I'm doing a triathlon this weekend

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

I was under the impression that fat masters didn't have to whack off
daily - that this was for virile young men. Maybe if you stopped w/
the Viagra for a while, you'd be able to find incentive to train
without having to make those kinds of bets.

You do realize, you are now a Fredly Fatty Master tri-geek, don't you?
I hope you at least went to Nitro and got your bike fitted to that
uber-geeky slam position and rode like that up the PCH a few hundred
times.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Quoted message said:

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:
Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.
The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

yeahyeah said:

I was under the impression that fat masters didn't have to whack off
daily - that this was for virile young men.

Dumbass,
We have to whack off to counteract the nanoizing side effects of our
testosterone patches.

Quoted message said:

You do realize, you are now a Fredly Fatty Master tri-geek, don't you?
I hope you at least went to Nitro and got your bike fitted to that
uber-geeky slam position and rode like that up the PCH a few hundred
times.

I'm sure he'll look better on a BMC in full Phonak gear and praying
flandis style tri-bars.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

Without pictures, this thread is useless.

We demand you get Jon Isaacs to return to RBR with
photographic proof.

yeahyeah said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

I was under the impression that fat masters didn't have to whack off
daily - that this was for virile young men. Maybe if you stopped w/
the Viagra for a while, you'd be able to find incentive to train
without having to make those kinds of bets.

You do realize, you are now a Fredly Fatty Master tri-geek, don't you?
I hope you at least went to Nitro and got your bike fitted to that
uber-geeky slam position and rode like that up the PCH a few hundred
times.

Remember the position is not fully geeked unless he's gotta pedal with his knees
sticking out to not hit himself in the gut.

Ron

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

Be sure to pinch one off in the pre-race porta-potty. Word is it's
performance enhancing, but even if it's not it may be your last chance
for a while.

Quoted message said:

Without pictures, this thread is useless.

We demand you get Jon Isaacs to return to RBR with
photographic proof.

I definitely don't want to see pictures of Chang celebrating if he wins.

RonSonic said:

Remember the position is not fully geeked unless he's gotta pedal with his knees
sticking out to not hit himself in the gut.

Extra points given for the little mirror attached to the helmet.

Bill

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Geraard Spergen said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

Be sure to pinch one off in the pre-race porta-potty. Word is it's
performance enhancing, but even if it's not it may be your last chance
for a while.

I think you're mixing your metaphors. Pinching off a loaf is quite a
bit different than whacking off (at least I hope you have to do more
than pinch to get self-gratification). However, the two may be equally
satisfying, depending on the circumstances.

yeahyeah said:

Geraard Spergen said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

Be sure to pinch one off in the pre-race porta-potty. Word is it's
performance enhancing, but even if it's not it may be your last chance
for a while.

I think you're mixing your metaphors. Pinching off a loaf is quite a
bit different than whacking off (at least I hope you have to do more
than pinch to get self-gratification). However, the two may be equally
satisfying, depending on the circumstances.

"All riders, 30 seconds to start time! All riders! 30 seconds"

On 8/22/06 4:35 AM, in article
[email hidden], "yeahyeah"

Quoted message said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

I was under the impression that fat masters didn't have to whack off
daily - that this was for virile young men. Maybe if you stopped w/
the Viagra for a while, you'd be able to find incentive to train
without having to make those kinds of bets.

You do realize, you are now a Fredly Fatty Master tri-geek, don't you?
I hope you at least went to Nitro and got your bike fitted to that
uber-geeky slam position and rode like that up the PCH a few hundred
times.

http://damonrinard.com/tt/00apr30/05.jpg

Chang w/mullet/ponytail

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

Say it ain't so.

Will you be wearing the Speedo?

-Gerard

Gerard Lanois said:

Say it ain't so.

Will you be wearing the Speedo?

Dumbass -

Ha ha.

I can't find it. Will have to stop in at Nytro to see what other sort
of godawful Fred Triathlon Wear is available.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

Train what? Not pleasuring yourself? Can that be trained?

JT

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Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

Got a bet w/ an ex-racing buddy of mine. The bet is:

Loser has to not whack off (or otherwise orgasm) for one week.

The goal of this fredly exercise was to get us to train (and supposedly
not get fat). It sorta worked.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.
Fat Masters Triathlete

Results not posted on CyclingNews.com...

???

Geraard Spergen said:

Results not posted on CyclingNews.com...

???

Dumbass -

I got my ass kicked. Got disoriented by the ocean swim (I'm a Fred pool
swimmer) and didn't transition well from the bike to run. Will have
blue balls this week. Good thing I'm skipping Burning Man this year.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

I got my ass kicked. Got disoriented by the ocean swim (I'm a Fred pool
swimmer) and didn't transition well from the bike to run. Will have
blue balls this week. Good thing I'm skipping Burning Man this year.

Master of your domain.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbass -

I got my ass kicked. Got disoriented by the ocean swim (I'm a Fred pool
swimmer) and didn't transition well from the bike to run. Will have
blue balls this week. Good thing I'm skipping Burning Man this year.

now is the perfect time for rbr posters to send kurgan revealing pics of
their hot wives and girlfriends. just a suggestion 😉

heather

h squared said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbass -

I got my ass kicked. Got disoriented by the ocean swim (I'm a Fred pool
swimmer) and didn't transition well from the bike to run. Will have
blue balls this week. Good thing I'm skipping Burning Man this year.

now is the perfect time for rbr posters to send kurgan revealing pics of
their hot wives and girlfriends. just a suggestion 😉

heather

Since most of us don't have wives or girlfriends (hot or otherwise),
maybe you could post a headshot of yourself for our photoshop/gimp
enhancement?

On 08/28/2006 10:25 PM, in article
[email hidden], "h squared"

Quoted message said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbass -

I got my ass kicked. Got disoriented by the ocean swim (I'm a Fred pool
swimmer) and didn't transition well from the bike to run. Will have
blue balls this week. Good thing I'm skipping Burning Man this year.

now is the perfect time for rbr posters to send kurgan revealing pics of
their hot wives and girlfriends. just a suggestion 😉

I think pictures of your hot boyfriend would be more to his liking ...

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