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  1. How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

  2. Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab & radilogically
    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming Bag of
    Spamming Feces?

  3. "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &


    radilogically

    Quoted message said:

    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming


    Bag of

    Quoted message said:

    Spamming Feces?


    So... ilsa is still turned on by solid waste. Kinky little thing mentions it
    at every opportunity. Tell us ilsa, do you prefer to smear it on
    yourself, or do you prefer that some one else do it for you?

  4. "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &


    radilogically

    Quoted message said:

    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming


    Bag of

    Quoted message said:

    Spamming Feces?

    So, what you are saying is, you haven't a clue how to diagnose a disease,
    just how to be
    obnoxious.

  5. Interesting article on emphysema and mice, of course this hardly proves
    anything in humans.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3329103.stm
    Anth

    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

  6. http://www.lung.med.ucla.edu/clinicalresearch/FORTE/patientinfo.html
    Anth

  7. (pilot full)
    http://ajrccm.atsjournals.org/cgi/content/full/165/5/718
    Anth

  8. "Anth" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    (pilot full)
    http://ajrccm.atsjournals.org/cgi/content/full/165/5/718
    Anth

    Well, we are moving forward, but the question I asked was how do you
    diagnose a patient with
    emphysema, asthma and/or congestive heart failure.

  9. Quoted message said:


    "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &


    radilogically

    Quoted message said:

    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming


    Bag of

    Quoted message said:

    Spamming Feces?

    So, what you are saying is, you haven't a clue how to diagnose a disease,
    just how to be
    obnoxious.

    No, what I'm saying is that you are a Lazy Bag of Spamming Feces who is in
    DENIAL of his REAL DISEASES!

    Your MLM products cannot save you and your ill-advised cavitation procedure is
    pure ass-clownery.

  10. "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to be true
    in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the correct
    diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to separate
    illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or surgical
    operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used. They are
    a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the thrall of
    the drug companies.

    Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins", "parasites", the
    "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days), TCM
    phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or amalgam
    illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although that's
    an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in as
    mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy imbalance". I
    think that about covers it.

    Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that suggests
    scientific medicine may actually know something about disease. Just get
    onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back into
    health in the most efficient way possible.

    Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your question
    is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination of
    patient history, physical examination and investigations that might include
    chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative practitioner
    would have the appropriate training and experience.

    Peter Moran

  11. "Peter Moran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to be


    true

    Quoted message said:

    in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the


    correct

    Quoted message said:

    diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to separate
    illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or surgical
    operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used. They


    are

    Quoted message said:

    a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the thrall of
    the drug companies.

    Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins", "parasites", the
    "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days), TCM
    phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or amalgam
    illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although that's
    an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in as
    mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy imbalance". I
    think that about covers it.

    Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that


    suggests

    Quoted message said:

    scientific medicine may actually know something about disease. Just get
    onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back into
    health in the most efficient way possible.

    Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your


    question

    Quoted message said:

    is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination of
    patient history, physical examination and investigations that might


    include

    Quoted message said:

    chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative practitioner
    would have the appropriate training and experience.

    Peter Moran

    Another one who does not understand how to diagnose a disease. Isn't this
    enlightening?

  12. "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Peter Moran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message


    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    How is emphysema diagnosed?
    How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to be


    true

    Quoted message said:

    in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the


    correct

    Quoted message said:

    diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to


    separate

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or surgical
    operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used. They


    are

    Quoted message said:

    a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the thrall


    of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the drug companies.

    Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins", "parasites",


    the

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days), TCM
    phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or


    amalgam

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although


    that's

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in as
    mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy imbalance".


    I

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    think that about covers it.

    Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that


    suggests

    Quoted message said:

    scientific medicine may actually know something about disease. Just


    get

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back


    into

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    health in the most efficient way possible.

    Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your


    question

    Quoted message said:

    is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination of
    patient history, physical examination and investigations that might


    include

    Quoted message said:

    chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative


    practitioner

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    would have the appropriate training and experience.

    Peter Moran

    Another one who does not understand how to diagnose a disease. Isn't this
    enlightening?

    Explain the purpose of your initial question...

    Look up spirometry, chest x-ray, history, EKG, etc....

  13. "Amalgams are Super Fantastic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    >How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    >How is emphysema diagnosed?
    >How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?
    >
    >

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &


    radilogically

    Quoted message said:

    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you


    Steaming

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bag of

    Quoted message said:

    Spamming Feces?

    So, what you are saying is, you haven't a clue how to diagnose a disease,
    just how to be
    obnoxious.

    No, what I'm saying is that you are a Lazy Bag of Spamming Feces who is in
    DENIAL of his REAL DISEASES!

    Your MLM products cannot save you and your ill-advised cavitation


    procedure is

    Quoted message said:

    pure ass-clownery.


    Well, it appears that you are one sick puppy.

