I can't believe it!

I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many
responses from everyone(who had responded). It was the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. People from buffalo getting upset for calling chicken wings,
Now, in the city of buffalo mind you, buffalo wings. I guess if someone went
to the next town that was a few miles away, it would be OK to order buffalo
wings?

Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh? I know
they can because it used to happen. This useless banter is just pathetic.
Why don't I leave you ask. It is only because I feel a spark of hope. I try
to say funny things but I guess people find them offensive. It seems like
everyone has a stick up their ass. I don't know : (

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "No Name" run.

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There's three things I hate. Girls, women and "Billy Crabs"
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person said:

I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many
responses from everyone(who had responded). It was the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. People from buffalo getting upset for calling chicken wings,
Now, in the city of buffalo mind you, buffalo wings. I guess if someone went
to the next town that was a few miles away, it would be OK to order buffalo
wings?

Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh? I know
they can because it used to happen. This useless banter is just pathetic.
Why don't I leave you ask. It is only because I feel a spark of hope. I try
to say funny things but I guess people find them offensive. It seems like
everyone has a stick up their ass. I don't know : (

You can thank god that I still am around, if it wasn't for me

*AHEM*

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this place would be dead, I agree with you though, it hasn't been as fun
as it has been in the past.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

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Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous occupant
may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the TV remote in
between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff probably didn't
sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do that
but also disturbing to think that some people really do things like that. a
few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't look at phone, I just put it
up to my ear and someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on
the ear piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my
life.

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Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous occupant
may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the TV remote in
between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff probably didn't
sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do
that
but also disturbing to think that some people really do things like that.
a
few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't look at phone, I just put it
up to my ear and someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on
the ear piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my
life.

Whats the last thing someone washes with the soap? Their butt? The first
thing you wash? Your face?!

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"Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>
> Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the
TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff
probably didn't sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do
that but also disturbing to think that some people really do things
like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't look at
phone, I just put it up to my ear and someone hang spit a big pile of
gooey snot filled spit on the ear piece and I put it right up to my
ear. I never felt so gross in my life.

Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you stay in
a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms make an excellent
post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you subsequently dump out the
water and place the coffee pot back where it belongs, it looks like it
hasn't been used and probably won't get cleaned.

I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in hotel
rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my Penthouse or
Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one can sometimes find
on the headstand of the bed.

Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian opened
the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .

CN

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"Grained" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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> >
> > Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me
> > laugh?
>
> The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
> occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged
> the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning
> staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would
do that but also disturbing to think that some people really do
things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't
look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and someone hang spit a
big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the ear piece and I put it
right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my life.

Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you
stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms make
an excellent post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you
subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back where
it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably won't get
cleaned.

I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in hotel
rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my Penthouse or
Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one can sometimes
find on the headstand of the bed.

Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian
opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .

Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a big
black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front cover. Or
go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn "666" inside the
front cover.

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Grained said:

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"Grained" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>
>> "Grained" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>> "Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>> >
>>> > Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me
>>> > laugh?
>>>
>>> The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
>>> occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged
>>> the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning
>>> staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.
>>
>> now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would
>> do that but also disturbing to think that some people really do
>> things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't
>> look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and someone hang spit a
>> big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the ear piece and I put it
>> right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in my life.
>
> Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you
> stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms make
> an excellent post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you
> subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back where
> it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably won't get
> cleaned.

I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in hotel
rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my Penthouse or
Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one can sometimes
find on the headstand of the bed.

Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian
opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .

Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a big
black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front cover. Or
go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn "666" inside the
front cover.

You're both fools.

And also rubes.

"Capt. Neal®" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I would cut nudie pics out of my Playgirl & other
GAY mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one can sometimes find
on the headstand of the bed.

Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate hetero opened
the Bible to the queer centerfold of the month . . . .

CN

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> On 18 Apr 2005 21:41:26 GMT, Grained <[email hidden]> wrote:
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>>Capt. Neal® <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>>> "Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>>>>
>>>>> "Grained" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>>>>> "Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me
>>>>>> > laugh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
>>>>>> occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged
>>>>>> the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning
>>>>>> staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.
>>>>>
>>>>> now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone
>>>>> would do that but also disturbing to think that some people
>>>>> really do things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone
>>>>> and I didn't look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and
>>>>> someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the ear
>>>>> piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in
>>>>> my life.
>>>>
>>>> Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you
>>>> stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms
>>>> make an excellent post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you
>>>> subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back
>>>> where it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably
>>>> won't get cleaned.
>>>
>>>
>>> I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in
>>> hotel rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my
>>> Penthouse or Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one
>>> can sometimes find on the headstand of the bed.
>>>
>>> Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian
>>> opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .
>>
>>Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a
>>big black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front
>>cover. Or go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn
>>"666" inside the front cover.
>
> You're both fools.
And also rubes.

And [censored].

And arrogant [censored].

And you folks have no sense of humor....... ;-)

So sad!!!

