*****I LOVED GORDON JUMP******

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE
PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO "GORDON"
OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building have narrow corridors?

com said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE
PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO "GORDON"
OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

for reals?

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Russell B's mom.

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE
PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO "GORDON"
OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building have narrow corridors?

No, no. Gordon Jump already died. It was on that special "Growing Pains" episode. This is another
cruel hoax played on the TV watching public. He died, I tells you. Died.

...OR DID HE???

PS: If McGuirk misspells "Cincinnati" WON MORE TIME, I'm going to punch him in the head.

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with marci's mom.

Quoted message said:

com said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE
PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO "GORDON"
OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

for reals?

Of course not, Marcie. This was a "hoax." Sheesh. Silly girls.

Wavy G said:

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with marci's mom.

Quoted message said:

com said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON >>

for reals?

Of course not, Marcie. This was a "hoax." Sheesh. Silly girls.

cnn.comindex.htmlOpen ↗
deadoraliveinfo.comJump+GordonOpen ↗

news.google.comnewsOpen ↗

It's a conspiracy!

"John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> wrote in message
news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE
PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO "GORDON"
OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS
THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO
"GORDON"

OFF

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building

have

Quoted message said:

narrow corridors?

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station. She
waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near the front
of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her politely
from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play the "think
about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then nod politely upon exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS
THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO
"GORDON"

OFF

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building

have

Quoted message said:

narrow corridors?

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station. She
waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near the front
of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her
politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play
the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then nod politely upon
exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a brief
encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other without feeling
the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed never to have
occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
a rat in a cage:

>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN

BEST

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP

IN

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP

OWNER

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO

"GORDON"

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

OFF

Quoted message said:

>HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building

have

Quoted message said:

narrow corridors?

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other

at

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the train station. She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers
riding up near the front of the train and that

she

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her

politely

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play the
"think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until

it's

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

my floor and then nod politely upon exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of

Limitations"

Quoted message said:

will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two

people

Quoted message said:

who have had a brief encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore
each other without feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is
deemed never to

have

Quoted message said:

occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

18?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1%%%^%%^^%$##&&**

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
>Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
>a rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
>>REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS
>>THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO
>>"GORDON" OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!
>
>Oh. It's you. Hi.
>
>How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building have narrow corridors?
>

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station.
She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near the
front of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her
politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play
the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then nod politely upon
exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a brief
encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other without
feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed never to
have occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

18?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1%%%^%%^^%$##&&**

Eighteen.

between her legs while looking deep in her eyes, to looking right through her in the hallway. Only
time will accomplish this. There are no shortcuts. Sorry, dude.

Russell B said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
a rat in a cage:

>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
>REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS
>THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO
>"GORDON"

OFF

Quoted message said:

>HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!

Oh. It's you. Hi.

How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building

have

Quoted message said:

narrow corridors?

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station.
She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near the
front of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her
politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play
the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then nod politely upon
exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a brief
encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other without
feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed never to
have occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

are you sure you aren't missing a "natural disaster or emergency" clause?

Despite all his or her rage, marci <[email hidden]> is still just a rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

Russell B said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
> Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
> a rat in a cage:
>
> >THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
> >REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS
> >THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO
> >"GORDON"
OFF
> >HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!
>
> Oh. It's you. Hi.
>
> How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building
have
> narrow corridors?
>

The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station.
She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near the
front of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her
politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play
the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then nod politely upon
exit" game.

And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a brief
encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other without
feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed never to
have occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

are you sure you aren't missing a "natural disaster or emergency" clause?

The NDOE clause got him laid in the first place. But the SSoL? It waits for no man. For. No. Man.

Would you MENSAs please drop alt.mountain-bike from this scintillating discussion?

TYVM.

Bill "WKRP went off air a L-O-N-G time ago" S.

Despite all his or her rage, "Sorni" <[email hidden]> is still just a rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

Would you MENSAs please drop alt.mountain-bike from this scintillating discussion?

TYVM.

Bill "WKRP went off air a L-O-N-G time ago" S.

You've got to be kidding. Your nickname is "WKRP went off air a L-O-N-G time ago," and you want to
STOP reading this conversation? That's crazy. One would think it'd be right up your alley, no? Are
you sure this is what you want?

Russell B said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
a rat in a cage:
>"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>"]news:[email hidden]...
>>Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still
>>just a rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
>>>REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM
>>>AS THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE
>>>TO "GORDON" OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!
>>
>>Oh. It's you. Hi.
>>
>>How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building have narrow corridors?
>>
>
>The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train station.
>She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding up near
>the front of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile
>at her politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the
>elevator we play the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and then
>nod politely upon exit" game.
>
>And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a brief
encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other without
feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed never to
have occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

18?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1%%%^%%^^%$##&&**

Eighteen.

I think I missed that part.

Quoted message said:

It's a long way from busting a nut in between her legs while looking deep in her eyes, to
looking right through her in the hallway. Only time will accomplish this. There are no
shortcuts. Sorry, dude.

