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I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.
Julie
In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
http://home.centurytel.net/Katraslink/BBQPenis.jpg
Google for the Bobbit sauce recipe.
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Omelet said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
Or [censored] au vin.
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Pennyaline said:Omelet said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
Or [censored] au vin.
Wine is the marinade. ;-)
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Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.
Spatch it.
raymond said:Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Spatch it.
LOL!!
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Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
The URL you're posting shows testicles and penis.
The testicles, or "fries" are a remarkable delicacy. Dealing with testicles
is totally different than the penis. Animal fries, or testicles, have a mild
flavor and delicate texture somewhat like sweetbreads. They are considered a
seasonal delicacy in many parts of the world. Gourmet first wrote about them
in 1942, as a treat that hungry cowboys cooked for themselves. Cleaning
fries. pt "nuts" can be a little unsettling -but if you think about what you
are doing, so can the preparation of any creature. Each "ball" is enclosed
in a sac of skin with a small opening. Pull the opening apart with your
fingers to reveal the tender, membrane-covered portion inside. Cut the skin
away with a knife, leaving the membrane intact, then proceed with the
recipe.
You need to plan before you castrate.
You'll be missing the great delicacy awaiting you.
I can't tell you what to do with the "pecker" "weenie" "phallus"
"limpdick"[which may be the origin of all this], or anything else.
Kent
Let's not be sexist here!
Kent
On Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:10:37 -0700, "Kent" <[email hidden]> wrote:
Mostly they're eaten raw, AFAIK.
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Let's not be sexist here!Kent
[censored]'s that?
Kwitting while I'm ahead.... (I crack me up).
I'm kill filing this thread while I'm ahead (didja gettit?).
OMG, I'm too much! LOLOL
Yes, I'm my own best audience. <snork>
Going into chat and see who I can annoy now.....
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Kent said:
Let's not be sexist here!Kent
Insert a hot flaming [censored]. Rotate well like on a rotisserie. When
[censored] starts to smoke, cut into pieces and serve. Asault and pecker
optional.
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Let's not be sexist here!Kent
[censored]'s that?Kwitting while I'm ahead.... (I crack me up).
I'm kill filing this thread while I'm ahead (didja gettit?).
OMG, I'm too much! LOLOL
Yes, I'm my own best audience. <snork>Going into chat and see who I can annoy now.....
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Quoted message said:On Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:10:37 -0700, "Kent" <[email hidden]> wrote:
Mostly they're eaten raw, AFAIK.
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Pennyaline said:raymond said:Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Spatch it.
LOL!!
Then tenderize it a bit...
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Kent said:"Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
The URL you're posting shows testicles and penis.
The testicles, or "fries" are a remarkable delicacy. Dealing with testicles
is totally different than the penis. Animal fries, or testicles, have a mild
flavor and delicate texture somewhat like sweetbreads. They are considered a
seasonal delicacy in many parts of the world. Gourmet first wrote about them
in 1942, as a treat that hungry cowboys cooked for themselves. Cleaning
fries. pt "nuts" can be a little unsettling -but if you think about what you
are doing, so can the preparation of any creature. Each "ball" is enclosed
in a sac of skin with a small opening. Pull the opening apart with your
fingers to reveal the tender, membrane-covered portion inside. Cut the skin
away with a knife, leaving the membrane intact, then proceed with the
recipe.
You need to plan before you castrate.
You'll be missing the great delicacy awaiting you.
I can't tell you what to do with the "pecker" "weenie" "phallus"
"limpdick"[which may be the origin of all this], or anything else.Kent
True... The "fries" should have been removed and cooked separately by
gently braising. You can then add some cream and basil to the braising
water along with a little salt, then add a thickener for a sauce. Thinly
slice the testicles after braising and serve with the sauce.
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Kent said:Let's not be sexist here!
Kent
Simple.
Tuna tacos.
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Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Kent said:Let's not be sexist here!
Kent
Simple.
Tuna tacos.
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Quoted message said:
"Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Quoted message said:I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
sizzle.Julie
The URL you're posting shows testicles and penis.
The testicles, or "fries" are a remarkable delicacy. Dealing with
testicles is totally different than the penis. Animal fries, or testicles,
have a mild flavor and delicate texture somewhat like sweetbreads. They
are considered a seasonal delicacy in many parts of the world. Gourmet
first wrote about them in 1942, as a treat that hungry cowboys cooked for
themselves. Cleaning fries. pt "nuts" can be a little unsettling -but if
you think about what you are doing, so can the preparation of any
creature. Each "ball" is enclosed in a sac of skin with a small opening.
Pull the opening apart with your fingers to reveal the tender,
membrane-covered portion inside. Cut the skin away with a knife, leaving
the membrane intact, then proceed with the recipe.
You need to plan before you castrate.
You'll be missing the great delicacy awaiting you.
I can't tell you what to do with the "pecker" "weenie" "phallus"
"limpdick"[which may be the origin of all this], or anything else.Kent
Do a recipe search using South America, or Uraguay in the search box. I
found a rather interesting soup called Pizzle Soup, using the other member
of the trio after the 'fries' were made.
-ginny
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Virginia Tadrzynski said:"Kent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
"Omelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] wrote:> I just chopped my husbands [censored] off. Now I want to cook it for him to
> eat. I have him in chains so he must do everything I want him to do.
> I want him to eat his [censored] next, but I will cook it for him. I got
> the over set as high as it will go. I want to see that little sucker
> sizzle.
>
> Julie
The URL you're posting shows testicles and penis.
The testicles, or "fries" are a remarkable delicacy. Dealing with
testicles is totally different than the penis. Animal fries, or testicles,
have a mild flavor and delicate texture somewhat like sweetbreads. They
are considered a seasonal delicacy in many parts of the world. Gourmet
first wrote about them in 1942, as a treat that hungry cowboys cooked for
themselves. Cleaning fries. pt "nuts" can be a little unsettling -but if
you think about what you are doing, so can the preparation of any
creature. Each "ball" is enclosed in a sac of skin with a small opening.
Pull the opening apart with your fingers to reveal the tender,
membrane-covered portion inside. Cut the skin away with a knife, leaving
the membrane intact, then proceed with the recipe.
You need to plan before you castrate.
You'll be missing the great delicacy awaiting you.
I can't tell you what to do with the "pecker" "weenie" "phallus"
"limpdick"[which may be the origin of all this], or anything else.Kent
Do a recipe search using South America, or Uraguay in the search box. I
found a rather interesting soup called Pizzle Soup, using the other member
of the trio after the 'fries' were made.
-ginny
I've always loved it how this list takes a troll post and runs with it.
;-D
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Kent said:
Let's not be sexist here!
First, measure Sheldon and get a pot large enough to fit.
--Blair
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