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Bomba · 2003-04-07T18:30:10+00:00

Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike! A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80! One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today! http://www.homegymcentral.com/pages/montague/hummer.aspx# * - may not be actual weight.

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Published: 7 April 2003
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Bomba
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7 April 2003, 18:30 UTC #1

Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This
gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.

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Mx-Pilot
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7 April 2003, 19:00 UTC #2

hummers are sooo good. "bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
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Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This
gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.

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David L
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7 April 2003, 20:00 UTC #3

Military Spec. Aluminum 7005 Series Front and Rear Triangle... WTF makes it military spec. And whose
military are we talking about, if its Canada's military this bike will never make it out of the box.
Dave
"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This
gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.

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Stephen Baker
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7 April 2003, 20:00 UTC #4

bomba says:
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Try the new Hummer bike!
"Tactical", huh? I suppose if you had enough strength to throw it at someone, it could be so
described.....

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John Harlow
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7 April 2003, 20:00 UTC #5

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hummers are sooo good.
No doubt. But what does that have to do with bicycles?

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Mx-Pilot
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7 April 2003, 20:00 UTC #6

well you can sneak through airducts with it then pop down at saddam , then ride off with his
concupines
"Stephen Baker" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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bomba says:
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Try the new Hummer bike!
"Tactical", huh? I suppose if you had enough strength to throw it at

someone,
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it could be so described.....

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Sorni
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7 April 2003, 20:30 UTC #7

"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This
gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but it really isn't that bad a deal! One would think the name alone
would jack the price up to $1500 or so...
Bill "ran into a friend at Performance Sunday who had a brand-new H2 hogging up the lot. Thing was
friggin' HUGE" S.

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Mx-Pilot
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7 April 2003, 20:30 UTC #8

the H2 is the baby hummer for cheapskates.
"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys!
This gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but it really isn't that bad a deal! One would think the name
alone would jack the price up to $1500 or so...
Bill "ran into a friend at Performance Sunday who had a brand-new H2

hogging
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up the lot. Thing was friggin' HUGE" S.

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Pete
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7 April 2003, 22:30 UTC #9

"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys! This
gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.
Merely a rebadged Montague montagueco.commontagueco.com
The Hummer name and yellow paint adds an extra $200 over the regular Montague.
Pete

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Westie
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8 April 2003, 01:30 UTC #10

"David L" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Military Spec. Aluminum 7005 Series Front and Rear Triangle... WTF makes

it
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military spec. And whose military are we talking about, if its Canada's military this

bike
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will never make it out of the box.
Dave
It will if they intend to drop them on people from a great height.
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Westie

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Mx-Pilot
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8 April 2003, 03:30 UTC #11

yeah saw that in maxim
then this hummer one is just like the grand cherokees.
"Pete" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys!
This gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.
Merely a rebadged Montague montagueco.commontagueco.com
The Hummer name and yellow paint adds an extra $200 over the regular Montague.
Pete

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G.T.
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8 April 2003, 03:30 UTC #12

MX-Pilot said:
the H2 is the baby hummer for cheapskates.
It's still a stupid ass behemoth of a vehicle for top posting morons.
Greg
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"Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late, the battles we fought were long and hard,
just not to be consumed by rock n' roll..." - The Mekons

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Chris
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8 April 2003, 04:00 UTC #13

Everyone shouldn't laugh, and if you were more experienced in the sport you might realize these
bikes are used by OUR military, as featured in Bicycling Mag. Check this:
militarybikes.commilitary.html
"David L" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Military Spec. Aluminum 7005 Series Front and Rear Triangle... WTF makes

it
Quoted message said:
military spec. And whose military are we talking about, if its Canada's military this

bike
Quoted message said:
will never make it out of the box.
Dave
"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys!
This gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.