--
geocities.comsnuhsiteOpen ↗

I make short work of spanked-beyond-recognition Starshine Moonbeam/Trippy, as he admits his utter
and thorough defeat:

From: Starshine Moonbeam <[email hidden]> Newsgroups: alt.discordia,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.scarecrow, alt.flame, alt.usenet.kooks Subject: High
Noon....... Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 03:24:27 -0500 Message-ID:
<[email hidden]>

I just have one thing to say to you.

You're the biggest chickenshit I've ever seen. At least Jet and Leola tried to hold the
proverbial gun to the head of the enemy. You however, did it to a person who hasn't done a damn
thing to you. Classy.

I have absolutely no respect for you at all now. You are lower than anybody on usenet. ANYBODY. Yes,
even Jet. Yes, even Leola.

I said I'd do whatever I had to and I'm not that desperate to win. Not at the price of a good poster
going down for a past mistake of association. Not like this.

I concede.

Message-ID: <[email hidden]>:

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==

While choking back bitter tears at alt.tv.pee-wee-herman, Trippy reflects on his crushing loss:

==

From: Starshine Moonbeam <[email hidden]> Newsgroups: alt.tv.pee-wee-herman,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.scarecrow, alt.discordia, alt.flame, alt.fan.headkase
Subject: Re: Stooge Admits To Drunken Posting - "For once, Deano was right" Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003
17:55:00 -0500 Message-ID: <[email hidden]>

Even in defeat, I was *still* a better man than you.

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/ \ / \ /-----\
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| (O) | \_ ___/ / | || \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,

Sorni said:

Would you MENSAs please drop alt.mountain-bike from this scintillating discussion?

TYVM.

Bill "WKRP went off air a L-O-N-G time ago" S.

Thank god for Nick at Night...

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
a rat in a cage:
>"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>"]news:[email hidden]...
>>Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still
>>just a rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN

BEST

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP

IN

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AS THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP

OWNER

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE TO

"GORDON" OFF

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!
>>
>>Oh. It's you. Hi.
>>
>>How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your

building have

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>narrow corridors?
>>
>
>The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each

other at

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>the train station. She waits at the beginning of the platform because

she

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>claims that she prefers riding up near the front of the train and that

she

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while I smile at her

politely

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in the elevator we play the
>"think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until

it's

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>my floor and then nod politely upon exit" game.
>
>And no, my building has spacious corridors.

Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.

Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of

Limitations"

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

will be up.

(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two

people

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

who have had a brief encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore
each other without feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter
is deemed never to

have

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

18?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1%%%^%%^^%$##&&**

Eighteen.

in

Quoted message said:

between her legs while looking deep in her eyes, to looking right through her in the hallway. Only
time will accomplish this. There are no shortcuts. Sorry, dude.

I pulled out though. 6 months max.

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just a
rat in a cage:

Quoted message said:

"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
>Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still just
>a rat in a cage:
>>"Russell B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>"]news:[email hidden]...
>>>Despite all his or her rage, "John McGuirk" <mcguirk@whatchutalkinboutwillis,com> is still
>>>just a rat in a cage:

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>>>>THE WORLD WILL CERTAINLY MISS THIS VETERAN STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN BEST KNOWN AS THE MAYTAG
>>>>REPAIRMAN AND ARTHUR "BIG GUY" CARLSON FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATTI. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM
>>>>AS THE PEDOPHILE BIKE SHOP OWNER FROM DIFFERENT STROKES. HE WAS SO POPULAR, IT MIGHT BE WISE
>>>>TO "GORDON" OFF HIS GRAVE SITE SO THAT MASSES OF FANS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Oh. It's you. Hi.
>>>
>>>How's the "pretending it didn't happen" game going? Does your building have narrow corridors?
>>>
>>
>>The game is going pretty well. In the morning, we try to avoid each other at the train
>>station. She waits at the beginning of the platform because she claims that she prefers riding
>>up near the front of the train and that she can get to the PATH train in Hoboken easier, while
>>I smile at her politely from the far end of the platform. Oh, and if we catch each other in
>>the elevator we play the "think about what I'm going to wear tomorrow until it's my floor and
>>then nod politely upon exit" game.
>>
>>And no, my building has spacious corridors.
>
>Oh, God. That sounds awful. I feel for you, my Internet brother.
>
>Hey, but cheer up. Before you know it, the "Social Statute of Limitations" will be up.
>
>(The "Social Statute of Limitations" is the interval after which two people who have had a
>brief encounter that was non-emotional BUT involved exchanging names may ignore each other
>without feeling the slightest bit awkward about it. Socially speaking, the encounter is deemed
>never to have occurred. In a case like yours, the SSoL is eighteen [18] months.)

18?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1%%%^%%^^%$##&&**

Eighteen.

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between her legs while looking deep in her eyes, to looking right through her in the hallway.
Only time will accomplish this. There are no shortcuts. Sorry, dude.

I pulled out though. 6 months max.

In, on, around. It doesn't matter. Eighteen months. These aren't MY rules, McGuirk.

Incidentally, now that you know how it works, go for anal next time since there's no penalty.