I killed Kurgan

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It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle and I beat the "fred" to death
with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding)

I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

Hey Dumbass -

That is a good idea.

I just put him in my killfile too.

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I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

Hey Dumbass -

That is a good idea.

I just put him in my killfile too.

I find it delicious that the newbie demonstrates his newbieness by explaining what a killfile is.

Here are the best things I learned these past few weeks:
1. A kill file is a usenet expression for a way not to read a particular author's posts.
2. Lance Armstrong is a classy guy because he shares his prize money with his team.
3. Jan Ullrich could have gained back 1'16" (1 foot, 16 inches) on Lance if only he'd attacked on
the last stage.

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Here are the best things I learned these past few weeks:
1. A kill file is a usenet expression for a way not to read a particular author's posts.
2. Lance Armstrong is a classy guy because he shares his prize money with his team.
3. Jan Ullrich could have gained back 1'16" (1 foot, 16 inches) on Lance

if

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only he'd attacked on the last stage.

You left out the fact that Armstrong can indeed sprint, as evidenced by his post-Tour
criterium victory.

Andy Coggan

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It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle and I beat the "fred" to death
with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding)

I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

That's IT!!!!!!!! PLONKXORZZZZZZZ!!!!111111

Tony Austn _screw_spam said:

It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle and I beat the "fred" to death
with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding)

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I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

You killed Kurgan?!! You [censored]!

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Tony Austn _screw_spam said:

It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle and I beat the "fred" to death
with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding)

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I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

You killed Kurgan?!! You [censored]!

There Can Be Only One.

All wrong, Lance didn't win by 1 foot 16 inches, its 1 minute and 16 seconds as in direction. There
were both heading approximately north (lets say) and Lance crossed the line heading N22-15-8E, and
Ullrich crossed the finish line N22-14-24E,

Lance rolled on to the winners circle and Ullrich crashed into the crowd.

--
David

True Openness means closedness to the charms that make us comfortable with the present . "JTN"
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that 1 foot 16" was great......lololololo

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Here are the best things I learned these past few weeks:
1. A kill file is a usenet expression for a way not to read a particular author's posts.
2. Lance Armstrong is a classy guy because he shares his prize money

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his team.
3. Jan Ullrich could have gained back 1'16" (1 foot, 16 inches) on Lance

if

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only he'd attacked on the last stage.

that 1 foot 16" was great......lololololo

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Here are the best things I learned these past few weeks:
1. A kill file is a usenet expression for a way not to read a particular author's posts.
2. Lance Armstrong is a classy guy because he shares his prize money with his team.
3. Jan Ullrich could have gained back 1'16" (1 foot, 16 inches) on Lance

if

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only he'd attacked on the last stage.

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put Kurgan in my kill file,

Just so ya know: Kurgan is really Henry Chang. He has a trust fund, so his life is somewhat
different from those of us who work for a living. He won a medal in Master's Nationals on a tandem,
which is about as Fredly as anything I can possibly imagine. He really doesn't like fat men. He left
Wyoming for California because there were too many neanies there.

His life is so bereft of meaning that this forum, and another for mensans (males who menstruate, I
believe) are the main focal points of his existence. Don't kill him, it's more fun to antagonize
him. Greg Miller

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put Kurgan in my kill file,

Just so ya know: Kurgan is really Henry Chang. He has a trust fund, so his life is somewhat
different from those of us

who

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work for a living. He won a medal in Master's Nationals on a tandem, which is about as Fredly

as

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anything I can possibly imagine. He really doesn't like fat men. He left Wyoming for California
because there were too many neanies there.

His life is so bereft of meaning that this forum, and another for mensans (males who menstruate, I
believe) are the main focal points of his

existence.

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Don't kill him, it's more fun to antagonize him. Greg Miller

Dumbass -

the operative phrase for you is "fun to *try* to antagonize him"

BTW, thank you for being so interested in my life.

