How to increase your sex appeal

"Tim Downie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Well, if not your sex appeal, your visibility at least.

Believe it or not, I got whistled at by girls in Troon last night more
than
30 years my junior. They may well have been drunk but then again, they
might
not have been. ;-)

Does it matter?? 😉 I still offers from fems 10 to 20 years younger
and they mean it! Only fear and common sense keeps me in line. I ignore
the ones my own age.

-DF

Don't get too excited.....Girls from Troon think anyone with a pulse and
a pint, is husband material. I'm not saying they're desperate, but most
of them carry wedding gowns in the trunks of their cars.

"Tim Downie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > Believe it or not, I got whistled at by girls in Troon last night more than

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30 years my junior.

PlEEEEEEase! Timothy, you must forget we've seen your pic. NOT! Geez
man, don't you know when someone's making fun of you? You must've been
that kid in school who was the only one who on "picture day" made the
goofy face right when they snapped the pic.

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They may well have been drunk but then again, they might
not have been. ;-)

Maybe not drunk, but certainly blind, and likely retarded.

"Doug Freese" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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Does it matter?? 😉 I still offers from fems 10 to 20 years younger
and they mean it!

Notice he said "FEMS" not "FEMALES"????? Of course you're holding up
a $100 bill on "hooker ave", that's the only explanation.

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Only fear and common sense keeps me in line.

And the possibilty she'll spring a leak.

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I ignore
the ones my own age.

And they you. Works out nicely.

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How to increase your sex appeal

Inherit a lot of money