Hypothetical car-bike interaction

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Let's say that, hypothetically, a late model blue Chrysler Sebring
sedan with Colorado plates 335IER is traveling in the passing lane of
a busy, downtown 4-lane street when the driver (blond female
caucasian, about 30 years old) merges right into the "slow" lane to
pass because 30 mph is too slow for her in this 25 mph zone. Let's
also say, hypothetically, that a cyclist on a red mountain bike
wearing jeans and bright red jacket is right in the spot that our
imaginary motorist is merging into. The cyclist is in the middle of
this slow lane to avoid the door zone, probably traveling close to 20
mph. There's really nowhere for the cyclist to go, so he kicks this
hypothetical blue Sebring with his hypothetically cleated MTB shoe and
leaves a hypothetical dent in the door. The MTBer immediately makes a
right turn and escapes down an imaginary side alley and into the
rabbit hole he goes.

Let's say that I witnessed this hypothetical interaction from a half
block behind.

Do I hypothetically know the identity of this ficitious MTBer? Was the
MTBer in our story merely acting, hypothetically, in self-defense? Or
is he guilty of assault? Do I take the blue pill and believe whatever
I want to believe? Or do I take the red pill and see how deep the
rabbit hole goes?

All of the above <GGG>.

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Fritz M said:

Let's say that, hypothetically, a late model blue Chrysler Sebring
sedan with Colorado plates 335IER is traveling in the passing lane of
a busy, downtown 4-lane street when the driver (blond female
caucasian, about 30 years old) merges right into the "slow" lane to
pass because 30 mph is too slow for her in this 25 mph zone. Let's
also say, hypothetically, that a cyclist on a red mountain bike
wearing jeans and bright red jacket is right in the spot that our
imaginary motorist is merging into. The cyclist is in the middle of
this slow lane to avoid the door zone, probably traveling close to 20
mph. There's really nowhere for the cyclist to go, so he kicks this
hypothetical blue Sebring with his hypothetically cleated MTB shoe and
leaves a hypothetical dent in the door. The MTBer immediately makes a
right turn and escapes down an imaginary side alley and into the
rabbit hole he goes.

Let's say that I witnessed this hypothetical interaction from a half
block behind.

Do I hypothetically know the identity of this ficitious MTBer? Was the
MTBer in our story merely acting, hypothetically, in self-defense? Or
is he guilty of assault? Do I take the blue pill and believe whatever
I want to believe? Or do I take the red pill and see how deep the
rabbit hole goes?

Keep riding, but retire the red jacket for...a while.

Bill "and hope the CSI ain't into SPD priints" S.

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Quoted message said:

Let's say that, hypothetically, a late model blue Chrysler Sebring
sedan with Colorado plates 335IER is traveling in the passing lane of
a busy, downtown 4-lane street when the driver (blond female
caucasian, about 30 years old) merges right into the "slow" lane to
pass because 30 mph is too slow for her in this 25 mph zone. Let's
also say, hypothetically, that a cyclist on a red mountain bike
wearing jeans and bright red jacket is right in the spot that our
imaginary motorist is merging into. The cyclist is in the middle of
this slow lane to avoid the door zone, probably traveling close to 20
mph. There's really nowhere for the cyclist to go, so he kicks this
hypothetical blue Sebring with his hypothetically cleated MTB shoe and
leaves a hypothetical dent in the door. The MTBer immediately makes a
right turn and escapes down an imaginary side alley and into the
rabbit hole he goes.

Let's say that I witnessed this hypothetical interaction from a half
block behind.

Do I hypothetically know the identity of this ficitious MTBer? Was the
MTBer in our story merely acting, hypothetically, in self-defense? Or
is he guilty of assault? Do I take the blue pill and believe whatever
I want to believe? Or do I take the red pill and see how deep the
rabbit hole goes?

RFM

Hypothetically, at the hypothetical speeds you're describing, the
hypothetical rider, hypothetically hitting a car hard enough to leave a
dent, is probably going down on the spot...no pills, no rabbit holes.

jb

Fritz M said:

Let's say that, hypothetically, a late model blue Chrysler Sebring
sedan with Colorado plates 335IER is traveling in the passing lane of
a busy, downtown 4-lane street when the driver (blond female
caucasian, about 30 years old) merges right into the "slow" lane to
pass because 30 mph is too slow for her in this 25 mph zone. Let's
also say, hypothetically, that a cyclist on a red mountain bike
wearing jeans and bright red jacket is right in the spot that our
imaginary motorist is merging into. The cyclist is in the middle of
this slow lane to avoid the door zone, probably traveling close to 20
mph. There's really nowhere for the cyclist to go, so he kicks this
hypothetical blue Sebring with his hypothetically cleated MTB shoe and
leaves a hypothetical dent in the door. The MTBer immediately makes a
right turn and escapes down an imaginary side alley and into the
rabbit hole he goes.

