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  1. ....ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a window,
    flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Nice.

    App

  2. "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    ...ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a window,
    flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Nice.

    LMAO! Perfect. Did they have a cell phone in the other hand?

    In fairness, I've been known to puff a Cuban cigar while cycling... (like,
    once a year maybe, just so we're clear on that... 😉

  3. "C.J.Patten" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    ...ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a window,
    flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Quoted message said:

    LMAO! Perfect. Did they have a cell phone in the other hand?

    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco is. Your
    addict probably does realize what he is doing to himself but can't help
    himself - hence the Livestrong band.

    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in cycling
    rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    --
    'When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet under
    Perhaps my friends will see fit then to judge me
    When they pause to consider all my blunders
    I hope they won't be too quick to begrudge me.' -crash test
    dummies

  4. "lowkey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco is.
    Your addict probably does realize what he is doing to himself but can't
    help himself - hence the Livestrong band.

    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in cycling
    rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    Word. 4 years - right on.

    I can identify. I have a food addiction. 10 months without fast food and
    counting.
    Wait 30 years and we'll have figured out as a society that the [censored] we eat
    is just as addictive as nicotine.

  5. lowkey said:

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    "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    ...ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a
    window, flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Quoted message said:

    LMAO! Perfect. Did they have a cell phone in the other hand?

    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco
    is. Your addict probably does realize what he is doing to himself but
    can't help himself - hence the Livestrong band.

    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in
    cycling rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    But(t) who's counting, right? :-D

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

  6. Bill Sornson said:
    lowkey said:

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    "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    > ...ironic.
    >
    > Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a
    > window, flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Quoted message said:

    LMAO! Perfect. Did they have a cell phone in the other hand?

    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco
    is. Your addict probably does realize what he is doing to himself but
    can't help himself - hence the Livestrong band.

    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in
    cycling rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    But(t) who's counting, right? :-D

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    Dan (11 months exactly)

  7. Dan B. said:
    Bill Sornson said:
    lowkey said:

    "C.J.Patten" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    >>...ironic.
    >>
    >>Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a
    >>window, flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    >LMAO! Perfect. Did they have a cell phone in the other hand?

    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco
    is. Your addict probably does realize what he is doing to himself but
    can't help himself - hence the Livestrong band.

    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in
    cycling rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    But(t) who's counting, right? :-D

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    Dan (11 months exactly)

    Dear DB;

    Used to occasionally ride with a can of Bud in my
    shirt pocket. Takes a little practice, but when an Ape needs a beer, an
    Ape needs a beer...

    jmt

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  8. BS said:


    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    It's been about 10 years for me (although, to maintain my lungs for
    athletic activity, I took my nicotine via the gums).

    After 13 years. Took two tries to do it.

    App

  9. "Dan B." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I''m laughing my ass off just visualizing that image. I hope you were
    wearing bike shorts too. 😉

  10. Cully_J said:

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    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I''m laughing my ass off just visualizing that image. I hope you were
    wearing bike shorts too. 😉

    But of course :-)

    Shorts, clipless pedals, aero-styled helmet, hydration pack...all I
    lacked was the jersey...

    Best,

    Dan

  11. "Dan B." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Cully_J said:

    "Dan B." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from


    other

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    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I''m laughing my ass off just visualizing that image. I hope you were
    wearing bike shorts too. 😉

    But of course :-)

    Shorts, clipless pedals, aero-styled helmet, hydration pack...all I
    lacked was the jersey...

    Best,

    Dan

    Whoops! Sorry.

    What meant to writer was: I hope *he* was wearing bike shorts too.

    Cully_J

  12. "Dan B." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco


    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I guess by now everyone's seen this:

    http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/toursmokersart.htm

    Cheers!
    Duke

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    "Dan B." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    >
    > Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    > nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco


    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I guess by now everyone's seen this:

    http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/toursmokersart.htm

    I just finished Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises and his description of the
    racers partying it up over night between stages [not the TdF but a Spanish
    race] paints a similar picture.

