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bc said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

Old joke:

A sailor and a marine are taking a leak at urinals in a public
restroom. The marine begins to walk out, and the sailor says, "Hey,
jarhead, the Navy teaches us to wash our hands after we take a [censored]."
The marine turns and says, "Sorry, swabby, but the Corps teaches us not
to [censored] on our hands."

bc said:

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

Girls do that too. My former Atheist Arab co-worker used to [censored]
about that. But she used to [censored] about everything including my
ancestry and still does (now by email). We finally sold her to another
pharma company in a more classy location for 160K and they paid the
move and made the house downpayment.

bc said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause
right past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

- bc

I have a problem with this as well. Which is why I always use a paper towel
to exit a public bathroom and toss it behind the door.

After my gym WO, I immediately wash my hands before touching my face, mouth,
etc.
--
-Larry

"The troll hasn't been born who can troll us worse than we troll
ourselves." Hugh Beyer

bc said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

- bc

I wash my hands BEFORE I pee. If anything is covered with bacteria,
viruses and other nasties it will be my hands long before it will be
my penis. One of the two is covered by a tight protective layer of
clothing at all times and the other is touching all manner of nasty
doorknobs, desks, papers, etc all day long.

There is also nothing inherently gross about urine and it is, in fact,
"cleaner" than your average doorknob.

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Is this thing on?

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

David

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

My wee wee is clean, and I don't get urine on myself.

David Cohen said:

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

Yeah, I just couldn't rhyme "see" with "[censored]".

- bc

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:49:08 GMT, "Lester Long" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

My wee wee is clean, and I don't get urine on myself.

A guy from Yale and a guy from Harvard end up next to each other at
the urinals. As they turn the guy from Harvard passes the sink on the
way out, and the guy from Yale stops to wash his hands. Seeing the
Harvard guy leaving, he says "at Yale we learned to wash our hands",
and the Harvard guys pauses, then says "at Harvard we learn not to
[censored] on our hands".

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

David Cohen said:

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

David

The reason you wash your hands after peeing is so you don't leave
choliform on them and then rub your eyes and eat finger food. The urine
is not a problem unless you [censored] all over your hands and then pick
someone else's nose.

The Bill Rodgers said:

On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:49:08 GMT, "Lester Long" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

My wee wee is clean, and I don't get urine on myself.

A guy from Yale and a guy from Harvard end up next to each other at
the urinals. As they turn the guy from Harvard passes the sink on the
way out, and the guy from Yale stops to wash his hands. Seeing the
Harvard guy leaving, he says "at Yale we learned to wash our hands",
and the Harvard guys pauses, then says "at Harvard we learn not to
[censored] on our hands".

You're about four hours behind:

http://tinyurl.com/952vr

Tim Donohoe said:

David Cohen said:

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

Quoted message said:

The reason you wash your hands after peeing is so you don't leave
choliform on them and then rub your eyes and eat finger food. The urine
is not a problem unless you [censored] all over your hands and then pick
someone else's nose.

There is no "choliform", nor coliform, bacteria, in the urine of
healthy people. As I stated, most urine is sterile. The risk is,
therefore, tiny. The exceptional cases, such as outbreaks of hepatitis
due to some migrant worker peeing in the field near the poorly sealed
well, are just that: exceptional.

David

David Cohen said:

Tim Donohoe said:

David Cohen said:

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

>A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.
>
>What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
>ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
>together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
>past the sink.
>
>Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
>know.
>
>I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
>afraid to show their sensitive sides.
>
>For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
>work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

Quoted message said:

The reason you wash your hands after peeing is so you don't leave
choliform on them and then rub your eyes and eat finger food. The urine
is not a problem unless you [censored] all over your hands and then pick
someone else's nose.

There is no "choliform", nor coliform, bacteria, in the urine of
healthy people. As I stated, most urine is sterile. The risk is,
therefore, tiny. The exceptional cases, such as outbreaks of hepatitis
due to some migrant worker peeing in the field near the poorly sealed
well, are just that: exceptional.

Whenever people get really freaked out about this kind of stuff, I
have to wonder if they have pretty boring sex lives.

JMW said:

David Cohen said:

Tim Donohoe said:

David Cohen wrote:
> "bc" <[email hidden]> wrote
>
>>A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.
>>
>>What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
>>ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
>>together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
>>past the sink.
>>
>>Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
>>know.
>>
>>I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
>>afraid to show their sensitive sides.
>>
>>For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
>>work come to think of it.
>
> While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
> health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
> hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
> urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.
>
> Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
> in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
> diseases.

Quoted message said:

The reason you wash your hands after peeing is so you don't leave
choliform on them and then rub your eyes and eat finger food. The urine
is not a problem unless you [censored] all over your hands and then pick
someone else's nose.

There is no "choliform", nor coliform, bacteria, in the urine of
healthy people. As I stated, most urine is sterile. The risk is,
therefore, tiny. The exceptional cases, such as outbreaks of hepatitis
due to some migrant worker peeing in the field near the poorly sealed
well, are just that: exceptional.