  14. "M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t-April 27, 2004" <M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t
    [email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Peter Moran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message



    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    > How is emphysema diagnosed?
    > How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?

    Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to


    be

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    true

    Quoted message said:

    in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the


    correct

    Quoted message said:

    diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to


    separate

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or surgical
    operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used.


    They

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    are

    Quoted message said:

    a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the thrall


    of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the drug companies.

    Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins", "parasites",


    the

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days), TCM
    phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or


    amalgam

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although


    that's

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in as
    mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy imbalance".


    I

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    think that about covers it.

    Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that


    suggests

    Quoted message said:

    scientific medicine may actually know something about disease. Just


    get

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back


    into

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    health in the most efficient way possible.

    Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your


    question

    Quoted message said:

    is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination


    of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    patient history, physical examination and investigations that might


    include

    Quoted message said:

    chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative


    practitioner

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    would have the appropriate training and experience.

    Peter Moran

    Another one who does not understand how to diagnose a disease. Isn't


    this

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    enlightening?

    Explain the purpose of your initial question...

    Look up spirometry, chest x-ray, history, EKG, etc....

    I asked the question because some ignoramous' who lurk here and that you
    seem to think
    are bright enough to post, have suggested that I still have emphysema. My
    point was to show
    that these same individuals don't even know how to diagnose the disease
    nevermind have the
    credibility to judge its state. Its a demonstration of their lack of
    credibility.

  15. Well Dave your doc has already demonstrated to you that your disease is
    going away, so why bother?
    You and your doc have the truth, so what matters - you are not going to
    convince any of the sceptics on here ?
    If you did convince another person or even a doctor on here, they would
    become the 'quack' and the process would continue.
    Just my thoughts..
    Anth

    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t-April 27, 2004" <M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t
    [email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Peter Moran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message




    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >
    > "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > news:[email hidden]...
    > > How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    > > How is emphysema diagnosed?
    > > How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?
    >
    > Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to


    be

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    true
    > in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the
    correct
    > diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to


    separate

    Quoted message said:

    > illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or


    surgical

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used.


    They

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    are
    > a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the


    thrall

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    of

    Quoted message said:

    > the drug companies.
    >
    > Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins",


    "parasites",

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the

    Quoted message said:

    > "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days),


    TCM

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or


    amalgam

    Quoted message said:

    > illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although


    that's

    Quoted message said:

    > an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in


    as

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy


    imbalance".

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I

    Quoted message said:

    > think that about covers it.
    >
    > Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that
    suggests
    > scientific medicine may actually know something about disease.


    Just

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    get

    Quoted message said:

    > onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back


    into

    Quoted message said:

    > health in the most efficient way possible.
    >
    > Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your
    question
    > is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination


    of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > patient history, physical examination and investigations that might
    include
    > chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative


    practitioner

    Quoted message said:

    > would have the appropriate training and experience.
    >
    > Peter Moran

    Another one who does not understand how to diagnose a disease. Isn't


    this

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    enlightening?

    Explain the purpose of your initial question...

    Look up spirometry, chest x-ray, history, EKG, etc....

    I asked the question because some ignoramous' who lurk here and that you
    seem to think
    are bright enough to post, have suggested that I still have emphysema. My
    point was to show
    that these same individuals don't even know how to diagnose the disease
    nevermind have the
    credibility to judge its state. Its a demonstration of their lack of
    credibility.

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Amalgams are Super Fantastic said:
    Quoted message said:


    "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    >How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    >How is emphysema diagnosed?
    >How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?
    >
    >

    They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &


    radilogically

    Quoted message said:

    based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming


    Bag of

    Quoted message said:

    Spamming Feces?

    So, what you are saying is, you haven't a clue how to diagnose a disease,
    just how to be
    obnoxious.


    No, what I'm saying is that you are a Lazy Bag of Spamming Feces who is in
    DENIAL of his REAL DISEASES!

    Your MLM products cannot save you and your ill-advised cavitation procedure is
    pure ass-clownery.

    Now, now, Ilsa -- you're just repeating the ol' EOM line. It's
    obvious to any observer that Spammin' Dave doesn't really have
    asthma or emphysema. Indeed, the very *idea* of those diseases
    is just part of the EOM conspiracy.

    Spammin' Dave can easily cure his problem by taking up smoking.
    I'd suggest Old Gold unfiltered cigarettes for maximum effect.

    -- David Wright :: alphabeta at prodigy.net
    These are my opinions only, but they're almost always correct.
    "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
    were standing on my shoulders." (Hal Abelson, MIT)

  17. Quoted message said:

    From: "Peter Moran"

    Quoted message said:

    No alternative practitioner
    would have the appropriate training and experience.

    Peter knows all the alternative practitioners in the world and their training.

    NOT!

    Peter an organized medicine member, who uses the red flag when the word
    alternative appears. Comes from the brainwshing.

    Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right.

