In "]news:[email hidden],
clarky44 <[email hidden]> expounded sagaciously:
Quoted message said:Just felt I had to have a whinge. For the past few
weekends I have been out and about on the roads near home.
Its been really good weather and as always I take the time
to say hello to cyclists heading in the opoosite
direction. I don't know if I look like a dodgy character
but hardly anyone speaks. The road bike guys are the worst
- maybe its because I'm either on my MTB or "shopper". So
- is it just me?
Steve
This happens to me. It's because they don't want you to
know about teh party. Whenever I go out on my bike, I see
loads of cyclists going the other way, but very few going
the same way, so I start to think maybe I'm going the wrong
way, and there's something a hell of a lot more interesting
back where I've been. This happens from the moment I set
out, so what I reckon is, what fits the evidence, that is,
is that as soon as I go out, the wfie phones or textses or
emails every cyclist in the area and says, "The old sod's
gone out, it's party time." This is confirmed by the fact
that when I turn round to come back home, most of the
cyclists I see are on the other side of the road again,
going in the opposite direction, AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. You
think I'm going to wave at those b*****ds whos been
partying at my house behind my back?
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