Help wanted.

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Later sweeties,

We know you are well aware that the most important item in a bike is the seat, chosen to fit.

Sergio Pisa

"Roger Hunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

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Hello all,

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting sport. I think I've kept myself
in fair shape by running, but I feel the urge to slip into something colourful and tight that
shows off my manly bulges. I've noted that cycling appears to be a sport populated by the vain and
talentless, so I feel I'd fit right in. Point being, I'm going to need one of these bikey things.
Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure that wheelsets are important - together with that old
perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need to know. The
secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Later sweeties,

Roger.

Go back under your damn bridge you goat-eating troll.

"Boyd Speerschneider" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Go back under your damn bridge you goat-eating troll.

things made of metal or carbon tubes? Shame!

Roger.

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting sport. I think I've kept myself in
fair shape by running, but I feel the urge to slip into something colourful and tight that shows
off my manly bulges. I've noted that cycling appears to be a sport populated by the vain and
talentless, so I feel I'd fit right in. Point being, I'm going to need one of these bikey things.
Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure that wheelsets are important - together with that old
perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need to know. The
secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Try rec.bicycles.marketplace or rec.bicycles.tech .
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Alex Rodriguez said:

Try rec.bicycles.marketplace or rec.bicycles.tech . =20

Or indeed, www.[censored].com.

"Roger Hunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hello all,

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting sport. I think I've kept myself
in fair shape by running, but I feel the urge to

slip

Quoted message said:

into something colourful and tight that shows off my manly bulges. I've noted that cycling appears
to be a sport populated by the vain and talentless, so I feel I'd fit right in. Point being, I'm
going to need

one

Quoted message said:

of these bikey things. Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure that wheelsets are important -
together with that old perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need to know. The
secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Later sweeties,

Roger.

Oh come on Henry, we see you hiding behind that "Mens Fitness" magazine...

Danny Callen

My child,

There's nothing to be afraid of in the peloton. Cycling is a gay and carefree sport. Being a "happy
cyclist" is perfectly normal.

Yes, the outfits are lovely. Big, muscular, clean shaven legs...tights buns...skinny arms...square
jaws...now you know why an old padre like me enjoys hanging out at the races.

There's no secret about it, my son...cycling is a happy sport for all mens to enjoy. Come into my
confessional and we can talk about happy cycling in de tail. I have one condition - you must be open
with Father Guido. Okay?

Fr. Guido

"Roger Hunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hello all,

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting sport. I think I've kept myself
in fair shape by running, but I feel the urge to slip into something colourful and tight that
shows off my manly bulges. I've noted that cycling appears to be a sport populated by the vain and
talentless, so I feel I'd fit right in. Point being, I'm going to need one of these bikey things.
Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure that wheelsets are important - together with that old
perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need to know. The
secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Later sweeties,

Roger.

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"Roger Hunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hello all,

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting sport.

I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

think I've kept myself in fair shape by running, but I feel the urge to

slip

Quoted message said:

into something colourful and tight that shows off my manly bulges.

I've

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

noted that cycling appears to be a sport populated by the vain and talentless, so I feel I'd fit
right in. Point being, I'm going to need

one

Quoted message said:

of these bikey things. Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure that wheelsets are important -
together with that old perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need

to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

know. The secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Later sweeties,

Roger.

Oh come on Henry, we see you hiding behind that "Mens Fitness" magazine...

Danny Callen

Damn, you're getting as big a False Finger as Stevie. Check the IP addresses.

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Danny Callen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Roger Hunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hello all,

I'm a 49 year old gay man who wishes to partake of your exciting

sport.

Quoted message said:

I

Quoted message said:

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think I've kept myself in fair shape by running, but I feel the urge

to

Quoted message said:

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slip

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into something colourful and tight that shows off my manly bulges.

I've

Quoted message said:

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noted that cycling appears to be a sport populated by the vain and talentless, so I feel I'd
fit right in. Point being, I'm going to

need

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one

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of these bikey things. Can you tell me which one? And I'm sure

that

Quoted message said:

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wheelsets are important - together with that old perennial, tubular vs clincher - so, advice
please?

Can you offer advice on how I should conduct myself in the peleton, surrounded by hot, sweaty,
glistening bodies? Is it OK to 'make an approach' mid race? Is 'brake testing' an effective
rebuttal? Does 'going down' on the tri bars signify 'an offer'? Tell me all, I need

to

Quoted message said:

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know. The secret world of gay cycling MUST be mine.

Later sweeties,

Roger.

Oh come on Henry, we see you hiding behind that "Mens Fitness"

magazine...

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Danny Callen

Damn, you're getting as big a False Finger as Stevie. Check the IP addresses.

uhmmm... I was just kidding Henry, I knew it wasn't you; it's not your style..

Danny Callen