Go into Dereham on a 'bent trike, with flagpole of said 'bent wrapped with 4m silver tinsel; have dancing angels on one's h*lm*t, and half-a-dozen red blinkies round the rim of said h*lm*t.... I have found today that this effectively brings traffic and peds to a standstill with sed motorists & peds developing Bottom Jaw Dropped To Ground Syndrome combined with mucho pointing and cries of "What's that!"
Go into Dereham on a 'bent trike, with flagpole of said 'bent wrapped with 4m silver tinsel; have dancing angels on one's h*lm*t, and half-a-dozen red blinkies round the rim of said h*lm*t.... I have found today that this effectively brings traffic and peds to a standstill with sed motorists & peds developing Bottom Jaw Dropped To Ground Syndrome combined with mucho pointing and cries of "What's that!"
Cheers, helen s
Bring some joy to us all - send out some pictures!!!!
"wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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How to avoid a SMIDSY!!!
Go into Dereham on a 'bent trike, with flagpole of said 'bent wrapped with 4m silver tinsel; have dancing angels on one's h*lm*t, and half-a-dozen
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blinkies round the rim of said h*lm*t.... I have found today that this effectively brings traffic and peds to a standstill with sed motorists & peds developing Bottom Jaw Dropped To Ground Syndrome combined with mucho pointing and cries of "What's that!"
Cheers, helen s
I'm sure everyone enjoyed seeing this. Any pictures?
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I'm sure everyone enjoyed seeing this. Any pictures?
Beverly
Sadly not. But I shall be venturing forth in said garb over the Christmas. On Wednesday my helmet was festooned with blinkies and loats of best plastic holly, ivy and poinsettias. That seemed to go down well as several motorists wound down their windows to call out a "Merry Christmas!"
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:23:58 +0000 (UTC), "wafflycat"
w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:
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Sadly not. But I shall be venturing forth in said garb over the Christmas. On Wednesday my helmet was festooned with blinkies and loats of best plastic holly, ivy and poinsettias. That seemed to go down well as several motorists wound down their windows to call out a "Merry Christmas!"
Last year my bike was pimped out with mylar tinsel garlands wrapped around the frame tubes and laced through the spokes. Those were illuminated with 120 miniature lights. Poinsettias and gift bows adorned the fenders. The effect was positively startling. Lots of friendly honks from cagers. It even drew applause from groups at bus stops. It was fun even though it looked cheesy. -- zk
Last year my bike was pimped out with mylar tinsel garlands wrapped around the frame tubes and laced through the spokes. Those were illuminated with 120 miniature lights. Poinsettias and gift bows adorned the fenders. The effect was positively startling. Lots of friendly honks from cagers. It even drew applause from groups at bus stops. It was fun even though it looked cheesy.
Then someone said "God Bless You" and you punched him (or her!) in the nose, right?