Let's say that I witnessed this hypothetical interaction from a half
block behind.

Do I hypothetically know the identity of this ficitious MTBer? Was the
MTBer in our story merely acting, hypothetically, in self-defense? Or
is he guilty of assault? Do I take the blue pill and believe whatever
I want to believe? Or do I take the red pill and see how deep the
rabbit hole goes?

First take an English class. Your post was a real chore to read, and not
hypothetically..

If the car is going the cyclist's speed or faster, all the cyclist has to do is
hit the brakes. This is quicker, easier, and more intuitive than kicking the
car, especially hard enough to dent it.

Kicking a car and then escaping down an alley is a jackass punk move. There's
nothing "self-defense" about it, no matter what the car did. In this instance,
self-defense is using the brakes. If a cyclist needs to get a driver's
attention in a hurry, slapping a fender with an open hand does the trick. I
don't know what this cyclist might be guilty of under the law -- perhaps
vandalism, if the car was actually damaged.

Matt O.

Matt O'Toole said:

If a cyclist needs to get a driver's
attention in a hurry, slapping a fender with an open hand does the trick

Yup, that's the best, doesn't leave a mark, but wakes somebody the hell up
fast. Must be used very very sparingly and not just to be a "badass".

maxo said:

Matt O'Toole said:

If a cyclist needs to get a driver's
attention in a hurry, slapping a fender with an open hand does the trick

Yup, that's the best, doesn't leave a mark, but wakes somebody the hell up
fast. Must be used very very sparingly and not just to be a "badass".

To be a "badass," nothing beats a Zefal HPx.

It sure pumps those tires up.

-Luigi

If a cyclist has enough time to unclip and kick a car than there is more
than enough time to stop or get out of the way. Another nondestructive way
of getting their attention is to use your waterbottle (squirt or throw).
Damaging a car is not the way to make drivers want to share the road with
us. BTW this was all hypothetically speaking!
LD

S o r n i said:

Keep riding, but retire the red jacket for...a while.

My jacket's yellow. I would've braked and maybe slapped the window or
fender. I also don't own a MTB.

RFM

Quoted message said:

Damaging a car is not the way to make drivers want to share the road with
us. BTW this was all hypothetically speaking!

Not all the time.

Very recently here in New Orleans, a female driver managed to strike a
bicyclist who, from all accounts, was riding his bicycle entirely legally along
Veteran's Memorial Boulevard.

She struck him so hard that one of his legs was amputated; the rest of his body
was catapulted into a canal.

The woman sped off after killing the cyclist and managed to get two and a half
blocks before she hit a tree with her vehicle; the vehicle burst into flames
and she had to be rescued.

The cyclist's leg was still embedded in the grill of her vehicle.

She was roaring drunk and didn't even remember killing the man on the bicycle.

We'll see what happens to her in Court.

James S. Prine
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We'll see what happens to her in Court.

How does probation for one year sound? At least that appears likely in this
Colorado case:

http://www.summitdaily.com/apps/pbc...06100001&Ref=AR

REID WILLIAMS
summit daily news
June 10, 2004

SUMMIT COUNTY - Following an investigation of the accident scene, the Colorado
State Patrol (CSP) has charged a teenager in the death of a bicyclist along
Highway 9 north of Silverthorne last month.

CSP Capt. Ron Prater said the 17-year-old Kremmling resident was charged with
first-class misdemeanor careless driving resulting in death. The charge carries
possible penalties of 10 days to one year in jail, and a possible fine of
between $100 and $1,000.

The teenager was driving south on Highway 9 from Kremmling the afternoon of May
2, when the driver allegedly drifted off the road onto the shoulder, hitting a
cyclist.

Jeffrey Ferber, 59, a New Yorker who had moved to Frisco five years earlier,
was pronounced dead at the scene. An avid cyclist, Copper Mountain ski
instructor and semi-retired accountant, Ferber died of traumatic head injuries
despite wearing a helmet.

Ferber was reportedly stopped on the shoulder near mile 106, waiting for a
fellow biker to catch up, when the accident occurred.

Prater said investigators believe the teenager was looking at the car's clock
to check the time and drifted off the road.

"This was simply a case of inattentive driving," Prater said Thursday. "When
you're driving down the road, you can't forget that you have the lives of
everyone around you in your hands."

In a sad twist, Ferber's death occurred as the State Patrol and other law
enforcement agencies around the state were set to embark on a week-long,
stepped-up enforcement campaign aimed at reducing traffic fatalities over the
Memorial Day weekend.

Dubbed "Zero Week," local police departments and sheriff's offices joined state
troopers in saturation patrols on the lookout for speeders, seat belt scofflaws
and drivers with improperly restrained children.

