Homeopathic Plastic Surgeon

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(Sab) said:

Hello all:

I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent incision?

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In article <[email hidden]>,

(Sab) said:

Hello all:

I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

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Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

r

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In article <[email hidden]>,

(Sab) said:

Hello all:

I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

Quoted message said:

Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?
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| inconvenience me with questions?"

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In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] (Sab) wrote:

> Hello all:
>
> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his

name

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> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
> thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to

near

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Quoted message said:

zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

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Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?

Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

r

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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
magic."

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In article <[email hidden]>,

(Sab) said:

Hello all:

I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

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Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

r

Still trying to sell someone your Bs?

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> In article <[email hidden]>,
> [email hidden] (Sab) wrote:
>
>> Hello all:
>>
>> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
>> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
>> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his

name

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
>> thanks!
>
> Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to

near

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent
incision?
>

Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?

Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

The theory of homeopathy involves using a substance that CAUSES the
condition that you are trying to treat, diluted to the point of
non-existence, or nearly so. So a homeopathic surgeon's rhinoplasty might
involve starting with a baseball bat, reducing it to sawdust, and
successively diluting it with air until, if there is any wood left in the
air at all, it is only a particle or two, then blowing the air into the face
of the patient, thus striking her in the nose with a homeopathic baseball
bat. So far as I know, no formal studies have been done to determine the
effectiveness of this homeopathic plastic surgery.

;o) Rich

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In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] (Sab) wrote:

> Hello all:
>
> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his

name

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
> thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to

near

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

Quoted message said:

Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

r

Still trying to sell someone your Bs?

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Dearest Spammer David,

Unlike you, I have nothing to sell. If you are sarcastically challeneged,
that is not my fault. FOAD!

r

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In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] (Sab) wrote:

> Hello all:
>
> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his

name

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
> thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to

near

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

Quoted message said:

Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

r

Still trying to sell someone your Bs?

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Dearest David,

If you are sarcastically challeneged, that is not due to any fault of my
own. If you cannot handle it, then I invite you to killfile me. On
second thought, I command you to killfile me.

r

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the moron speaks!

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feather duster held 6 inches away?

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r

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so experienced!

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Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

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Gymmie Bob said:

so experienced!

Indeed. That would be a studly surgeon. ;-)

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Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

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In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] (Sab) wrote:

> Hello all:
>
> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
> thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent

incision?

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Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?

Tell me more about this homeopathic scalpel.

WB
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Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?

Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

The theory of homeopathy involves using a substance that CAUSES the
condition that you are trying to treat, diluted to the point of
non-existence, or nearly so. So a homeopathic surgeon's rhinoplasty might
involve starting with a baseball bat, reducing it to sawdust, and
successively diluting it with air until, if there is any wood left in the
air at all, it is only a particle or two, then blowing the air into the face
of the patient, thus striking her in the nose with a homeopathic baseball
bat. So far as I know, no formal studies have been done to determine the
effectiveness of this homeopathic plastic surgery.

;o) Rich

How does a homeopathic plastic surgeon perform breast augmentation ?

This is and interesting thread.

WB
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> In article <[email hidden]>,
> [email hidden] (Sab) wrote:
>
>> Hello all:
>>
>> I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on

a

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
>> of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
>> know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his

name

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
>> thanks!
>
> Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to

near

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent
incision?
>

Brushes you with a feather duster held 6 inches away?

Swipes the scalpel from six inches away?

Yes, but it has to be a very very small scalpel made from a single
molecule from a real scalpel.

r

but what about the laser scalpels

Can't wait to hear about homeopathic sutures.
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WB said:

How does a homeopathic plastic surgeon perform breast augmentation ?

With water and a single molecule of lactalbumin from breast milk. ;-)

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Orac said:

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WB said:

How does a homeopathic plastic surgeon perform breast augmentation ?

With water and a single molecule of lactalbumin from breast milk. ;-)

Ingested, Injected, or Integumental application ?

WB
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WB said:

Orac said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

WB said:

How does a homeopathic plastic surgeon perform breast augmentation ?

With water and a single molecule of lactalbumin from breast milk. ;-)

Ingested, Injected, or Integumental application ?

Good question. My guess would be integumal application. ;-)

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WB said:

Orac said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
WB <[email hidden]> wrote:

> How does a homeopathic plastic surgeon perform breast augmentation ?

With water and a single molecule of lactalbumin from breast milk. ;-)

Ingested, Injected, or Integumental application ?

Good question. My guess would be integumal application. ;-)

I volunteer as an applicator, is special training required ?

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In article <[email hidden]>,

(Sab) said:

Hello all:

I am searching for a Homeopathic plastic surgeon that I had seen on a
TV show that aired on the cable channel, TLC. I am not sure the name
of the show. I believe it may have been calle Before & After... ? I
know the surgeon was based in Brentwood Ca. If anyone knows his name
or how I could go about finding him, please email me or post here,
thanks!

Homeopathic plastic surgeon? What does he do? Dilute the Botox to near
zero concentration before injecting? Make a nearly non-existent incision?

Totally useless reply to the original poster.

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