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  1. miles todd <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Shaun Bell said:
    Quoted message said:

    JD

    Had a lady cut us off on a Sunday Road ride. Cut's in
    front and starts yelling at us about how we should get
    the _uck off the road and such. Why is that funny? Well,
    she lives two doors down from where she cut us off.
    There was about thirty riders. And we all know what
    roadies are like hehe!

    ummm ... gay?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Shaun Bell

    Shaun! You're alive! Where have you been hiding? Oh, and
    How's the Bobblehead thing going?

    miles

    Bobblehead? From the Rag Doll? That's a riot! I think I
    busted a gut.

    JD

  2. Ken in KC <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    A real bad ass would have punched the guy out through
    the window.

    Maybe about 15 years ago I would have. I can't afford
    assault charges, so I just let the little turd know he
    screwed up.

    Quoted message said:

    Thanks for sharing.

    See you in a couple of weeks?

    Yeah man, I'll be here. Don't jump out in front of me at the
    Crit this year! A few of the locals are gunning to unseat
    Pete Webber as the champ.

    JD

  3. "JD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    So, I decide that active rest was to run downtown on the
    cruiser today to accomplish various tasks. At one point I
    used a left turn lane and made a safe left turn onto a
    sidestreet from a main artery. Well, after I finish my
    turn some goatee-wearing putz passenger in a black pickup
    yells at me in passsing to get out of the street. I can
    hear the traffic slowing for a signal the direction the
    offensive creep is headed, so I decide to cut down an
    alley to see exactly what his malfunction is. The truck
    was stopped at the light and I slid right up next to it
    and yelled into the face of the goatee punk, "YOU GOT
    SOMETHING TO SAY (insert expletive here)?!?!?" A look of
    disbelief is the first thing out of him as he stared
    blankly into the face of the [censored] bicycle rider who
    was obviously much bigger than he. Then his look turns to
    smug as he rolls the window up, saying "Huh?" at the same
    time. "Just what I thought, you're a (insert expletives
    here)." Of course, the fat [censored] (who was also wearing a
    goatee) who was driving decided to not give chase, as I
    gave them plenty of opportunity to do so as I rode off.
    Some people's kids...

    me right the hell off, and I see enough of them.

    Yesterday, commuting home from work, on a section of wide
    road with a good cycle lane, I came upon a car waiting to
    turn right into his drive way, and another car stopped just
    behind, waiting to pass.

    As I came up to just in front of the side of this pair,
    riding in the cycle lane, I hear the loud blast of a horn,
    right behind me, making me jump out my damned skin. I looked
    back and right at the two cars, but they didn't seem to be
    the culprits. Looked over my left shoulder, and right the
    hell behind me, half on pavement, half in the cycle lane, is
    some impatient [censored] of a postal worker in a big red
    collection van trundling up toward me, trying to get to the
    post box to my side.

    making me nervous to save himself 30 freaking seconds (I
    thoroughly _DESPISE_ horn abusers). So, I carry on, and he
    tears past me after doing his thing with the post box, wide
    birth, fast as hell, trying no doubt to get to the next box
    and away before I caught up.

    Still, caught the [censored] at the next box, he saw me coming and
    crouched behind it trying to hide, wimp. That gave me my
    satisfaction, so I just called him

    I don't think there's a single day on this short commute
    where a driver doesn't [censored] me off.

    Cheers, and stay safe.

    Shaun aRe

  4. Loomer said:

    I want to retire in Denmark and ride my bike and watch the
    purty women there. American knuckleheads get to me
    sometimes.

    But Denmark blows for mountain biking. Their highest peak is
    about 30 ft. Retire round the Alps, or something.

    --
    a.m-b FAQ: j-harris.netambfaq.htm

    b.bmx FAQ: t-online.debmx faq.htm

  5. "bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Loomer said:

    I want to retire in Denmark and ride my bike and watch
    the purty women there. American knuckleheads get to me
    sometimes.

    But Denmark blows for mountain biking. Their highest peak
    is about 30 ft. Retire round the Alps, or something.


    Jeez, even Louisiana smokes that. I think ours is a
    whopping 300 ft.

  6. JD said:

    "MattB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]-
    berlin.de>...