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John Spann
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8 April 2003, 05:30 UTC #14

MX-Pilot said:
well you can sneak through airducts with it then pop down at saddam , then ride off with his
concupines
"Stephen Baker" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
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bomba says:
Quoted message said:
Try the new Hummer bike!
"Tactical", huh? I suppose if you had enough strength to throw it at
someone,
Quoted message said:
it could be so described.....
Is a concupine something like a spiny common-law wife?
John Spann

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Pete
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8 April 2003, 07:00 UTC #15

"Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:_hrka.122166$Zo.23599@sccrnsc03...
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Everyone shouldn't laugh, and if you were more experienced in the sport

you
Quoted message said:
might realize these bikes are used by OUR military, as featured in

Bicycling
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Mag. Check this:
militarybikes.commilitary.html
natick.army.milbikes.htm "On October 30 engineers from SSCOM's Natick
Research, Development and Engineering Center (NRDEC) conducted a preliminary evaluation of mountain
bikes for military application at Ashland State Forest." [this appears to be from Nov. 1995]
"NRDEC is evaluating two mountain bikes, the Montague mountain bike and the Hanebrink Extreme
Terrain Bike. " [other snippage]
Pete
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"David L" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Military Spec. Aluminum 7005 Series Front and Rear Triangle... WTF makes

it
Quoted message said:
military spec. And whose military are we talking about, if its Canada's military this

bike
Quoted message said:
will never make it out of the box.
Dave
"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new

Hummer
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
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bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys!
This gives a alloy to price ratio of

$149.80!
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay!

Call
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.

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Michael Dart
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8 April 2003, 14:00 UTC #16

"Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:_hrka.122166$Zo.23599@sccrnsc03...
Quoted message said:
Everyone shouldn't laugh, and if you were more experienced in the sport

you
Quoted message said:
might realize these bikes are used by OUR military, as featured in

Bicycling
Quoted message said:
Mag. Check this:
militarybikes.commilitary.html
Oh hell OUR military is riding, flying, floating or submerging on/in stuff all made by the lowest
bidder. ;^)
Mike

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Chris Phillipo
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8 April 2003, 18:01 UTC #17

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
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Military Spec. Aluminum 7005 Series Front and Rear Triangle... WTF makes it military spec. And
whose military are we talking about, if its Canada's military this bike will never make it out of
the box.
Dave
If the US military really did buy those Montague folding bikes like they say on
militarybikes.commilitarybikes.com, then I'll be the first Canadian into Iraq because that POS is going
to need a good Canadian mechanic and a MIG welder to make it to Baghdad.
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Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia ramsays-online.comramsays-online.com

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Chris Phillipo
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8 April 2003, 18:01 UTC #18

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
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bomba says:
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Try the new Hummer bike!
"Tactical", huh? I suppose if you had enough strength to throw it at someone, it could be so
described.....
See if you fold it the other way, it's a mortar launcher.
--
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Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia ramsays-online.comramsays-online.com

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Chris Phillipo
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8 April 2003, 18:01 UTC #19

In article <_hrka.122166$Zo.23599@sccrnsc03>, [email hidden] says...
Quoted message said:
Everyone shouldn't laugh, and if you were more experienced in the sport you might realize these
bikes are used by OUR military, as featured in Bicycling Mag. Check this:
militarybikes.commilitary.html
And I saw one of them this week in my shop. Decked out int he latest RST fork and Shimano Altus
components. The owner said he's on his 3rd quick release skewer (the one that holds the bike
together). I wouldn't spend money on one of these, if I got one free as part of my "military
education" then I might keep it...in the trunk.
--
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Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia ramsays-online.comramsays-online.com

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Supabonbon
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9 April 2003, 16:30 UTC #20

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:<[email hidden]>...
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"bomba" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Jeep bike a bit too heavy for you? Too many alloys? Try the new Hummer bike!
A mere 29lbs*, the Hummer folds up so you can, um, fold it up if you want to. Only 5 alloys!
This gives a alloy to price ratio of $149.80!
One can be yours now for only 749 of your US Dollar! Don't delay! Call today!
homegymcentral.comhummer.aspx
* - may not be actual weight.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but it really isn't that bad a deal! One would think the name
alone would jack the price up to $1500 or so...
Bill "ran into a friend at Performance Sunday who had a brand-new H2 hogging up the lot. Thing was
friggin' HUGE" S.
It's 'only' $750 because it's not a real Humvee. If it was, it would weigh 300 pounds, have downhill
tires, no big chainring, and, as a result, require an unnecessarily vast amount of food and energy
bars to ride on the sidewalk. /s

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