Heart tastes great !

On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)

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I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !

How much? Make me an offer.

"C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis Joplin

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On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)

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I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !

How much? Make me an offer.

"C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis Joplin

A good heart these days is hard to find.

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On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)

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I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !

How much? Make me an offer.

"C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis Joplin

A good heart these days is hard to find.

Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some money?
🙂

Mel

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On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)
wrote:

>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !

How much? Make me an offer.

"C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis Joplin

A good heart these days is hard to find.

Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some money?
🙂

Mel

I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do you?
1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!
2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!
3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!
4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves company!
5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.
6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the women!
7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!

There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For free!

3/

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Peter Jason said:

"M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)
> wrote:
>
>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !
>
>
> How much? Make me an offer.
>
> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis Joplin
>

A good heart these days is hard to find.

Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some money?
🙂

Mel

I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do you?

Yes!

Quoted message said:

1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!

Have many pennies but need more dollars.

Quoted message said:

2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!

True, and that's why I ask rather than do.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!

Don't even work one day - I tire easily.

Quoted message said:

4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves company!

I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.

Quoted message said:

5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.

Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a woman.

Quoted message said:

6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the women!

Absolutely true!

Quoted message said:

7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!

I need some cheering up. Can you help?

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There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For free!

I'd rather have the money.

Mel

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3/

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On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:

>
> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:[email hidden]...
>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !
>>
>>
>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>
>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis

Joplin

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Quoted message said:

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>>
>
>
> A good heart these days is hard to find.

Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some

money?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

🙂

Mel

I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do you?

Yes!

Quoted message said:

1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!

Have many pennies but need more dollars.

Quoted message said:

2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!

True, and that's why I ask rather than do.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!

Don't even work one day - I tire easily.

Quoted message said:

4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves company!

I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.

Quoted message said:

5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.

Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a woman.

Quoted message said:

6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the

women!

Quoted message said:

Absolutely true!

Quoted message said:

7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!

I need some cheering up. Can you help?

Quoted message said:

There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For

free!

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I'd rather have the money.

Mel

Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the idle
poor.
Still, I can give you some more free advice.

1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful, and
all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have to
hire it from you to shift their stuff.

2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.

3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.

4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you can
rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you will
be zero.

5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will not kill
your cat they won't kill you.

etc.....

PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum to the
old-cat's home.

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Peter Jason said:

"M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>
>>
>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>> news:[email hidden]...
>>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter Mollror)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it !
>>>
>>>
>>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>>
>>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis

Joplin

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>
>>
>>
>> A good heart these days is hard to find.
>
> Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some

money?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>🙂
>
> Mel

I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do you?

Yes!

Quoted message said:

1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!

Have many pennies but need more dollars.

Quoted message said:

2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!

True, and that's why I ask rather than do.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!

Don't even work one day - I tire easily.

Quoted message said:

4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves company!

I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.

Quoted message said:

5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.

Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a woman.

Quoted message said:

6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the

women!

Quoted message said:

Absolutely true!

Quoted message said:

7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!

I need some cheering up. Can you help?

Quoted message said:

There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For

free!

Quoted message said:

I'd rather have the money.

Mel

Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the idle
poor.
Still, I can give you some more free advice.

1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful, and
all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have to
hire it from you to shift their stuff.

Can't afford to buy a car. I need money.

Quoted message said:

2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.

Love to travel but can't buy ticket. I need money.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.

I'd like to club someone with money and be able to buy a car and travel.

Quoted message said:

4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you can
rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you will
be zero.

I sleep in the park and the rent is free.

Quoted message said:

5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will not kill
your cat they won't kill you.

My cat hasn't yet eaten any hearts. I do eat cheese made from the milk of
goats and sheep.

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etc.....

PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum to the
old-cat's home.

I'd much prefer you donate a large sum to me. I am also an old cat.
Meowwww.

Your friend,

Mel

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On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 14:23:04 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:

>
> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email hidden]...
>>>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter

Mollror)

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Quoted message said:

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>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it

!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>>>
>>>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis

Joplin

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>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A good heart these days is hard to find.
>>
>> Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some

money?

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>>🙂
>>
>> Mel
>
> I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do

you?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Yes!
> 1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!
Have many pennies but need more dollars.
> 2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!
True, and that's why I ask rather than do.
> 3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!
Don't even work one day - I tire easily.
> 4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves

company!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.
> 5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.
Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a

woman.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> 6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
> First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the

women!

Quoted message said:

Absolutely true!
> 7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!
I need some cheering up. Can you help?
>
> There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For

free!

Quoted message said:

I'd rather have the money.

Mel

Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the

idle

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

poor.
Still, I can give you some more free advice.

1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful,

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have

to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

hire it from you to shift their stuff.

Can't afford to buy a car. I need money.

Quoted message said:

2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.

Love to travel but can't buy ticket. I need money.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.

I'd like to club someone with money and be able to buy a car and travel.

Quoted message said:

4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you can
rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you

will

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

be zero.

I sleep in the park and the rent is free.

Quoted message said:

5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will not

kill

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

your cat they won't kill you.

My cat hasn't yet eaten any hearts. I do eat cheese made from the milk of
goats and sheep.

Quoted message said:

etc.....

PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum to

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

old-cat's home.