In Summit County, officers from the Frisco, Dillon, Silverthorne and
Breckenridge police departments and Summit County Sheriff's Office deputies
joined troopers on Interstate 70 and Highway 9 north of Silverthorne. Prater
said the patrols put extra emphasis on Highway 9 following Ferber's death.

Prater said the patrols issued 300 speeding tickets, cited more than 50
aggressive drivers, logged 150 seat belt violations and 15 child restraint
infractions. Nineteen accidents occurred during "Zero Week," only one of which
was alcohol-related. Summit County saw no traffic fatalities that week, even
with wintry weather that left areas slick with ice.

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To be a "badass," nothing beats a Zefal HPx.

no a paintball gun or better yet a uzi os the badass thing to do (G)

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Quoted message said:

We'll see what happens to her in Court.

How does probation for one year sound? At least that appears likely in

this

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Colorado case:

Why do you think that a year's probation is likely?
At any rate, I don't see this as being in quite the same league as the drunk
lady in New Orleans.

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Frisco, CO

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Kicking a car and then escaping down an alley is a jackass punk move. There's
nothing "self-defense" about it, no matter what the car did. In this

instance,

Quoted message said:

self-defense is using the brakes. If a cyclist needs to get a driver's
attention in a hurry, slapping a fender with an open hand does the trick. I
don't know what this cyclist might be guilty of under the law -- perhaps
vandalism, if the car was actually damaged.

Matt O.

[censored] you. Any [censored] car that swerves into my lane gets a [censored] ding. And
if I see you on the road I'll tip you, TOOL.

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"Denver C. Fox" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

We'll see what happens to her in Court.

How does probation for one year sound? At least that appears likely in

this

Quoted message said:

Colorado case:

Why do you think that a year's probation is likely?
At any rate, I don't see this as being in quite the same league as the drunk
lady in New Orleans.

--
mark
Frisco, CO

Isn't everyone drunk in New Orleans? I wager the person gets off with 10 days
and a 2 year suspension.

Flint Fredstone said:

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Quoted message said:

Kicking a car and then escaping down an alley is a jackass punk move. There's
nothing "self-defense" about it, no matter what the car did. In this

instance,

Quoted message said:

self-defense is using the brakes. If a cyclist needs to get a driver's
attention in a hurry, slapping a fender with an open hand does the trick. I
don't know what this cyclist might be guilty of under the law -- perhaps
vandalism, if the car was actually damaged.

Matt O.

[censored] you. Any [censored] car that swerves into my lane gets a [censored] ding. And
if I see you on the road I'll tip you, TOOL.

Exactly the sort of behaviour that gets you on the [censored] list of
motorists generally, and your local constabulary.

I have slapped and knocked before, as warnings, in slow-moving
situations (lumbering SUVs wandering, and the like). At the speeds
cited in the original post, I would either be fleeing or roadkill.

-Luigi

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Isn't everyone drunk in New Orleans? I wager the person gets off with 10
days
and a 2 year suspension.

It is no secret that we are 'proud' of our drive-thru daiquiri shops, where one
may purchase liquor BY THE GALLON. Many barrooms are literally open 'round the
clock' to better serve the public.

In addition to the exciting driving conditions, we pay some of the highest
insurance premiums in the United States.

Can there be a correlation here?

James S. Prine
http://hometown.aol.com/jsprine/

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[email hidden] (Fritz M)

wrote a very long post and then asked:

Quoted message said:

Was the
MTBer in our story merely acting, hypothetically, in self-defense? Or
is he guilty of assault?

Under Illinois law he's guilty of leaving the scene of a motor vehicle property
damage crash. (Vehicle + vehicle + contact + damage = crash) He's also not very
bright if he makes a habit of kicking car doors hard enough to damage them
while he's riding at 20 mph and the cars are passing him at a somewhat greater
speed. There's nothing hypothetical about hitting the pavement at 20 mph.

BTW, I wouldn't worry too much about your duty to report the incident to the
police since you likely misread the plate unless of course the owner recently
traded in her black '97 VW for a late model blue Sebring and just hasn't
transferred the plates yet. If I have time tomorrow I'll call Kerrie and ask
her.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

Quoted message said:

Why do you think that a year's probation is likely?
At any rate, I don't see this as being in quite the same league as the drunk
lady in New Orleans.

I'll bet you some $$ that this girl gets probation. She is 17, from Kremmling
(local). Perhaps I will be wrong, but that is my bet.

No, not the same league, agreed - but symptomatic of the small value placed on
human life.

As a contrast, the two school administrators in Elizabeth (Elbert County, CO)
who stole about $100,000 each are facing 6 years in jail.

This girl is facing a MAX of 1 year in jail for killing someone, and I
personally belive that is quite unlikely, and she will end up with probation or
Community Service.

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