I like bikes

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Here is my poem again -

"Bikes" - By Roger

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
A shoe on a pedal - Power!
Another shoe on another pedal - Power!
Hands - Two of them.
They are on the handles - Control where you go.
The broken glass is on the road - Don't ride over it!
There is an old lady - Up ahead.
She has seen you - Of Course.
Hands - Two of them, control where you go.
There is an old lady - In front of your bike.
Don't ride over her - Control where you go.
Dirt - Next to the river.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
Two wheels, two tyres - Tyres on the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.
Spinning wheels - Centrifugal forces.
Dogpoo - Physical forces obeyed.
Of it comes - Face it targets.
Tissue - From backpack.
Face is wiped - It still smells.
Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.

Would anyone like to go for a bike ride with me in Melbourne? I like
mountain bike riding, but when I ride I get lonely because my friends don't
have bikes.

Roger

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Here is my poem again -

"Bikes" - By Roger

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
A shoe on a pedal - Power!
Another shoe on another pedal - Power!
Hands - Two of them.
They are on the handles - Control where you go.
The broken glass is on the road - Don't ride over it!
There is an old lady - Up ahead.
She has seen you - Of Course.
Hands - Two of them, control where you go.
There is an old lady - In front of your bike.
Don't ride over her - Control where you go.
Dirt - Next to the river.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
Two wheels, two tyres - Tyres on the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.
Spinning wheels - Centrifugal forces.
Dogpoo - Physical forces obeyed.
Of it comes - Face it targets.
Tissue - From backpack.
Face is wiped - It still smells.
Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.

Would anyone like to go for a bike ride with me in Melbourne? I like
mountain bike riding, but when I ride I get lonely because my friends
don't have bikes.

Roger

I also like road riding - But I only have a mountain bike. I sometimes just
ride into the city (from Preston), and spend the day roaming around. But
it's fun to have friends to roam with! I do have lots of friends, but as I
mentioned before they have no bikes. Even if they did have bikes, some of
them wouldn't want to ride it anyway. Is there a website for lonely riders
like me?

Roger

Roger wrote:

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There's BUGs, bike clubs, Bicycle Victoria

www.bv.com.au

Roger said:

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Here is my poem again -

"Bikes" - By Roger

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
A shoe on a pedal - Power!
Another shoe on another pedal - Power!
Hands - Two of them.
They are on the handles - Control where you go.
The broken glass is on the road - Don't ride over it!
There is an old lady - Up ahead.
She has seen you - Of Course.
Hands - Two of them, control where you go.
There is an old lady - In front of your bike.
Don't ride over her - Control where you go.
Dirt - Next to the river.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.
Two wheels, two tyres - Tyres on the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the dirt.
Riding - On the dirt.
Dogpoo - On the tyres.
Spinning wheels - Centrifugal forces.
Dogpoo - Physical forces obeyed.
Of it comes - Face it targets.
Tissue - From backpack.
Face is wiped - It still smells.
Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.

Would anyone like to go for a bike ride with me in Melbourne? I like
mountain bike riding, but when I ride I get lonely because my friends
don't have bikes.

Roger

I also like road riding - But I only have a mountain bike. I sometimes just
ride into the city (from Preston), and spend the day roaming around. But
it's fun to have friends to roam with! I do have lots of friends, but as I
mentioned before they have no bikes. Even if they did have bikes, some of
them wouldn't want to ride it anyway. Is there a website for lonely riders
like me?

Roger

Maybe you're having that Vogon effect with your poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

No one will cycle with a Vogon either.

Donga

Roger said:

Here is my poem again -

<gooone>

Bikes, spinning wheels - Two of them.

[deja vu ometre pinging .. again it seems ... ..]

must fight urge tomake crack pipe line again ... .... be strong MM .... ....be stroooooonnngggggggg!!!!

oh fuggit .. ... ...lay off the crack pipe (and the bong too so I don't get another cheech and chong reminder from cfsmtb 😄 )

That makes me a very sad panda.

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Roger wrote:

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There's BUGs, bike clubs, Bicycle Victoria

www.bv.com.au

Thanks

Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Roger The Lonely

Roger The Lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Knows what it's like to ride alone (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Roger The Lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Doesn't want to ride alone (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

Maybe tomorrow
A new bike friend
No more sorrow
When I'm with a friend - it could be you
That rides along with me
Roger The Lonely

Roger