Whenever people get really freaked out about this kind of stuff, I
have to wonder if they have pretty boring sex lives.

What's sex?

My pecker is clean, I don't [censored] on my hands, nothing for me, or anyone else
to worry about for that matter, if i don't wash my hands. My pecker stays
behind closed doors in my britches. It doesn't make contact with the
outside world during my day to day business. However my hands are
constantly getting into germ rich environments like doorknobs,
lightswitches, telephones, WATER FOUNTAINS (yes waterfountains). I remember
a HS project in which we took samples from different places in the school
and cultured them for bacteria, the nastiest place in the school was the
waterfountains, came in behind the locker room floors AND the mens room
floor on quantity of bacteria, AND variaty of hazerdous bacteria. Fecal
bacteria permeate our entire existence, not just the bathroom, its
EVERYWHERE, but in small enough quantites not to cause problems. So why
worry about washing hands AFTER touching the pecker? Its the cleanest thing
my hands handle all day. Probably safer to wash my hands BEFORE taking a
[censored] to keep from getting those nasties from getting on big [censored], I'd
bet that the faucet handels on the sink, and the dispenser bar on the paper
towell dispenser have more harmful bacteria on them than you'd ever care to
imagine, so not washing my hands may actually be MORE sanitary than washing
them. NOW then... if i take a [censored], yes i do wash my hands then, simply doo
to the fact that my hands get a pretty strong dosage of fecal bacteria, even
if I manage a "Clean sweep". I also wash my hands before handling food,
working between different meats, and going from meats to nonmeats. So whats
there to worry about?

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

To quote George Carlin, "If your genitals are so dirty you have to wash your
hands after you touch them, you should wash them.".

Joe Humble said:

bc said:

A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.

What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
past the sink.

Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
know.

I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
afraid to show their sensitive sides.

For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
work come to think of it.

- bc

I wash my hands BEFORE I pee. If anything is covered with bacteria,
viruses and other nasties it will be my hands long before it will be
my penis. One of the two is covered by a tight protective layer of
clothing at all times and the other is touching all manner of nasty
doorknobs, desks, papers, etc all day long.

Penis safety is the number 1 priority!

Quoted message said:

There is also nothing inherently gross about urine and it is, in fact,
"cleaner" than your average doorknob.

When you consider that urine is only filtered blood, you would HOPE that
there're no nasties in there! If there are, you're in a lot bigger
trouble than anything you might need to wash off your hands...

Quoted message said:

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hospital following this resulted in a serious illness. I now need a bone
marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
http://www.abmdr.org.au/
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David Cohen said:

Tim Donohoe said:

David Cohen said:

"bc" <[email hidden]> wrote

>A man I respect who doesn't wash his hands after a pee.
>
>What is it with these guys? They seem to come from all levels and
>ranks at the workplace. Just when you think someone has their act
>together, they take a leak and then just walk out without a pause right
>past the sink.
>
>Maybe they spit and wipe their noses on their sleeves too for all I
>know.
>
>I'm no germophobe, but really, some people's manners. Maybe they're
>afraid to show their sensitive sides.
>
>For the on-topic'ness: I see this at the gym plenty. More often than
>work come to think of it.

While I agree one should wash their hands after peeing, the actual risk to
health is pretty tiny. Most guys, from my distant, uninterested, view, just
hold their penis and don't actually get urine on their hands. In addition,
urine is generally sterile, and thus harmless in small amounts.

Now, not washing after taking a [censored] is not only disgusting, but well known
in the field of public health epidemiology as a major cause of many
diseases.

Quoted message said:

The reason you wash your hands after peeing is so you don't leave
choliform on them and then rub your eyes and eat finger food. The urine
is not a problem unless you [censored] all over your hands and then pick
someone else's nose.

There is no "choliform", nor coliform, bacteria, in the urine of
healthy people. As I stated, most urine is sterile. The risk is,
therefore, tiny. The exceptional cases, such as outbreaks of hepatitis
due to some migrant worker peeing in the field near the poorly sealed
well, are just that: exceptional.

David

He might have coliform bacteria on his [censored] if he's just been buggering
his coworkers... Must be some very 'out there' office parties where Tim
works.

--
spammage trappage: remove the underscores to reply

I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried to protect my
neighbours from crime, and became the victim of it. Complications in
hospital following this resulted in a serious illness. I now need a bone
marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
http://www.abmdr.org.au/
http://www.marrow.org/

Gooserider said:

To quote George Carlin, "If your genitals are so dirty you have to wash your
hands after you touch them, you should wash them.".

George is quite a guy.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

On 18 Aug 2005 05:23:15 -0700, "David Cohen" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Damn! That settles it. No more flushing.

And for all those of you with bad breath: Buy a new toothbrush, and
move it to the kitchen sink. That "trench mouth" will get better.

TBR

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."