Is this legal?

"JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for
my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands
still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

"When you typed that question into a google search, what did you find?"
;-)~

One time on Usenet said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

--
Jani in WA

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JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

<snip>

Quoted message said:

he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

Assuming it's for him alone, I'd substitute Vienna sausage for the pork
chops. I'd also have to have a large garden before I substituted fresh
produce for a fifty-cent can of corn. But I think it's all legal.

leo

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"JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for
my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands
still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

"When you typed that question into a google search, what did you find?"
;-)~

I found nothing. Honest!

"Little Malice" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

One time on Usenet said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for
my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

--
Jani in WA

How am I gonna make pork chop gravy if they're grilled? Scrape the goo off
the grill? :-)

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example
for my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that
stands still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the
question.

ROTFLOL!!!

--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

"Dave Bugg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example
for my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that
stands still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the
question.

ROTFLOL!!!

--
Dave

I don't find this funny. This is a serious issue. Here's the google search.
It's no help at all.

http://www.google.com/search?q=new+york+gravy+statutes&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

Leonard Blaisdell said:

Assuming it's for him alone, I'd substitute Vienna sausage

Just wondering- People here in Georgia like to pronounce this "Vy-eena"
sausages, rather than "Vee-enna"
What's up with that!? Like nails on a chalkboard, I tell ya.
NOT that I've ever eaten one (thankfully!)

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

Joe, you can buy GOOD mashed potatoes in the supremarket all ready
made. They taste great.
Rosie

Little Malice said:

One time on Usenet said:

Pork chops Instant mashed potatoes Canned turkey gravy Salad from
garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example
for my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that
stands still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the
question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

Pan-fried some pork the other day and fried up a batch of hominy in the
drippings. Hadn't had any hominy in a dog's age. Grandma used to make
it that way, with pork chops -- simple but good. Mmmmmm!

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Quoted message said:

Little Malice said:

One time on Usenet said:

Pork chops Instant mashed potatoes Canned turkey gravy Salad from
garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example
for my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that
stands still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the
question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

Pan-fried some pork the other day and fried up a batch of hominy in the
drippings. Hadn't had any hominy in a dog's age. Grandma used to make
it that way, with pork chops -- simple but good. Mmmmmm!

drool.....

"rosie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for
my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

Joe, you can buy GOOD mashed potatoes in the supremarket all ready
made. They taste great.
Rosie

Yes, I know that. But I had 47 minutes to come up with a sudden dinner. No
time for "marketing", as they say in the Hamptons.

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

Just wondering how old your son is. My grandson gnawed on furniture
(including my desk) at a certain age. Had to break him of that just
like you would a puppy.
--

History is a vast early warning system
Norman Cousins

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

If the pork chop snuck into your house at 3:00 a.m., then yes you
can legally do this to it.

Steve

JoeSpareBedroom said:

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Little Malice said:

One time on Usenet, "JoeSpareBedroom" <[email hidden]> said:

> Pork chops Instant mashed potatoes Canned turkey gravy Salad from
> garden
>
> Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example
> for my son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that
> stands still, including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.
>
> As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the
> question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

Pan-fried some pork the other day and fried up a batch of hominy in the
drippings. Hadn't had any hominy in a dog's age. Grandma used to make
it that way, with pork chops -- simple but good. Mmmmmm!

drool.....

Boy howdy.

I used white hominy; that's what Grandma always made. I don't know that
the difference is between white and yellow (except for the color;
shaddup!) and I didn't think to look at the ingredients (and don't know
if that would've told me anyway). But I was sure happy with the
outcome. 🙂

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sf said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

Just wondering how old your son is. My grandson gnawed on furniture
(including my desk) at a certain age. Had to break him of that just
like you would a puppy.

A rolled up newspaper and a choke chain? 😉

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In article <[email hidden]>,

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

I believe that under the prevailing statutes, canned turkey gravy is
acceptable while instant mashed potatoes are not. You're taking a
chance.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Little Malice) said:

One time on Usenet said:

Pork chops
Instant mashed potatoes
Canned turkey gravy
Salad from garden

Mixing turkey gravy with pork chops. Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

As far as the law, this is NY State, if that helps answer the question.

Euuuw, canned gravy?? Why not just make pork chop gravy? I'm all for
convenience foods, but fake gravy is not one of them...

If I were going to make pork chop gravy, I'd be adding chicken broth to
it for flavor and volume. I'm in favor of the canned if it's passable.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - story and
pics of Ronald McDonald House dinner posted 6-24-2007

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Quoted message said:

JoeSpareBedroom said:

Don't want to set a bad example for my
son, but on the other hand, lately, he'll eat anything that stands still,
including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

Just wondering how old your son is. My grandson gnawed on furniture
(including my desk) at a certain age. Had to break him of that just
like you would a puppy.

18. Working a construction job. Comes home beyond hungry. It's scary. How
about 32 oz of yogurt and a whole canteloupe as a snack, and there's no fat
anywhere on this kid. It's funny.