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I have a MAD COW

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  1. My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time. I tried to explain to her
    that it's sunday, and my day to relax, but she is still mad at me.

    What should I do? Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

  2. Quoted message said:

    My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time.

    Your cow isn't mad but merely [censored].

    Quoted message said:

    Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

    Never hurts. Have yourself checked for dumb bull disease while you're up.

  3. [email hidden] wrote in news:e3n3009q4mqpads65esn5htfrbkfm4dppl@
    4ax.com:

    Quoted message said:

    My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time. I tried to explain to her
    that it's sunday, and my day to relax, but she is still mad at me.

    What should I do? Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

    No, have your cow call a psychiatric ward and have you tested or, preferably, committed. Your cow
    will be much happier and so will we.

  4. Quoted message said:


    My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time. I tried to explain to her
    that it's sunday, and my day to relax, but she is still mad at me.

    What should I do? Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

    Correct your English grammar, and say that she is angry or disgruntled or enraged. Using "mad" for
    "angry" is sloppy English. blacksalt

  5. kalanamak said:
    Quoted message said:


    My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time. I tried to explain to
    her that it's sunday, and my day to relax, but she is still mad at me.

    What should I do? Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

    Correct your English grammar, and say that she is angry or disgruntled or enraged. Using "mad"
    for "angry" is sloppy English. blacksalt

    He needs to call in a local big wig who claims the seventh day is the day of rest and let that
    person explain it to the cow.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments

  6. On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 19:12:25 -0800, kalanamak <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    My cow is mad today, because I woke up late and didn't feed her on time. I tried to explain to
    her that it's sunday, and my day to relax, but she is still mad at me.

    What should I do? Do I need to contact the government and have her tested?

    Correct your English grammar, and say that she is angry or disgruntled or enraged. Using "mad" for
    "angry" is sloppy English. blacksalt

    But doesn't MAD mean Mothers Against Drunks?

    So a mad cow would be Mothers Against Drunk Cows....

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