"Wow, sounds like someone's had one too many close calls with a Prius. Newsflash: we're not 'bent out of shape' because we're stuck behind a car, we're bent out of shape because we're trying to avoid becoming a hood ornament. And by the way, those 'weekend joyrides' on the bike path are actually called 'training rides' – you know, to prepare for the likes of you on the roads?"