Idiots not wearing helmets

you could always make a citizens arrest... go knock yourself out 🙂

cheers,
GPL

Glen said:

With our hospitals already overcrowded, it really annoys me to see so many
Bicycle riders not wearing helmets.

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

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Stuart Lamb obviously doesn't wear a helmet, as he sounds like he has had a
few knocks to his head.

Stuart Sheep or Lamb whichever you like to be called, I am not a troll, and
I posted a legitimate thread, if you don't like it, no need to reply to it,
just go back to having sex with your sheep, Bahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Your a loser !!!!
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Glen said:

With our hospitals already overcrowded, it really annoys me to see so
many
Bicycle riders not wearing helmets.

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

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Glen said:

With our hospitals already overcrowded, it really annoys me to see so many
Bicycle riders not wearing helmets.
Why should we have to pay for these idiots if they come off with head
injuries, and more important take up beds for really sick people.
I live in Brisbane, and I see so many of these idiots, and the Police don't
seem to give a toss about it.
When will the Police get serious and slap on the spot fines to these idiots,
and surly the news will spread, and maybe these idiots will start to obey
the law, and free up hospital beds.

Troll, troll, troll your boat ...

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Your a loser !!!!

and "you're" bad at English... I'd even tell your ISP about it, but I'm sure
[email hidden] have better things to do...

Oh, and get a new angle before you start with your animal sex fantasies with
me... try something more original, I think the other kooks in here have
that one totally covered..

cheers,
GPL
:throwing stones re: bad English: 🙂

On 17/10/05 at 10:12:54 Stuart Lamble somehow managed to type:

Quoted message said:

Glen said:

With our hospitals already overcrowded, it really annoys me to see
so many Bicycle riders not wearing helmets.

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

Yep, legend has it that goats are very good but I can never remember
which way to face while sacrificing the thing. I'm also a bit hazy on a
few other points, the preferred sex of the thing for a start - is a
female goat preferable to a male goat or is it the other way around ?
Are there any particular traits the goat should have apart from the
essential "goatness" of course ? What about the method of sacrifice -
is it all formal or can you just wing it with the handiest goat and a
sharp knife.

Perhaps this, and other vital goat subjects can be discussed on Friday
night...:-)

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Stuart Lamble said:

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

Sic the goat onto Mike O'Connor - afterall he's probably inspired this aimless troll to visit. Ho hum.

Humbug said:

On 17/10/05 at 10:12:54 Stuart Lamble somehow managed to type:

Quoted message said:

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

Yep, legend has it that goats are very good but I can never remember
which way to face while sacrificing the thing. I'm also a bit hazy on a
few other points, the preferred sex of the thing for a start - is a
female goat preferable to a male goat or is it the other way around ?

Well, in dealing with trolls, it's not a goat sacrifice -- rather, you
get yourself a good quality billy goat, and just send it trotting up to
the bridge the troll lives under. Results are pretty much guaranteed
from that point, I believe.

Quoted message said:

Perhaps this, and other vital goat subjects can be discussed on Friday
night...:-)

I intend to be there this week (sickness precluded my attendance last
time, alas.)

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GPLama said:

"Glen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Your a loser !!!!

and "you're" bad at English... I'd even tell your ISP about it, but I'm sure
[email hidden] have better things to do...

They probably do, but I like to report matters like this on general
principle. I figure that if a given poster is sufficiently annoying,
there'll be a history of posts like this, and once that history gets
long enough, well ... why spoil the excitement?

Quoted message said:

Oh, and get a new angle before you start with your animal sex fantasies with
me... try something more original, I think the other kooks in here have
that one totally covered..

Not wrong. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that incredibly
original slant on my name, I'd be retired in the Bahamas by now. Some
people have no imagination whatsoever. Good to see that the trolls are
keeping up that track record.

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Glen said:

Stuart Lamb obviously doesn't wear a helmet, as he sounds like he has had a
few knocks to his head.

Stuart Sheep or Lamb whichever you like to be called, I am not a troll, and
I posted a legitimate thread, if you don't like it, no need to reply to it,
just go back to having sex with your sheep, Bahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Your a loser !!!!

I fear, Stuart, you have met your intellectual match 😄

I agree with Glen!!!