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> On 18 Apr 2005 21:41:26 GMT, Grained <[email hidden]> wrote:
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>>Capt. Neal® <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>>>>>
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>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me
>>>>>> > laugh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
>>>>>> occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged
>>>>>> the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning
>>>>>> staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.
>>>>>
>>>>> now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone
>>>>> would do that but also disturbing to think that some people
>>>>> really do things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone
>>>>> and I didn't look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and
>>>>> someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the ear
>>>>> piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross in
>>>>> my life.
>>>>
>>>> Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you
>>>> stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms
>>>> make an excellent post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you
>>>> subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back
>>>> where it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and probably
>>>> won't get cleaned.
>>>
>>>
>>> I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in
>>> hotel rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my
>>> Penthouse or Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles one
>>> can sometimes find on the headstand of the bed.
>>>
>>> Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian
>>> opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .
>>
>>Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a
>>big black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front
>>cover. Or go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to burn
>>"666" inside the front cover.
>
> You're both fools.
And also rubes.

And [censored].

And arrogant [censored].

Not to mention woebegone weenies.

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> Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The previous
occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the phone, or wedged the
TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the cleaning staff
probably didn't sanitize them afterward.

now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone would do
that but also disturbing to think that some people really do things
like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone and I didn't look at
phone, I just put it up to my ear and someone hang spit a big pile of
gooey snot filled spit on the ear piece and I put it right up to my
ear. I never felt so gross in my life.

Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when you stay in
a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms make an excellent
post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you subsequently dump out the
water and place the coffee pot back where it belongs, it looks like it
hasn't been used and probably won't get cleaned.

I stayed the night at one of those places that has the individual seperated
cabins instead of rooms connecting. It had a bunk bed and a double size bed
in the room. I laid on the big bed and I was trying to pull the covers
back(don't ask why I didn't do it before laying on the bed because I don't
know) and my hand slipped and my elbow hit a picture that was right over the
bed and a used condem fell from behind it and landed on my shoulder and the
tip was brown. I put my bag in the car and left while wearing slippers and
pajama bottoms and a t-shirt. There was HO-JO's a few miles away after I
checked in, I went around pushing on all the pictures.

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I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many
responses from everyone(who had responded). It was the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. People from buffalo getting upset for calling chicken wings,
Now, in the city of buffalo mind you, buffalo wings. I guess if someone

went

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to the next town that was a few miles away, it would be OK to order

buffalo

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wings?

Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me laugh?

I can NOT believe that a stupid post about chicken wings got so many

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responses from everyone(who had responded). It was the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. People from buffalo getting upset for calling chicken wings,
Now, in the city of buffalo mind you, buffalo wings. I guess if someone

went

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to the next town that was a few miles away, it would be OK to order

buffalo

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wings?

hows that?
I know

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they can because it used to happen. This useless banter is just pathetic.
Why don't I leave you ask. It is only because I feel a spark of hope. I

try

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to say funny things but I guess people find them offensive. It seems like
everyone has a stick up their ass. I don't know : (

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>>>>>>> > Does anyone have funny things that they can post to make me
>>>>>>> > laugh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The next time you stay in a hotel, consider this: The
>>>>>>> previous occupant may have rubbed his balls all over the
>>>>>>> phone, or

wedged

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>>>>>>> the TV remote in between his bare butt cheeks. And the

cleaning

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>>>>>>> staff probably didn't sanitize them afterward.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> now thats a good start, its kind of humorous to think someone
>>>>>> would do that but also disturbing to think that some people
>>>>>> really do things like that. a few years ago I used a pay phone
>>>>>> and I didn't look at phone, I just put it up to my ear and
>>>>>> someone hang spit a big pile of gooey snot filled spit on the

ear

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>>>>>> piece and I put it right up to my ear. I never felt so gross
>>>>>> in my life.
>>>>>
>>>>> Eww, that is pretty gross. Another thing to bear in mind when

you

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>>>>> stay in a hotel is that those little coffee pots in some rooms
>>>>> make an excellent post-sex nutsack rinsing station. And if you
>>>>> subsequently dump out the water and place the coffee pot back
>>>>> where it belongs, it looks like it hasn't been used and
>>>>> probably won't get cleaned.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I used to do something I thought quite humorous when staying in
>>>> hotel rooms on business trips. I would cut nudie pics out of my
>>>> Penthouse or Playboy mags and fit them into the Gideon bibles
>>>> one can sometimes find on the headstand of the bed.
>>>>
>>>> Imagine the complaints to the front desk when an irate Christian
>>>> opened the Bible to the centerfold of the month . . . .
>>>
>>>Yeah. Another fun thing to do with those hotel Bibles is to get a
>>>big black marker and write "JESUS HATES YOU" just inside the front
>>>cover. Or go out to your car and use the cigarette lighter to
>>>burn "666" inside the front cover.
>>
>> You're both fools.
> And also rubes.
And [censored].

And arrogant [censored].

Just for that, the next time I stay in a hotel I'm going to wipe my
butt- sweat on the bedspread and then hope that you're the next one to
stay in the room. (They rarely clean the bedspreads.)

Are you hoping that LP will check in before you check out?

blondie (sounds like it, warning LP)