I just survived an encounter...

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...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their
feet, God rest their souls.

Greg

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Is it a dose of Vitamin C?
Ain't got no time for Western medicine
I am Damo Suzuki" - Mark E Smith

God rest their souls? Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Long live JB

Gary

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...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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feet, God rest their souls.

Greg

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe.

Greg

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...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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feet, God rest their souls.

Greg

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last
drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was
heading to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I
slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the
door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft
wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I
saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm
safe.

Greg

Time to update the old resume... again.
_____
Slack

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...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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feet, God rest their souls.

Greg

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last
drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading
to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the
door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft
wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I
saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm
safe.

Greg

what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas?

Gary

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> ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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> feet, God rest their souls.
>
> Greg
>
>

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last
drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading
to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the
door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft
wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I
saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm
safe.

Greg

what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas?

Gary

My guess is Leno and promotong his new flick.

JD

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> ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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> feet, God rest their souls.
>
> Greg
>
>

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last
drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was
heading to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I
slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the
door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft
wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing
I saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm
safe.

Greg

what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas?

Gary

He was checking to see if there were any dirty bombs stashed around the
Tonight Show studio. He ended up blowing up one of Jay's Lamborghinis
as a precautionary measure before my fateful encounter with him.

Greg

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"All my time I spent in heaven
Revelries of dance and wine
Waking to the sound of laughter
Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons

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...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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feet, God rest their souls.

Greg

God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe.

Greg

That's way too funny!

Just got back from VA riding with the Dart (like riding with Geedub,
only Mike kicks my ass going up and down the hill). Reports tomorrow...
must sleep.

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> ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on

their

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> feet, God rest their souls.
>
> Greg
>
>
God rest their souls?

Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the
least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in
death which he didn't do in life.

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Isn't that sort of going against another thread here
abouts?

So are any co-workers left?

Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last
drumstick
out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading
to
his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I
slammed
the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the
door
on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him
ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft
wide
studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I
saw
was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth.
Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my
building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm
safe.

Greg

That's way too funny!

Just got back from VA riding with the Dart (like riding with Geedub, only
Mike kicks my ass going up and down the hill). Reports tomorrow... must
sleep.

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Yep, Mike's a pretty good rider, good balance showing me up in my own
backyard!

Gary