Implants in 30 Minutes!

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Sheldon said:

Implants In 30 Minutes!

Owing to advances in medical technology, surgical technique and the
fact that silicone breast implants have been determined to be
perfectly safe, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening in a
new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient
basis in about 30 minutes.

They are going to call the clinic: "Jiffy [censored]."

Sheldon

<snork>

I'll have to pass this one on at work.
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Sheldon said:

Implants In 30 Minutes!

Owing to advances in medical technology, surgical technique and the
fact that silicone breast implants have been determined to be
perfectly safe, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening in a
new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient
basis in about 30 minutes.

They are going to call the clinic: "Jiffy [censored]."

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

In article <[email hidden]>,

Puester said:

Sheldon said:

Implants In 30 Minutes!

Owing to advances in medical technology, surgical technique and the
fact that silicone breast implants have been determined to be
perfectly safe, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening in a
new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient
basis in about 30 minutes.

They are going to call the clinic: "Jiffy [censored]."

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

Dammit!

Now you owe me a new keyboard! ROFLMAO!!!
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Quoted message said:

Sheldon said:

Implants In 30 Minutes!

Owing to advances in medical technology, surgical technique and the
fact that silicone breast implants have been determined to be
perfectly safe, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening in a
new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient
basis in about 30 minutes.

They are going to call the clinic: "Jiffy [censored]."

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do you
suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

Drive up to the window, plop it on the counter and say 'I'll have a Lorena
to go'.......
-ginny

Puester said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

Gloria, you get the Laugh-of-the-Day Award!

Becca

"Puester" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do you
suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

For reasons I can't imagine right now, all the guys where I
worked went to this one doctor for their vasectomy. What I
can't think is a) why I knew they had a vasectomy done and
b) why I knew which doctor.

Let's just say if I was a guy, I wouldn't want anyone near there
(wielding a knife, no less) named Dr. Wacker.

nancy

Becca said:

Puester said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

Gloria, you get the Laugh-of-the-Day Award!

This appears to be a free service, although it's a walk-up.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/uploadedimages/mammogram.jpg

(No nudity.)

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Nancy Young said:

"Puester" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do you
suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

For reasons I can't imagine right now, all the guys where I
worked went to this one doctor for their vasectomy. What I
can't think is a) why I knew they had a vasectomy done and
b) why I knew which doctor.

Let's just say if I was a guy, I wouldn't want anyone near there
(wielding a knife, no less) named Dr. Wacker.

nancy

Bob Wacker?

;-)
gloria p

Blinky the Shark said:

Becca said:

Puester said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

gloria p

Gloria, you get the Laugh-of-the-Day Award!

This appears to be a free service, although it's a walk-up.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/uploadedimages/mammogram.jpg

(No nudity.)

Finally, someone found some medical tests I can afford. LOL

Becca

Becca said:

Blinky the Shark said:

Becca said:

Puester wrote:

>Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
>century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do
>you suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)
>
>gloria p

Gloria, you get the Laugh-of-the-Day Award!

This appears to be a free service, although it's a walk-up.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/uploadedimages/mammogram.jpg

(No nudity.)

Finally, someone found some medical tests I can afford. LOL

Volunteers are standing by! 🙂

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Nancy Young said:

"Puester" wrote

Quoted message said:

Since California has had drive-in church services for about half a
century, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at drive-in [censored]. When do you
suppose they'll do drive-in vasectomies (aka Jiffy Bob?)

For reasons I can't imagine right now, all the guys where I
worked went to this one doctor for their vasectomy. What I
can't think is a) why I knew they had a vasectomy done and
b) why I knew which doctor.

Let's just say if I was a guy, I wouldn't want anyone near there
(wielding a knife, no less) named Dr. Wacker.

I can't imagine why anyone would want a vasectomy... it's an
amputation... what's so difficult about a tongue sammiche?