I'm a real man, too

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Were there tears in your eyes as you wrote that? Does your doctor only
accept cash? If so, I'd be willing to admire you more.

Joseph

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?

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John Forrest Tomlinson said:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?

Tugboat would give you a hug if he was still around.

Dans le message de
news:[email hidden],
[email hidden] <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et
puis a déclaré :

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor. Life in France and cycling here is a balance
between Coulommiers and statins. Not to mention out of season rides with
warm and sugared red wine. Red is red, blood or otherwise.

Sandy said:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.

Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

John Forrest Tomlinson said:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?

I take Atenolol, Avilide and some other drug that starts with an A -
all A list stuff for me. They let me climb hills without everyone else
worrying about having to ride across my dead body. OTOH, anyone that
tries to hug me, dies. I carry a Shillelagh for a reason...

Unless Scarlett Johansson is reading this list. OK, maybe Nicole
Kidman. And if Diane Lane were in the area and in a hugging mood, I
wouldn't hit her with the stick.

Curtis L. Russell
OK, maybe Sharon Stone, if its a depressing day

in message <[email hidden]>, John Forrest

Tomlinson (') said:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance
degrading drug, to make cycling harder.

--
[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

;; better than your average performing pineapple

Quoted message said:

Sandy said:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.

Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

The peloton has two mommies?

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Steven Bornfeld said:

The peloton has two mommies?

[censored] Cheney's new grandson's name is "Peloton?"

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

That's a great start. I'm moved to say that I drink coffee before a
ride. Not all the time, but enough to put me in amongst...that crowd.

Oh hell, I might as well come clean. I drink beer after a ride.
Sometimes lots of it. And for some reason, I usually ride OK the next
day.

Sob.

There. I feel better now.

Jeff

Dans le message de
news:[email hidden],
Jeff Jones <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

That's a great start. I'm moved to say that I drink coffee before a
ride. Not all the time, but enough to put me in amongst...that crowd.

Oh hell, I might as well come clean. I drink beer after a ride.
Sometimes lots of it. And for some reason, I usually ride OK the next
day.

Sob.

There. I feel better now.

Jeff

You spoke too soon!
The deal is that you have to give these things up, now.
(or maybe you can lie about giving them up - optional)
--
Bonne route !

Sandy
Verneuil-sur-Seine FR

Simon Brooke said:

I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance
degrading drug, to make cycling harder.

Sign of a doper - the blood is leaving your body way faster than the
testers can test it. From all sorts of places. But it is really,
really tested on rats. Lots.

Curtis L. Russell
Who just realized I misspelled the drug earlier...

Quoted message said:

On May 24, 11:04 am, John Forrest Tomlinson <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

Quoted message said:

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?

I went for a ride on acid, once, although it seems I spent a lot of
the time watching the oak leaves turn to mulch. I'm sure I would have
hugged you at the time... But I gave all that up.

we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Sandy said:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.

Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

Quoted message said:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Hah, you can have that fancy modern stuff. I use old fashioned albuterol before
*I* ride. Same drug that worked for so many bodybuilders back in the day.

Ron

Ryan Cousineau said:

Quoted message said:

On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,

I once dropped a clif bar in a mountain bike race
and didn't stop to pick it up <sob>. God, I feel
awful living with this shame. I hope Smokey the Bear
isn't reading this, or that crying Indian from the
TV commercial.

Also, although I am not a _habitual_ doper, I am a
habitual dope.

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)
and I knew it was against the law, "but still I
said nothing," as in the Martin Niemoller aphorism.
I see now that my failure to inform on my fellows
was wrong.

Ben
Next, I'm going to write a confessional memoir
called "A Thousand Little T-Patches." Ryan
Cousineau will beat me to market with a memoir
called "A Thousand Little Donuts."

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted post said:

Ryan Cousineau said:

Quoted message said:

On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

> I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is
> DAILY
> use of Approvel and Tahor.

Quoted message said:

Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.

You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,

I once dropped a clif bar in a mountain bike race
and didn't stop to pick it up <sob>. God, I feel
awful living with this shame. I hope Smokey the Bear
isn't reading this, or that crying Indian from the
TV commercial.

Also, although I am not a _habitual_ doper, I am a
habitual dope.

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)
and I knew it was against the law, "but still I
said nothing," as in the Martin Niemoller aphorism.
I see now that my failure to inform on my fellows
was wrong.

Ben
Next, I'm going to write a confessional memoir
called "A Thousand Little T-Patches." Ryan
Cousineau will beat me to market with a memoir
called "A Thousand Little Donuts."

Problem is, mine really will be true.

Only a thousand?

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

In article <[email hidden]>,

bar said:

Quoted message said:

On May 24, 11:04 am, John Forrest Tomlinson <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

Quoted message said:

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?

I went for a ride on acid, once, although it seems I spent a lot of
the time watching the oak leaves turn to mulch. I'm sure I would have
hugged you at the time... But I gave all that up.

we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.

Hmm, the helmet zealot smokes pot while on a ride. What will the children think!

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?