Are you suggesting that there would be little or no chance of the occasional impressionable child of the death greenhouse tribe being seduced by the bronzed thighs of a cyclist?
Half bronzed, half white thighs you mean :-)
-- Guy === I wonder if you wouldn't mind piecing out our imperfections with your thoughts; and while you're about it perhaps you could think when we talk of bicycles, that you see them printing their proud wheels i' the receiving earth; thanks awfully.
< > Are you suggesting that there would be little or no chance of
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the occasional impressionable child of the death greenhouse
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< Half bronzed, half white thighs you mean :-)
I knew there had to be a disadvantage to riding a recumblent.
Nope - that's a disadvantage of wearing bike shorts, based on experience. On a 'bent you can wear any shorts you like - or none if you must ;-)
Also, on a 'bent you get to brown the bits of your front which are in the shade when riding out on a Sunday on the wedgie :-)
-- Guy === I wonder if you wouldn't mind piecing out our imperfections with your thoughts; and while you're about it perhaps you could think when we talk of bicycles, that you see them printing their proud wheels i' the receiving earth; thanks awfully.
A question I've always wanted answered by a creationist: "Given that Eve was only created after god saw that Adam needed a partner, were Adam's genitals retro-fitted?"
You mean once upon a time Action Man might have been anatomically accurate? I dont think so. Surely God, being omniscient, would have known that in the far distant future there would be websites which Adam's descendants would feel the need for genitals when viewing.
Er, I mean, being omniscient, God knew that Adam would eventually come to need a partner, he was just testing to see how long Adam would take to work it out. Yes, that's right. Nothing to do with websites at all.
Nope - that's a disadvantage of wearing bike shorts, based on experience. On a 'bent you can wear any shorts you like - or none if you must ;-)
Of course, on a bent the exposure deemed by some as indecent would be much more significant than on a wedgie. I wonder just how far you'd get before being pulled by the police (damn I could have worded that better...)
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Also, on a 'bent you get to brown the bits of your front which are in the shade when riding out on a Sunday on the wedgie :-)
Yeah, but on a bent you never get to brown the backs of your legs :-(
Maybe I should fit reflectors on my lowrider rack to reflect the sunlight onto the backs of my legs :-)