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put Kurgan in my kill file,

Just so ya know: Kurgan is really Henry Chang. He has a trust fund, so his life is somewhat
different from those of us who work for a living. He won a medal in Master's Nationals on a
tandem, which is about as Fredly as anything I can possibly imagine. He really doesn't like fat
men. He left Wyoming for California because there were too many neanies there.

His life is so bereft of meaning that this forum, and another for mensans (males who menstruate, I
believe) are the main focal points of his existence. Don't kill him, it's more fun to antagonize
him. Greg Miller

That is, quite possibly, the best summation of Chang that I have ever read. Good work.

Chang,

I didn't know about the tandem thing. Very gay. Where you the pitcher or the catcher?

Deez

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put Kurgan in my kill file,

Just so ya know: Kurgan is really Henry Chang. He has a trust fund, so his life is somewhat
different from those of us

who

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work for a living. He won a medal in Master's Nationals on a tandem, which is about as

Fredly

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as

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anything I can possibly imagine. He really doesn't like fat men. He left Wyoming for California
because there were too many neanies

there.

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His life is so bereft of meaning that this forum, and another for

mensans

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(males who menstruate, I believe) are the main focal points of his

existence.

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Don't kill him, it's more fun to antagonize him. Greg Miller

Dumbass -

the operative phrase for you is "fun to *try* to antagonize him"

BTW, thank you for being so interested in my life.

I think he's got a crush on you.

Dashii

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put Kurgan in my kill file,

Just so ya know: Kurgan is really Henry Chang. He has a trust fund, so his life is somewhat
different from those of us

who

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work for a living. He won a medal in Master's Nationals on a tandem, which is about as

Fredly as

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anything I can possibly imagine. He really doesn't like fat men. He left Wyoming for California
because there were too many neanies

there.

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His life is so bereft of meaning that this forum, and another for

mensans

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(males who menstruate, I believe) are the main focal points of his

existence.

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Don't kill him, it's more fun to antagonize him. Greg Miller

That is, quite possibly, the best summation of Chang that I have ever read. Good work.

Agreed, that summation is spot-on.

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Chang,

I didn't know about the tandem thing. Very gay. Where you the pitcher or the catcher?

Dumbass -

Both pitcher and catcher.

My list of accomplishments at Masters Nationals knows no bounds.

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Dumbass -

the operative phrase for you is "fun to *try* to antagonize him"

BTW, thank you for being so interested in my life.

I think he's got a crush on you.

Dashii

I'm nearly as flattered as when Fat Stevie got shot by Cupid's bow.

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Dumbass -

the operative phrase for you is "fun to *try* to antagonize him"

BTW, thank you for being so interested in my life.

I think he's got a crush on you.

Dashii

I'm nearly as flattered as when Fat Stevie got shot by Cupid's bow.

Fat Stevie? Another admirer?

Dashii

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> BTW, thank you for being so interested in my life.

I think he's got a crush on you.

Dashii

I'm nearly as flattered as when Fat Stevie got shot by Cupid's bow.

Fat Stevie? Another admirer?

Something like that.

That moniker wouldn't work on you. 21.7 BMI, very nice.

Good health and good climbing.

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I'm nearly as flattered as when Fat Stevie got shot by Cupid's bow.

Fat Stevie? Another admirer?

Something like that.

That moniker wouldn't work on you. 21.7 BMI, very nice.

Good health and good climbing.

Hahaha, I think I've just been had!

lol

Dashii

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Originally posted by Tony Austn
It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle and I beat the "fred" to death
with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding)

I put Kurgan in my kill file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular
author's postings from your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

I'm putting him on ignore. If I could track him down I'd put him on the pavement.

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Tony Austn said:

It was easy, I walked up to him while he was sitting on hs tricycle

and

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I beat the "fred" to death with a wet noodle, the dumbass. (kidding) I put Kurgan in my kill
file, a usenet expression for a filter that removes any of a particular author's postings from
your news reader. I suggest others do the same.

I'm putting him on ignore. If I could track him down I'd put him on the pavement.

What an idiot.

Dumbass can't handle being shown that one degree of separation to someone connected with doping is
not proof of doping itself.