in article [email hidden], steve at [email hidden] wrote on
02/28/2003 12:31 AM:
Who is Canadian liberal Stevie???
I'm a proud red-blooded American from Deseret City, Land of Zion (also known as Salt Lake City,
Utah) ... where the men are LDS (Latter Day Saints) Republicans, the women are LDS Republicans, and
liberals run scared.
Now shush! You don't want me to send wife #3 to kick your butt. She's a feisty one, that girl.
Thankfully wives #1, 2 and 4 keep her under control.
It's obvious you are need of saving Fattie Stevie ... let me send a pair of elders (missionaries) to
come speak with you regarding your place in the world and the word ... there's always room for
another in the temple.
And now my prayer to God is concerning my brethren, that they may once again come to the knowledge
of God, yea, the redemption of Christ; that they may once again be a delightsome people. And now I,
Mormon, proceed to finish out my record, which I take from the plates of Nephi; and I make it
according to the knowledge and the understand which God has given me. [The Words of Mormon 1:9-10]
Quoted message said:On 2/27/03 8:51 PM, in article [email hidden], "Steven
L. Sheffield said:Fat Stevie is really obsessed with Henry's Parrot .... I beginning to think Stevie wishes HE was
the one banging the parrot ... either that or Fattie Stevie wishes Henry was banging him.
It's the only thing that explains his single-minded obsession.
in article [email hidden], steve at [email hidden] wrote on 02/26/2003
11:09 PM:
Quoted message said:On 2/26/03 8:28 PM, in article [email hidden], "Kurgan Gringioni"
<[email hidden]> wrote:
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> "Marlene Blanshay" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> "]news:[email hidden]...
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>> Not to mention sports like strong man and lumberjack events, wrestling, and of course aerobics
>> and cheerleading championships!
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> The networks put on the aerobics and cheerleading championships as a public service to their
> viewers. When watching regular sports, the fattie couch potatoe drinks beer. When watching
> aerobics and cheerleading, the fattie couch potatoe works out the dominant hand.
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And you bang the parrot........
No wonder you had finger cancer
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