Im starting to think that some of you folks are secretly trying to get stranded on the side of the road, given the lack of preparedness I see on most group rides. How can it be that in this day and age, with all the technology and resources at our disposal, people are still getting stuck with no spare tube, no multi-tool, and no phone battery - and yet they still manage to look surprised when disaster strikes?
Is it really too much to ask for people to carry a basic tool kit, a spare tube, and a phone charger on every ride? I mean, whats the worst that could happen, you have to carry an extra 500 grams for a few hours? Im pretty sure your fragile egos can handle that kind of burden.
And dont even get me started on the whole Ive got a GPS device, I dont need to know how to read a map crowd. Newsflash: GPS devices are not infallible, and if you dont know how to navigate without one, youre just asking to get lost.
So, heres my question: whats the bare minimum of preparation that you think is acceptable for a road cyclist to carry on a ride, and how do you justify not carrying more than that? And please, spare me the Ive never had a problem excuses - we all know thats just a matter of time.
And to all you experts out there who are going to tell me that Im being paranoid and that the chances of getting stranded are slim, let me ask you this: have you ever had to explain to your significant other why youre three hours late for dinner because you got a flat tire and had no way to fix it? I didnt think so.
Oh, and one more thing: if youre going to tell me that Im being too harsh, and that people should be able to make their own decisions about what to carry on a ride, let me ask you this: would you let a friend get behind the wheel of a car without making sure they have a spare tire and a basic toolkit? I thought not.