    Quoted message said:

    You're obviously in the right. I've had similar
    encounters (without the size advantage). Just remember
    that some right people get shot in such encounters. My
    brother's had a gun flashed at him in a similar
    situation.

    Flashing a gun would have been a grave mistake by these
    putzes, especially at 7th and North in heavy traffic. It
    was a Witness-O-Rama and even gun-toting chickenshits
    aren't that dumb. I had the license plate tattooed in my
    brain before I even yelled at the doof and felony menacing
    in Colorado=time.

    JD

    Which would be helpful as long as you're not dead... Just my
    thoughts. Glad you got to give him a piece and it didn't get
    any uglier.

    Matt

  7. JD said:


    Yeah man, I'll be here. Don't jump out in front of me at
    the Crit this year! A few of the locals are gunning to
    unseat Pete Webber as the champ.

    JD

    The Carcass is defending champ? Heh. Small world. Kick his
    aßß, and tell him I said hi.

    miles

  8. JD said:

    miles todd <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Shaun Bell said:

    >JD

    Had a lady cut us off on a Sunday Road ride. Cut's in
    front and starts yelling at us about how we should get
    the _uck off the road and such. Why is that funny? Well,
    she lives two doors down from where she cut us off. There
    was about thirty riders. And we all know what roadies are
    like hehe!

    ummm ... gay?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Shaun Bell

    Shaun! You're alive! Where have you been hiding? Oh, and
    How's the Bobblehead thing going?

    miles

    Bobblehead? From the Rag Doll? That's a riot! I think I
    busted a gut.

    JD

    Hey! I know how to go with the flow! You don't see me
    wearing some metal headdress, now do you?

    miles (I got moves like Gumby)

  9. Saturday leaving work guy pulls out in front of me just to
    cruise the parking lot. I got my eye on him to see if he
    parks it. No tire repair there. Man in big hurry stuck at
    red light a 1/4 mile away leaving mall parking lot . I
    pull up behind the black Lancer and get a look at the
    plate and he speeds off like out of the pits at some high
    stakes race only to get stuck at the next light to turn
    left for I 95 while I go pedaling by I yell big hurry and
    getting no where. What I 'm 2/3 slower then him and I'm
    getting somewhere. Home ward bound and 5 minutes down and
    5 minutes to go.

    I MTB 2004

  10. [email hidden] (JD) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    So, I decide that active rest was to run downtown on the
    cruiser today to accomplish various tasks. At one point I
    used a left turn lane and made a safe left turn onto a
    sidestreet from a main artery. Well, after I finish my
    turn some goatee-wearing putz passenger in a black pickup
    yells at me in passsing to get out of the street. I can
    hear the traffic slowing for a signal the direction the
    offensive creep is headed, so I decide to cut down an
    alley to see exactly what his malfunction is. The truck
    was stopped at the light and I slid right up next to it
    and yelled into the face of the goatee punk, "YOU GOT
    SOMETHING TO SAY (insert expletive here)?!?!?" A look of
    disbelief is the first thing out of him as he stared
    blankly into the face of the [censored] bicycle rider who
    was obviously much bigger than he. Then his look turns to
    smug as he rolls the window up, saying "Huh?" at the same
    time. "Just what I thought, you're a (insert expletives
    here)." Of course, the fat [censored] (who was also wearing a
    goatee) who was driving decided to not give chase, as I
    gave them plenty of opportunity to do so as I rode off.
    Some people's kids...

    JD

    Guess you proved once again you're not exactly the average
    roadie, eh? Surprised those suckers a tad, did we? Good job.
    But I agree that such indulgences have to be balanced now
    and then with a healthy respect for any weapons the idiots
    might be toting.

    I accidentally cut off a Harley rider with my pickup, and he
    followed me honking and swearing and gesturing for a couple
    miles. I finally slowed down, let him pull up, then I yelled
    out, "Sorry, but you have to let it go, buddy!" He finally
    did, after flipping me off for the 100th time.

    paladin

  11. "MattB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    JD said:

    So, I decide that active rest was to run downtown on the
    cruiser today to accomplish various tasks. At one point
    I used a left turn lane and made a safe left turn onto a
    sidestreet from a main artery. Well, after I finish my
    turn some goatee-wearing putz passenger in a black
    pickup yells at me in passsing to get out of the street.
    I can hear the traffic slowing for a signal the
    direction the offensive creep is headed, so I decide to
    cut down an alley to see exactly what his malfunction
    is. The truck was stopped at the light and I slid right
    up next to it and yelled into the face of the goatee
    punk, "YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY (insert expletive
    here)?!?!?" A look of disbelief is the first thing out
    of him as he stared blankly into the face of the [censored]
    off bicycle rider who was obviously much bigger than he.
    Then his look turns to smug as he rolls the window up,
    saying "Huh?" at the same time. "Just what I thought,
    you're a (insert expletives here)." Of course, the fat
    [censored] (who was also wearing a goatee) who was driving
    decided to not give chase, as I gave them plenty of
    opportunity to do so as I rode off. Some people's
    kids...

    JD

    You're obviously in the right. I've had similar encounters
    (without the size advantage). Just remember that some
    right people get shot in such encounters. My brother's had
    a gun flashed at him in a similar situation.

    Matt (prefers to take my chances offroad)

    Not only that. I'm take the same routes almost every day,
    commuting to work from Brooklyn to Manhattan. I have almost
    daily confrontations, ranging from a loud bark to spitting
    to literally spanking drivers. There are [censored]
    everywhere. But I have to remember that if I'm commuting
    using the same route everyday, chances are that they are
    too. They can wait a month to run me over. A year. Beyond an
    exagerrated sense of security, that comically inept little
    piece of foam I usually wear on my head isn't going to help
    much. Most drivers don't have guns, but they all have cars.
    It hasn't stopped me from riding, but I always ride with the
    thought that everybody on the street is out to kill me. That
    includes pedestrians. With the said, you've got to put
    everybody in their place, and that usually means some sort
    of loud verbal threat. Non-cyclists seem to assume cyclist
    have some sort of deathwish, but it's exactly the opposite.
    Let them know. Loud pipes save lives.

    /s

  12. mojo deluxe said:

    "bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Loomer said:

    I want to retire in Denmark and ride my bike and watch
    the purty women there. American knuckleheads get to me
    sometimes.

    But Denmark blows for mountain biking. Their highest peak
    is about 30 ft. Retire round the Alps, or something.

    Jeez, even Louisiana smokes that. I think ours is a
    whopping 300 ft.

    Isn't the highest point in New Orleans a dirt mound they
    built in/near the monkey cage in the zoo?

    --
    Craig Brossman, Durango Colorado (remove ".nospam" to reply)

  13. "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "MattB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message -"]news:[email hidden]-
    berlin.de...

    Quoted message said:


    <SNIP>

    Quoted message said:

    4th, I was afraid that these two bruisers of women weere
    going to get out

    Quoted message said:

    Take out the adjective bruisers and replace with hot 18-20
    something and that's a fantasy come true!

    Michael

  14. A buddy of mine took a can of coke off his helmet once. He
    swerved but didn't go down.

    Another buddy got a Western Bacon Cheesburger off his chest.

    I've just been squirted with water. scared me but the car
    was long gone by the time I recovered enough to realize
    what it was.

    Michael

  15. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by Jd

    Yeah man, I'll be here. Don't jump out in front of me at the
    Crit this year! A few of the locals are gunning to unseat
    Pete Webber as the champ.

    JD

    Excellent.... If anyone deserves unseating, it's Pete.

    Ken

  16. "Craig Brossman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    mojo deluxe said:

    "bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 05:52:49 +0000, Loomer wrote:

    >I want to retire in Denmark and ride my bike and watch
    >the purty women there. American knuckleheads get to me
    >sometimes.

    But Denmark blows for mountain biking. Their highest
    peak is about 30


    ft.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Retire round the Alps, or something.

    Jeez, even Louisiana smokes that. I think ours is a
    whopping 300 ft.

    Isn't the highest point in New Orleans a dirt mound they
    built in/near the monkey cage in the zoo?


    It may very well be, since the entire city is below sea
    level. The city is slowly sinking, at that!

    That 300 ft elevation is way up in the northern part of
    the state.

  17. "bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Loomer said:

    I want to retire in Denmark and ride my bike and watch
    the purty women there. American knuckleheads get to me
    sometimes.

    But Denmark blows for mountain biking. Their highest peak
    is about 30 ft. Retire round the Alps, or something.

    No the urban riding kicks but there. And Copenhagen has
    "Christiania".

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