How is love loke a bike?

Both can make your ass hurt.

Both will take all your time and money

How about this... wait about a year and something else better will come along.

Actually Cycling is much better for 3 reasons.
1. You can throw your leg over any time you feel like it

2. You can hammer your testes as hard as you like for as long as you like

3. The only person who needs to be satisfied with your performance is yourself

When it is new, you can't think of anythong else!🙂

It's expensive, will make you do stupid things, and sooner or later you are going to get hurt. (can you tell I am divorced?)

CYCLING IS BETTER! THERE WILL BE NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS PERFORM IN THE SAME POSITION AND YOU DONT HAVE TO CUDDLE AFTERWARDS!🙂

tchak attack said:

If you don't keep up the maintenance, it will fall apart...

HAHA, for me there's no similarities...I ride hard, have more than one bike, do it when ever I want, can change it if it's not good enough or annoys me in some way, I can ignore it during the winter when I need a break, and it's always fun, doesn't nag me, can ride it when I'm drunk, lol oh god...I need a good relationship lmao!

Yeah I can't see any similarities...