Why the Feck dont all these idiots wear a helmet and stop filling up our hospitals, etc with 'headcases' ?????
I'm sure they could sell colour-coded helmets to match their cars... 🙄

Humbug said:

Perhaps this, and other vital goat subjects can be discussed on Friday
night...:-)

Goat Sacrifice this Friday evening:
http://s13.invisionfree.com/AusWheels_of_Justice/index.php?showtopic=171

On 2005-10-17, Humbug (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

On 17/10/05 at 10:12:54 Stuart Lamble somehow managed to type:

Quoted message said:

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

Yep, legend has it that goats are very good but I can never remember
which way to face while sacrificing the thing. I'm also a bit hazy on a
few other points, the preferred sex of the thing for a start - is a
female goat preferable to a male goat or is it the other way around ?

Surely it depends on whether you are having trouble with a female or
male SCSI[1] connector, isn't it?

[1] I am typing this on a host named "scuzzie", so of course had
trouble tyoping this out.

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Glen said:

I live in Brisbane, and I see so many of these idiots, and the Police don't
seem to give a toss about it.
When will the Police get serious and

start shooting unlicened motorist.
These people are serial offenders and will not follow court orders
So they should be shot on the spot. this will make our roads safer for
everyone and save expensive hospital beds.

quote='Stuart Lamble'On 2005-10-17 said:

With our hospitals already overcrowded, it really annoys me to see so many
Bicycle riders not wearing helmets.

Somebody please send for a goat. We need something to get rid of all
these trolls, and I'm pretty sure goats have the best track record on
this particular need of ours.

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I blame engineers. They're the ones who build the bridges under which the trolls live. C'mon all the a.b engineers, design a troll-proof bridge 😄

Anyway, more hospital beds are taken up as a result of smoking, drinking and lack of exercise than anything cycling related. And if you look in the trauma wards, you would find the vast majority to be motor vehicle accident related, not cycling related.

SteveA

SteveA said:

I blame engineers.
SteveA

Excellent point. I blame engineers too! for everything!!

SteveA said:

Anyway, more hospital beds are taken up as a result of smoking, drinking and lack of exercise than anything cycling related. And if you look in the trauma wards, you would find the vast majority to be motor vehicle accident related, not cycling related.

SteveA

eggsellent point! Hence me suggesting all drivers wear helmets. did i see a recent article on this being testing in europe somewhere?

Flying"wants to be in europe somewhere"Dutch

Stuart Lamble said:

I figure that if a given poster is sufficiently annoying, there'll be a history of posts like this, and once that history gets long enough, well ... why spoil the excitement?

This one was a rank amateur. Sucked no-one in. Did not even have the patience to develop a presence on a.b.

It's a sad indictement of our education system that even trolls have not developed the basic grammar to express themselves or thinking capabilities required to put together a thread that will result in at least one bite.

At least a good troll can be entertaining.

sinus said:

This one was a rank amateur.

Yes, this is true.

Quoted message said:

At least a good troll can be entertaining.

True enough. Kiddies these days don't appreciate the art form to
trolling; a good quality troll should leave *subtle* hints that it's a
troll, whilst still being of sufficient veracity to be able to draw in
the replies. Those that pick up on the hints can enjoy the fun, whilst
those that don't ... won't.

I'd never report a good quality troll as an abuse of the system ... but
it's been a long, long time since I saw such a beast. It's probably the
sheer lack of subtlety that made me report this one -- trolling is fun,
but to blunder about like that says to me he's better off being put out
of our misery.

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SteveA said:

I blame engineers. They're the ones who build the bridges under which
the trolls live. C'mon all the a.b engineers, design a troll-proof
bridge 😄

Wouldn't stop them. Now they live in tunnels as well.
<http://tinyurl.com/94rg6>
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quote='John Pitts'On 2005-10-17 said:

I blame engineers. They're the ones who build the bridges under which
the trolls live. C'mon all the a.b engineers, design a troll-proof
bridge 😄

Wouldn't stop them. Now they live in tunnels as well.
<http://tinyurl.com/94rg6>
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They're 'tolls' in them there tunnels, not 'trolls' as far as I can see 😄

I had to click a couple of links on the Cross City Tunnel site to find out which city is the 'Cross City'. No surprise there - it's Sydney. 😄

Is Melbourne the 'Just A Bit Annoyed City"?

SteveA