How did she get that fat ass?

"Dave Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I could see
why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large bags of potato
chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles of same, 4 frozen
pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or vegetables...... and a 2
litre container of skim milk. Couldn't figure out the last one.

Just think if she drank whole milk.

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and
with an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I
could see why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large
bags of potato chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles
of same, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or
vegetables...... and a 2 litre container of skim milk. Couldn't
figure out the last one.

I don't understand your point. Are you saying that there's a saturation
level of fat calories, that beyond a certain point more makes no
difference?

Brian

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won't shut up.
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Default User said:

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and
with an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I
could see why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large
bags of potato chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles
of same, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or
vegetables...... and a 2 litre container of skim milk. Couldn't
figure out the last one.

I don't understand your point. Are you saying that there's a saturation
level of fat calories, that beyond a certain point more makes no
difference?

She had a cart full of junk food. Everything in it was high in
carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and salt, with the exception of the skim milk.
Maybe she was deluding herself into thinking that the skim milk would
counteract all that other fattening stuff.

Dave Smith said:

She had a cart full of junk food. Everything in it was high in
carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and salt, with the exception of the skim milk.
Maybe she was deluding herself into thinking that the skim milk would
counteract all that other fattening stuff.

More likely she found that for herself skim milk tastes okay
whereas lowfat versions of potato chips, ice cream, etc. do not.

S.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I could see
why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large bags of potato
chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles of same, 4 frozen
pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or vegetables...... and a 2
litre container of skim milk. Couldn't figure out the last one.

You're assuming it's all for her. She may have been catering for a
party, or there may be some other explanation.

Miche

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In the monastery office --
Before enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper
After enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I could see
why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large bags of potato
chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles of same, 4 frozen
pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or vegetables...... and a 2
litre container of skim milk. Couldn't figure out the last one.

I to am tempted to judge people by their groceries, until I remember
that I am unable to stand behind myself and see what others see. If I
could, things might be different.

Dave Smith said:

She had a cart full of junk food. Everything in it was high in
carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and salt, with the exception of the skim milk.
Maybe she was deluding herself into thinking that the skim milk would
counteract all that other fattening stuff.

Kinda like those people who smoke
"filtered" cigarettes.

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I could see
why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large bags of potato
chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles of same, 4 frozen
pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or vegetables...... and a 2
litre container of skim milk. Couldn't figure out the last one.

Hey, maybe she was a nursing mom .... LOL

Rosie

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I could see
why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large bags of potato
chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles of same, 4 frozen
pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or vegetables...... and a 2
litre container of skim milk. Couldn't figure out the last one.

And this matters to us--or to you, for that matter--because...?

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Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt.

And this turns you on, right?

Best regards, ;-)
Bob

"Dave Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Default User said:

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and
with an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I
could see why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large
bags of potato chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles
of same, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or
vegetables...... and a 2 litre container of skim milk. Couldn't
figure out the last one.

I don't understand your point. Are you saying that there's a saturation
level of fat calories, that beyond a certain point more makes no
difference?

She had a cart full of junk food. Everything in it was high in
carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and salt, with the exception of the skim milk.
Maybe she was deluding herself into thinking that the skim milk would
counteract all that other fattening stuff.

So, you know her personally then? Well enough to know what she's thinking and who
she's shopping for? You should have mentioned that in your first post. If that's not
the case, then perhaps you shouldn't jump to conclusions.

kimberly

--

"I told you this was easy"

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt.

You didn't happen to notice her breasts?

Sheldon

Pennyaline said:

I to am tempted to judge people by their groceries, until ...

.... I see them pay with food stamps.

-sw

"Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Pennyaline said:

I to am tempted to judge people by their groceries, until ...

... I see them pay with food stamps.

-sw

You read my mind. ALWAYS, the cart described above is paid for (at least
partially) with food stamps!

BOB

Sheldon said:

Quoted message said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt.

You didn't happen to notice her breasts?

Disproportionately small :-)

Steve Pope said:

Dave Smith said:

She had a cart full of junk food. Everything in it was high in
carbohydrates, sugar, fat, and salt, with the exception of the skim
milk. Maybe she was deluding herself into thinking that the skim
milk would counteract all that other fattening stuff.

More likely she found that for herself skim milk tastes okay
whereas lowfat versions of potato chips, ice cream, etc. do not.

S.

I love skim milk. If I drink whole milk or even 2% fat milk it's like
drinking cream. Some low fat snacks are just fine. I like reduced fat
Cheez-It's just as well as the regular ones. I don't eat a lot of sweets
but ice milk works just as well as ice cream if a craving for something cold
and sweet hits 🙂

Jill

Dave Smith said:

Sheldon said:

Quoted message said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt.

You didn't happen to notice her breasts?

Disproportionately small :-)

In my neighborhood, the "melons" are more like watermelons than cantaloupes. And
some of these "sows" have hams about as big as their porcine sisters! ;-)

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Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and
with an absolutely huge butt. As she unloaded her shopping cart I
could see why...... 3 half gallon cartons of ice cream, five large
bags of potato chips, two case of soda pop, plus a few litre bottles
of same, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 bags of cookies, no fresh fruit or
vegetables...... and a 2 litre container of skim milk. Couldn't
figure out the last one.

What would you make of someone with a can of Drano and a big package of
toilet paper? 😉

Jill <---running from Nancy

zxcvbob said:

Dave Smith said:

The woman ahead of me at the grocery checkout was pretty large, and with
an absolutely huge butt.

And this turns you on, right?

Please, let's not make any bigoted comments
about the alternatively sexually enabled.