No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
Why is it that with recumbent the rider is always either a geek or a dork?
No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
It looks cool, but the front wheel can't possibly trurn more then a few degrees. Which might be OK until you slow down...
Johnny NoCom said:
No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
And when you end up flattened beneath the wheels of an Expedition whose driver "didn't see that little ole toy bike way down there officer", we'll all shed a few tears.
BTW, how's that thing climb? Oh, wait...you live in Chicago...never mind.
"GaryG" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
And when you end up flattened beneath the wheels of an Expedition whose driver "didn't see that little ole toy bike way down there officer", we'll all shed a few tears.
BTW, how's that thing climb? Oh, wait...you live in Chicago...never mind.
GG
I guess the 8' fiberglass pole with the blaze orange flag is an extra-cost option.
-- Bob C.
"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts." T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
Poor [censored] is trapped in a world of nice flat velodromes, smooth bike paths w/ grades never exceeding 2% and long sweeping turns never greater than 150 degrees. Why don't you come out to Cali, Queenie, where riders both bent and upright hammer up hills, speed around hair pin turns, and laugh as they pass no clearance idiots like yourself who've been thrown from their Ultralow one trick pony bikes b/c of a bump in the road.
You need to get a boyfriend. I imagine you'll find him much more fun to ride as the experience will undoubtedly fulfull your obsession w/ things that go up your ass.
No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Now THAT's a troll, David. 🙂
Just not a very good one.
Besides, the question as to which mode of bike is superior is simple to determine - it all goes back to our animal roots.
The alpha male dog struts around with his butt up in the air, looking down at his quivering, vanquished foe, who's recumbent on the ground, with him limbs in the air, looking meekly up - usually wetting himself in the process.
Don't know why Johnny's post brought that on, but it just seemed appropriate.
Mark "all you real 'bent riders are OK by me though" Hickey Habanero Cycles http://www.habcycles.com Home of the $695 ti frame
Poor [censored] is trapped in a world of nice flat velodromes, smooth bike paths w/ grades never exceeding 2% and long sweeping turns never greater than 150 degrees. Why don't you come out to Cali, Queenie, where riders both bent and upright hammer up hills, speed around hair pin turns, and laugh as they pass no clearance idiots like yourself who've been thrown from their Ultralow one trick pony bikes b/c of a bump in the road.
You need to get a boyfriend. I imagine you'll find him much more fun to ride as the experience will undoubtedly fulfull your obsession w/ things that go up your ass.
Poor [censored] is trapped in a world of nice flat velodromes, smooth bike paths w/ grades never exceeding 2% and long sweeping turns never greater than 150 degrees. Why don't you come out to Cali, Queenie, where riders both bent and upright hammer up hills, speed around hair pin turns, and laugh as they pass no clearance idiots like yourself who've been thrown from their Ultralow one trick pony bikes b/c of a bump in the road.
You need to get a boyfriend. I imagine you'll find him much more fun to ride as the experience will undoubtedly fulfull your obsession w/ things that go up your ass.
"Ernesto" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
Why is it that with recumbent the rider is always either a geek or a dork?
"GaryG" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
And when you end up flattened beneath the wheels of an Expedition whose driver "didn't see that little ole toy bike way down there officer", we'll all shed a few tears.
I wouldn't say thats all that much of a problem, I run a lowracer all the time around Dallas, while its quite that low it so far hasn't been a problem in traffic
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BTW, how's that thing climb? Oh, wait...you live in Chicago...never mind.
Living in Chicago might explain his disposition tho 🙂
"Ernesto" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
Why is it that with recumbent the rider is always either a geek or a dork?
No flags for the NoCom, but all come equipped with the most obnoxious sounding BELL to ding all you ASS HATCHET Loving upwrong NOSEBLEEDING idiots oozing Preparation H as I pass you.......
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [email hidden]
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"GaryG" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the universe so you will know what the fastest bike is PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed missile.
When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's paceline speed.
The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO sissy paceline to slow it down.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny [email hidden]
===== The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded, splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
And when you end up flattened beneath the wheels of an Expedition whose driver "didn't see that little ole toy bike way down there officer", we'll all shed a few tears.
BTW, how's that thing climb? Oh, wait...you live in Chicago...never mind.
GG
I guess the 8' fiberglass pole with the blaze orange flag is an extra-cost option.
-- Bob C.
"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts." T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
Now let's take a close look at who's got what up ur ass.
Mine is a full custom contoured carbon seat wrapping my shoulders and supporting my entire upper torso in comfort and with precise, even, weight distribution very similar to a Recaro full leather racing seats found in my Ferrari Enzo .
Yours is a NARROW SLITHER OF LEATHER UP UR ASS positioning your upper torso in a most ridiculous fashion head first, just waiting to be launched over the bars. This riding posture is a prerequisite for the DARWIN 2004 awards!!!
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [email hidden]
Johnny are you Queer? said:
"Johnny NoCom" a.k.a. "Queen of the Flatlands"
Poor [censored] is trapped in a world of nice flat velodromes, smooth bike paths w/ grades never exceeding 2% and long sweeping turns never greater than 150 degrees. Why don't you come out to Cali, Queenie, where riders both bent and upright hammer up hills, speed around hair pin turns, and laugh as they pass no clearance idiots like yourself who've been thrown from their Ultralow one trick pony bikes b/c of a bump in the road.
You need to get a boyfriend. I imagine you'll find him much more fun to ride as the experience will undoubtedly fulfull your obsession w/ things that go up your ass.
