer and slightly adjusted for
    human use. Basically a soluble glucose / dextrose base with potassium
    and magnesium salts (the stuff we lose in sweat) I used to just mix a
    couple of spoonfuls in some water and pure fruit juice (50/50) and it
    worked wonders, and NO there was nothing else in it !!!

    I used to get the occasional cold nose, and a severe aversion to
    rabbits and hares, but apart from that it was cheap as chips :-)

    The ultimate solution has to be the gel packs. They'll make you go
    faster simply because you know that if you hang around, you'll have to
    eat another one! :-)

    Jon

    Reports from my errant t'other half currently doing the C2C both ways
    but incorporating a more northerly route for the initial e-w stint is
    swearing by gel packs, it seems.

    Surprised me, I thought they'd be dire. My current preference is the
    Enervit energy drink. The orange flavour rocks (and tastes of nothing
    but orange squash) but my body adores it as fuel. Unlike hamburgers,
    which it resisted ingesting really very strongly.

    --

    Velvet

  8. "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    Don't buy them then. Getting them in powdered form is usually cheaper.

  9. Velvet [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Reports from my errant t'other half currently doing the C2C both ways
    but incorporating a more northerly route for the initial e-w stint is
    swearing by gel packs, it seems.

    Surprised me, I thought they'd be dire. My current preference is the
    Enervit energy drink. The orange flavour rocks (and tastes of nothing
    but orange squash) but my body adores it as fuel. Unlike hamburgers,
    which it resisted ingesting really very strongly.

    Imagine a slightly floury (A bit like a cornflower paste) sweet
    gelatenous gunk, that coats every surface in your mouth. Now flavour it
    with the best of modern artificial flavourings.

    Each to their own, I suppose. I for one would not touch them again.

    Jon

  10. "Martin Newstead" <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:

    "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why are these so called 'isotonic' drinks so expensive ??
    Surely just a big marketing rip off 'Drink BloggoBlast and go 10 mph
    faster'

    Quoted message said:

    Don't buy them then. Getting them in powdered form is usually cheaper.

    Try singing

    'Sidcup water, Sidcup water,
    Comes for free, comes for free,
    Now it's called Dasani, Now it's called Dasani,
    90p, 90p!'

    to tune of Frère Jacques...

    People will charge what they can. There probably is an advantage to
    isotonic drinks in _prolonged_ exertion, sometimes...

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
    Edgware.

  11. On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:45:34 +0100, "Simon D" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    15 years ago there was not an isotonic drink in sight,

    Not true, actually. I'm (just!) old enough to remember XL1 in the very early
    eighties (or was that actually Isotonic?), and Isostar was well established
    by the late eighties.

    Ah Ha, a youngster ..... what I should have typed was not readily
    available .......... you really had to go specialist to seek it out,
    if then .......... Now you can get it a Tesco :-)

  12. "Jack Ouzzi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ah Ha, a youngster .....

    I could easily get to like you...

    Quoted message said:

    what I should have typed was not readily
    available .......... you really had to go specialist to seek it out,
    if then .......... Now you can get it a Tesco :-)

    No, you're quite right. It was strictly a bike / sports shop thing until
    relatively recently.

  13. Jack Ouzzi said:

    Ah Ha, a youngster ..... what I should have typed was not readily
    available .......... you really had to go specialist to seek it out,
    if then .......... Now you can get it a Tesco :-)

    Remember when Lucozade was only available in chemists? It came wrapped
    in tissue paper and it was what your mum got you when you were poorly.
    Now it's considered a "lifestyle" drink...

    d.

  14. Helen Deborah Vecht said:

    Try singing <snip>

    ROFL!

    d.

  15. When we're in Malaysia we alaways buy a canned/ bottled isotonic drink
    called "100 plus". Evidently a Cocacola company product.

    Unfortunately It doesn't appear to be available in the UK.

    Jan

  16. davek <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:
    Helen Deborah Vecht said:

    Try singing <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    ROFL!

    Quoted message said:

    d.

    Not mine, I must admit. It might be Richard Stilgoe's.

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
    Edgware.

  17. davek said:
    Jack Ouzzi said:

    Ah Ha, a youngster ..... what I should have typed was not readily
    available .......... you really had to go specialist to seek it out,
    if then .......... Now you can get it a Tesco :-)

    Remember when Lucozade was only available in chemists? It came wrapped
    in tissue paper and it was what your mum got you when you were poorly.
    Now it's considered a "lifestyle" drink...

    Blimey d, you ARE old !! :-)

  18. Jack Ouzzi <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:

    Blimey d, you ARE old !! :-)

    So am I...

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
    Edgware.

  19. Helen Deborah Vecht said:

    Jack Ouzzi <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:

    Blimey d, you ARE old !! :-)

    So am I...

    Me too. Used to be the thing that made getting ill worthwhile ;-0

    Tony

  20. Quoted message said:

    So am I...

    Me too... alas ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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