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Mad Dog said:

h squared says...

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funny, but nope. part of why i suck as a writer is i'm only capable of
writing stuff that really happened or that seems true to me (i've no
imagination).

That works for a lot of novelists, even.

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lol, what i meant will be clear if you spend the next 30 days touching
and kissing nothing but men

There went dinner. At least I had a waste can handy.

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so yes, it was nice.

That's good. Carry on.

It alway struck me as funny that just a hint of girls kissing
makes men bring out the jokes about getting wood
(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

Um, where were we? Oh yeah, getting accosted by slinky
dames in after-hours clubs. Sounds like something that
happens to Phillip (or Phillippa) Marlowe. Carry on, then.

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Mad Dog said:

h squared says...

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lol, what i meant will be clear if you spend the next 30 days touching
and kissing nothing but men

There went dinner. At least I had a waste can handy.

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It alway struck me as funny that just a hint of girls kissing
makes men bring out the jokes about getting wood
(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

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tanx,
Howard

The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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It alway struck me as funny that just a hint of girls kissing
makes men bring out the jokes about getting wood

Not just any girl(s) will suffice.

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(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

You really don't know the difference?

Mad Dog said:

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(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

You really don't know the difference?

Yeah Ben, Heather already explained it.

Mad Dog said:

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It alway struck me as funny that just a hint of girls kissing
makes men bring out the jokes about getting wood

Not just any girl(s) will suffice.

Quoted message said:

(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

You really don't know the difference?

I never was too clear on this manly man business. Help me
out a little. As I see it, to we manly men there are two categories,
Cool(Hot) and Cooties(Eww):

Cool:
girls kissing, Campagnolo, drinking beer with the guys,
pickup trucks, "touch" football, movies where people get
killed, "I love you man" (if holding beer bottle), tough manly
callused skin

Cooties:
girl stuff, girl talk, Shimano, drinking frilly drinks with
the girls, tampons, Miatas, public handholding, movies where
people die slowly, guys kissing, tough manly callused skin

Is that right? Or Aaron McGruder could explain it all:
http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/2005/12/05/
Click on "next date" to follow the entire week.

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Cooties:
girl stuff, girl talk, Shimano, drinking frilly drinks with
the girls, tampons, Miatas, public handholding, movies where
people die slowly, guys kissing, tough manly callused skin

You forgot wearing a helmet.

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Mad Dog said:

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It alway struck me as funny that just a hint of girls kissing
makes men bring out the jokes about getting wood

Not just any girl(s) will suffice.

Quoted message said:

(I think they're jokes) but a reference to men kissing and
they jokingly (I think) bring out the barf bags. I mean,
what's the difference between the two situations, really,
other than a little beard-scratchiness? In fact, surely the
one implies the other.

You really don't know the difference?

I never was too clear on this manly man business. Help me
out a little. As I see it, to we manly men there are two categories,
Cool(Hot) and Cooties(Eww):

Is that right? Or Aaron McGruder could explain it all:
http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/2005/12/05/
Click on "next date" to follow the entire week.

Good stuff!
Thanks I'd missed that.
Bill C