    Jan

    http://www.pitt.edu/~cbw/licen.html

  18. Peter Moran said:

    Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins", "parasites",
    the "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these
    days), TCM phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner",
    aspartame or amalgam illnesses, an immune system that won't
    make it to sunrise (although that's an idea borrowed from EOM
    and which should be used sparingly and in as mystical a way as
    possible), and the all-important "energy imbalance". I think that
    about covers it.

    That doesn't even come close to covering it! What about
    colon sludge, subluxations, chronic Lyme disease (only
    detectable with certain unreliable tests), and sub-clinical
    occult carbon monoxide poisoning (not detectable nor
    disprovable with any tests, during life)? That's not even
    counting the really obscure stuff, like body thetans.

  19. "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t-April 27, 2004" <M.a.r.k P.r.o.b.e.r.t
    [email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Peter Moran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message




    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >
    > "Dave Wickware" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > news:[email hidden]...
    > > How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    > > How is emphysema diagnosed?
    > > How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?
    >
    > Apologies if you do have a serious health problem, but if you are to


    be

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    true
    > in your allegiance to alternative medicine you must learn to use the
    correct
    > diagnostic vocabularies. Forget these EOM precepts, which try to


    separate

    Quoted message said:

    > illnesses into different categories so that the right drug or


    surgical

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > operation or physical modality (all EOM constructs) can be used.


    They

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    are
    > a vital part of the <you-know-what> that keeps us all under the


    thrall

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    of

    Quoted message said:

    > the drug companies.
    >
    > Illness can be completely described in terms of "toxins",


    "parasites",

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the

    Quoted message said:

    > "psora" of homeopathy (sadly and so quietly ignored these days),


    TCM

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > phrases such as "too much heat in the triple burner", aspartame or


    amalgam

    Quoted message said:

    > illnesses, an immune system that won't make it to sunrise (although


    that's

    Quoted message said:

    > an idea borrowed from EOM and which should be used sparingly and in


    as

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > mystical a way as possible), and the all-important "energy


    imbalance".

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I

    Quoted message said:

    > think that about covers it.
    >
    > Do not insult your loyal "alternative" comrades with anything that
    suggests
    > scientific medicine may actually know something about disease.


    Just

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    get

    Quoted message said:

    > onto any alt list, tell them your symptoms and they nurture you back


    into

    Quoted message said:

    > health in the most efficient way possible.
    >
    > Yes, I did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning. If your
    question
    > is serious these conditions can be easily separated by a combination


    of

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > patient history, physical examination and investigations that might
    include
    > chest xray and pulmonary function stduies. No alternative


    practitioner

    Quoted message said:

    > would have the appropriate training and experience.
    >
    > Peter Moran

    Another one who does not understand how to diagnose a disease. Isn't


    this

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    enlightening?

    Explain the purpose of your initial question...

    Look up spirometry, chest x-ray, history, EKG, etc....

    I asked the question because some ignoramous' who lurk here and that you
    seem to think
    are bright enough to post, have suggested that I still have emphysema. My
    point was to show
    that these same individuals don't even know how to diagnose the disease
    nevermind have the
    credibility to judge its state. Its a demonstration of their lack of
    credibility.

    You just demonstrated you inability to form a coherent thought.

    Why not go to a pulomonologist, get good spirometry performed, and post your
    pre- and post- spirograms for all to see? You can post it on your website,
    and, if they show that you no longer have COPD, etc. then you have proven
    your claim.

    Until then, since your record is that you are in the negative credibility
    range, you have no proof.

  20. Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Amalgams are Super Fantastic said:
    Quoted message said:


    "God Bless Ilsa Nine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > >How is severe asthma diagnosed?
    > >How is emphysema diagnosed?
    > >How is congestive heart failure diagnosed?
    > >
    > >
    >
    > They are diagnosed by Medical Doctors using a variety of lab &
    radilogically
    > based testing. Why not try using WebMD or ask your doctor, you Steaming
    Bag of
    > Spamming Feces?

    So, what you are saying is, you haven't a clue how to diagnose a disease,
    just how to be
    obnoxious.


    No, what I'm saying is that you are a Lazy Bag of Spamming Feces who is in
    DENIAL of his REAL DISEASES!

    Your MLM products cannot save you and your ill-advised cavitation procedure


    is

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    pure ass-clownery.

    Now, now, Ilsa -- you're just repeating the ol' EOM line.

    I know, but I _HAVE_ to write what _THEY_ tell me and seeing how its near the
    end of the month, I have to make my minimun posting requirements.

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    It's
    obvious to any observer that Spammin' Dave doesn't really have
    asthma or emphysema. Indeed, the very *idea* of those diseases
    is just part of the EOM conspiracy.

    Yeah, but if people stop believing in them, they won't buy our sponsor's
    products!

    Quoted message said:

    Spammin' Dave can easily cure his problem by taking up smoking.
    I'd suggest Old Gold unfiltered cigarettes for maximum effect.

    If only people knew of the healing power of the tobacco leaf.....

    Quoted message said:

    -- David Wright :

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