    --
    'The first rule in Italian racing:
    What is behind you'
    *Tears off rear-view mirror*
    'Does no matter' -gumball rally

  14. Dukester said:

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    >
    > Although I can appreciate the irony of the situation, as a recovered
    > nicotine addict I can attest to the powerful addiction that tobacco


    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    I guess by now everyone's seen this:

    http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/toursmokersart.htm

    It's printed on one of my favorite jerseys that I picked up
    off ebay. I think I paid $15 for it. One of my better bike
    related purchases.

    --
    Dane Jackson - z u v e m b i @ u n i x b i g o t s . o r g
    A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

    Buy the negatives at any price.

  15. appkiller said:
    BS said:

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    It's been about 10 years for me (although, to maintain my lungs for
    athletic activity, I took my nicotine via the gums).

    After 13 years. Took two tries to do it.

    App

    Keep up the good work. Smoked for 10 yrs and have been smoke free for
    about 30.

  16. "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    ...ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a window,
    flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Nice.

    I hope you jotted down the license plate number or called the cops. That is
    illegal.

  17. "Dukester" wrote

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    I guess by now everyone's seen this:

    http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/toursmokersart.htm

    Cheers!
    Duke


    Excellent photo, remind me to dig mine out and hang it back on my wall.

    Back then people believed that smoking opened up the lungs and prevented
    asthma. Lucky Strikes were advertised as "recommended by more doctors than
    any other brand".
    --
    mark
    smoke-free since March 1979

  18. Bob the Cow said:

    "appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    ...ironic.

    Witnessed during this morning's commute: arm, extended out a window,
    flicking cigarette ash. On the wrist, a LIVESTRONG band.

    Nice.

    I hope you jotted down the license plate number or called the cops. That
    is illegal.

    Bet they'd get right on it!

    ROTFL

  19. Dan B. said:
    Bill Sornson said:
    lowkey said:

    "C.J.Patten" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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    I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in
    cycling rides to have a puff.

    (Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    But(t) who's counting, right? :-D

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    Dan (11 months exactly)

    I used to do that all the time (70's). I think people found it more
    shocking when I did it X/C skiing, or immediately after jogging a couple
    of laps around the track. I never hit the low point I witnessed in the
    mid-80's though when a couple of guys lit up in the locker room after a
    workout at a Nautilus club. With some communities even banning outdoor
    smoking these days it's hard to remember the times when smoking was
    accepted/tolerated everywhere -- even supermarkets and hospitals.

  20. Peter Cole said:
    Dan B. said:
    Bill Sornson said:

    lowkey wrote:

    >"C.J.Patten" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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    Quoted message said:

    >I started cycling again before I quit. I remember taking breaks in
    >cycling rides to have a puff.
    >
    >(Four years, seven months and five days nicotine free)

    But(t) who's counting, right? :-D

    Bill "two years, seven months, eight days (after blowing 9+ years)" S.

    In a sick way, I used to relish the looks of disgust I'd get from other
    cyclists while riding with a butt hanging out of my mouth.

    Dan (11 months exactly)

    I used to do that all the time (70's). I think people found it more
    shocking when I did it X/C skiing, or immediately after jogging a couple
    of laps around the track. I never hit the low point I witnessed in the
    mid-80's though when a couple of guys lit up in the locker room after a
    workout at a Nautilus club. With some communities even banning outdoor
    smoking these days it's hard to remember the times when smoking was
    accepted/tolerated everywhere -- even supermarkets and hospitals.

    The best I can recall was one of the old farmers near my family's
    place. His lungs were shot to the point that he required portable
    oxygen, and he would happily lift the oxy mask to his forehead while
    lighting up his unfiltered Camel wides. I always expected to see him
    shooting skyward over the cornfields on a jet of flame some day...

    May not be the WISEST course of action, but ya gotta admire that kind
    of dedication. ;-)

    Dan

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