"Let's get real, folks. When planning a bike trip to a national park, it's not about the scenic views (although, let's be honest, they're a nice bonus). It's about not getting killed by a park ranger for not following regulations or getting stuck in the middle of nowhere with no amenities. Prioritize the park's rules and restrictions, then worry about the scenic routes and physical demands. And please, don't even get me started on the 'challenging and rewarding ride' nonsense. Safety and logistics come first, thrill-seekers."