Back in '98, my dad and I were dropping trash off at the local recycling
center, must have been Canadian Thanksgiving weekend (wow, almost
exactedly 6 years ago...) 'cause I was home from College that weekend,
and in with the junk bikes was this old POS 20" uni. Blue frame. [censored]
tire. My dad half-jokingly said "Hey, there's a unicycle, why don't you
get it and learn to ride it?" I still don't know why, but I ran out
into the drizzling rain, picked it up and dashed back to the car with
it.
The seat was all shredded up (and a couple earwigs fell out), but some
duck-tape fixed that. The assumption that the bolt for the seat height
would be on the back of the frame determined which way was front. A $6
tire from Wal-Mart turned it into my first "muni". I learnt to ride
first by holding onto a step-ladder and pushing off. Didn't get far, a
f ew feet but I don't think I ever left the garage. Back at the dorms,
I kept myself upright by riding through the hallway of the aprtment, and
though I did this for weeks never did better than crossing the hallway
to the next apartment (and pissing off the downstairs neighbors with
resounding thwacks of my falling seat.) Outside, I would hold onto the
bike rack outside the building and push off. Eventually, I made it 5
feet. Then 10. 50, and so one, till I reached the street (where the
sidewalk went up 2 inches, at which point I fell.)
Winter set in, and I let it be. Everyonce and a while, I'd dig it out,
but aside from learning to freemount, never really rode it. It was too
small. The spring of 2002 I dug it out again. I ordered a new seat and
seat post from unicycle.com. The seatpost was too thick for the frame,
so I hammered it in. Still wasn't high enough, but it was better.
Learned to free mount again, rode down my parents gravel driveway, and
occasionaly on the lawn (not intentionally.) My first muni experiences!
That summer I planned on buying a "real" uni, but I never got the money
after computer upgrades. Summer 2003 I was going to get one, but ended
up getting a paintball gun instead. Fate however, had different
plans.
I remarked to a friend one day that I still wanted to get a new unicyle.
It so happened that this friend, Jason, was a dispatcher for a local
police department, and they had a storage area full of abandoned bikes.
And one sweet looking 24" CyclePro. It was in beautiful condition, and
Jason got it for me for free. Sweet. I learnt to freemount it, I
learnt to go up and down hills, ride off curbs, ride on snow, hop, mtn
bike trails. It was a beautiful uni... not anymore. Less than a year
after getting it, it had been to the bike shop 5 times for crank repairs
(the previous owner who'd lost/abandoned it had apparently run it with
loose cranks.) It had been muddied, the axle had been bent, as well as
the cranks. It had taken 12" drops. The tire had a bald spot from
mounting it. I ordered a muni, and donated the CyclePro to my friend
Mike, who's uni was in even worse shape than the CyclePro. As an aside,
the original 20" uni had been donated to Mike some months previous and
is currently merrily filling the post of ultimate wheel.
My muni, a 24" Nimbus arrived, and has been merrily abused since. I've
learnt to ride competently over roots, rocks, small children and the
elderly, not to mention seat out hopping, almost seat out riding, 180
unispins (ok, well, I can spin the uni, and I can land on the cranks...
just don't ask me to do both A & B on the same jump), up stairs, down
stairs, almost idle, and almost backwards. I commute to school
everyday on it, and can't get enough 🙂
Tomorrow, I'll ride to school, and get to try out Mike's new girraffe!
The obsession continues!!!
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evil-nick - Unicyclist, Linux Geek, & swell guy
Never kick a unicyclist in the groin... it will only make them grow
stronger...
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