"Dan Stumpus" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:7:40 am: Start 1:40 speed workout in the Hollywood Hills (just below the
famous sign).
Ah, you make it sound so glamorous... You'll be telling me next that
Courtney Love towels you down with her blond tresses after your post-workout
shower.
Quoted message said:9:40 am: Stop off at the Local Coffee Bean and get a 24oz
Pomegranate-Blueberry smoothie. Cost: $4.50.
24oz!!!! What's that in *real* measurements man? Litres! I need it in
litres!
Quoted message said:13:00 Open up a can of soup, doctored with some Goat Milk yogurt and, yes,
chili pepper!
Oh, [censored]. What is it with Yankees? Can you not eat *anything*
without dousing it in chilli? You must have asbestos-lined bottoms.
Quoted message said:18:00 Off to dinner. Spinach salad w/Pine nuts, Gorgonzola, and roasted
red
Quoted message said:peppers. Ricotta Gnocci in Amatriciana sauce (both shared w/Wife).
Cadillac Margarita. Cost: $35.00
That sounds really nice. Can we swap lives for a week or so?
Quoted message said:20:00 Buy a matching Brass reading lamp, and some bathroom hardware.
Cost:
Quoted message said:$120.00
Total: $159.50. It's cheaper when you run.
Yeah, Dan, sounds fine. But tell the rec.runners about your house, Dan.
Tell them what you've spent on that. I've a feeling that you run because
that's the only time in your life that you're NOT spending money. I
suspect the renovation costs on your home would comfortably exceed the total
build cost (£440M and rising...) of the new Scottish Parliament building in
Edinburgh :-)