How to be cool...

threeinchtire said:

After you have wowed them with your seemingly miraculous instant
mastering of the unicycle,

You'll never fool any rider with that one, not even someone who rides
forwards while cautiously swinging their arms.

threeinchtire said:

ask them: "How long did it take you to learn?" Then ride away with their
unicycle.

There's nothing cool about being a thief. Especially one who attempts to
humiliate the victim beforehand by showing off and then making them
feel inadequate by seemingly forcing them to admit they can't do much
(yet).

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yeah hes right stealin ppls stuff is stupid..
people like that deserve to be shot and hung upside down by earlobes
till they are ripped off their head then hit with a tube sock full of
wood screws till their intestine show..

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Whats wrong with publicly humialiting someone and then nicking his
unicycle? As long as its not -your- unicycle I don't see the point.

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I have always wanted to do that to someone (minus the stealing of the
uni)

I have only ever seen somebody with a unicycle, that I didn't know,
once. But I couldn't pull this trick because i was also riding my uni.
So we just talked for a while and I taught him to hop up stairs.

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I only saw another person riding while I wasnt once. I was in my
friends car and we couldnt stop. It would have been cool cause he had
a pretty bad uni and didnt seem all that good... but I missed it.

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forrestunifreak said:

I'm addicted to placebo's. I should stop taking them, but it wouldn't
matter anyway.

fluxusmaximus said:

It looks like some deranged mad-man going berserk with a heavy metal
object.

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gkmac said:

There's nothing cool about being a thief. Especially one who attempts to
humiliate the victim beforehand by showing off and then making them
feel inadequate by seemingly forcing them to admit they can't do much
(yet).

+1, sounds like a realy nasty thing to do

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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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you know what would really be cool? Getting the new riders phone number
or setting up a ride sometime.

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I think the general consensus is that your idea is REALLY bad.

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banjo_gun_snake_wheels said:

you know what would really be cool? Getting the new riders phone number
or setting up a ride sometime.

Right on!

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I was not being serious.

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smcmorrow said:

He's as jacked as jacked can be!

sugarloafur said:

It's true.

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Uniman_3 said:

yeah hes right stealin ppls stuff is stupid..
people like that deserve to be shot and hung upside down by earlobes
till they are ripped off their head then hit with a tube sock full of
wood screws till their intestine show..

i think he was exaggerating by saying to ride off with it, i mean, you
wouldn't actually take it... you would just ride around the corner and
then come back and say "cool, you should practise some more, i think i
might buy one of these myself!"

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yeah but i hate people who steal things...

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I had the experience of a stranger kid asking to try my unicycle, then
he ran off with it.

I stayed cool while he ran off, and luckily he was just trying to get
me to chase him.

It was pretty funny once I got my unicycle back, but I didn't let him
know that. (He didn't know that I was about to panic as he was getting
too far for me to catch up, when he stopped.)

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