now see what you started nifty shiftyniftyshifty said:I prefer watermelons in my bra. Both for seeing motorists run into one another, and as a weapon. I suppose it'd be nice to stop for a picnic with 'em also.
alienator said:I actually bring both of my acorns when I ride. It's quite painful to leave them at home.
Freeze that cuke....it lasts a couple of hours longer!kdelong said:The only problem is that after a few days the cuke turns yellow and gets all mushy. I prefer an eggplant my self. Lasts longer and stays purple for weeks.
Jaybird2009 said:Freeze that cuke....it lasts a couple of hours longer!
It helps to ensure that no one steals it too!Denny418 said:I'd suggest sticking the cucumber up your butt when you ride, to get it out of the way. And then it's directly at hand in case someone wants to toss your salad.
kdelong said:It helps to ensure that no one steals it too!
limerickman said:Question : "You were narrowly beaten in that race, do you have any explantion as to how that happened"
Answer : "yeah, me cucumber came loose".
i personally dont think its correct of you m8 for letting us into your secret of how to keep hunger and thirst at bay,now my wife only wants to go out on the bike ,Martian Tom said:Just wondering how many of you carry a cucumber as part of your cycling equipment?
For long distance touring and bicycle camping... I think I'd feel safer carrying a decent green 15-incher (concealed so it doesn't freak people out). Great to munch on for both energy replacement and thirst quenching. Also useful to clobber any potential muggers/bike stealers over the head as it has the potential to stun without causing permanent injury.
Anyone else tote a cuke while biking?
Just wondering how many of you carry a cucumber as part of your cycling equipment?
For long distance touring and bicycle camping... I think I'd feel safer carrying a decent green 15-incher (concealed so it doesn't freak people out). Great to munch on for both energy replacement and thirst quenching. Also useful to clobber any potential muggers/bike stealers over the head as it has the potential to stun without causing permanent injury.
Anyone else tote a cuke while biking?
I was arrested once for carrying a concealed cucumber. I tried to explain to the officer that I was innocent since in reality the cucumber was a plant. I guess I am lucky since he might have over reacted and kaled me.
It's a good thing he wasn't a gay cop, or he might have thought you were excited to meet him.
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