I'd much prefer you donate a large sum to me. I am also an old cat.
Meowwww.

Your friend,

Mel

Clearly you a lost cause and a sad case, and only three careers are open to
you, vis:

1/ Gigolo and/or toyboy, which will require you to work about 1 hr/day.

2/ Marry into a rich family as some woman's consort, and don't work at
all.

3/ Join the army/navy and let them do everything.

These are honourable professions for the dedicated upward mobile person,
though it is still necessary to save any money acquired. My way was to put
any large bills into a glass jar and then bury it in the garden.

Peter Jason said:

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Peter Jason said:

"M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 14:23:04 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>
>>
>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>> news:[email hidden]...
>>> On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email hidden]...
>>>>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter

Mollror)

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Quoted message said:

>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy it

!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>>>>
>>>>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis
Joplin
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A good heart these days is hard to find.
>>>
>>> Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some
money?
>>>🙂
>>>
>>> Mel
>>
>> I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do

you?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> Yes!
>> 1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!
> Have many pennies but need more dollars.
>> 2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!
> True, and that's why I ask rather than do.
>> 3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!
> Don't even work one day - I tire easily.
>> 4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves

company!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.
>> 5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.
> Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a

woman.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> 6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
>> First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the
women!
> Absolutely true!
>> 7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!
> I need some cheering up. Can you help?
>>
>> There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For
free!
>
> I'd rather have the money.
>
> Mel

Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the

idle

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

poor.
Still, I can give you some more free advice.

1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful,

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have

to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

hire it from you to shift their stuff.

Can't afford to buy a car. I need money.

Quoted message said:

2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.

Love to travel but can't buy ticket. I need money.

Quoted message said:

3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.

I'd like to club someone with money and be able to buy a car and travel.

Quoted message said:

4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you can
rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you

will

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

be zero.

I sleep in the park and the rent is free.

Quoted message said:

5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will not

kill

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

your cat they won't kill you.

My cat hasn't yet eaten any hearts. I do eat cheese made from the milk of
goats and sheep.

Quoted message said:

etc.....

PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum to

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

old-cat's home.

I'd much prefer you donate a large sum to me. I am also an old cat.
Meowwww.

Your friend,

Mel

Clearly you a lost cause and a sad case, and only three careers are open to
you, vis:

1/ Gigolo and/or toyboy, which will require you to work about 1 hr/day.

Okay, I can manage one hour a day, although I'll have to increase my intake
of Viagra.

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2/ Marry into a rich family as some woman's consort, and don't work at
all.

Sounds good to me, but I'm already married. Ahh, but there is always
divorce.

Quoted message said:

3/ Join the army/navy and let them do everything.

Not a good idea. I dislike having to get up early, and killing people for
the Government is not to my liking. Killing people for money is another
matter.

Quoted message said:

These are honourable professions for the dedicated upward mobile person,
though it is still necessary to save any money acquired. My way was to put
any large bills into a glass jar and then bury it in the garden.

Kind of risky. I am taking Zocor and some say it can cause dementia which
just might make me forget where I buried the stuff.

Can you imagine the stress that would cause when I start looking for the
money and can't remember where it is buried?

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Peter Jason said:

"M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 11:15:34 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:

>
> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:[email hidden]...
>> On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 14:23:04 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email hidden]...
>>>> On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[email hidden]...
>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter

Mollror)

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>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy

it

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Quoted message said:

!

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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis
> Joplin
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> A good heart these days is hard to find.
>>>>
>>>> Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some
> money?
>>>>🙂
>>>>
>>>> Mel
>>>
>>> I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do

you?

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>> Yes!
>>> 1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!
>> Have many pennies but need more dollars.
>>> 2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!
>> True, and that's why I ask rather than do.
>>> 3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!
>> Don't even work one day - I tire easily.
>>> 4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves

company!

Quoted message said:

>> I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.
>>> 5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.
>> Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a

woman.

Quoted message said:

>>> 6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
>>> First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the
> women!
>> Absolutely true!
>>> 7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!
>> I need some cheering up. Can you help?
>>>
>>> There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For
> free!
>>
>> I'd rather have the money.
>>
>> Mel
>
>
> Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the

idle

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> poor.
> Still, I can give you some more free advice.
>
> 1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful,

and

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> all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have

to

Quoted message said:

> hire it from you to shift their stuff.

Can't afford to buy a car. I need money.
>
> 2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.

Love to travel but can't buy ticket. I need money.
>
> 3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.

I'd like to club someone with money and be able to buy a car and

travel.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>
> 4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you

can

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you

will

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> be zero.

I sleep in the park and the rent is free.
>
> 5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will

not

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kill

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> your cat they won't kill you.

My cat hasn't yet eaten any hearts. I do eat cheese made from the milk

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

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goats and sheep.
>
> etc.....
>
> PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum

to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the

Quoted message said:

> old-cat's home.

I'd much prefer you donate a large sum to me. I am also an old cat.
Meowwww.

Your friend,

Mel

Clearly you a lost cause and a sad case, and only three careers are open

to

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

you, vis:

1/ Gigolo and/or toyboy, which will require you to work about 1

hr/day.

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Okay, I can manage one hour a day, although I'll have to increase my

intake

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of Viagra.

Quoted message said:

2/ Marry into a rich family as some woman's consort, and don't work

at

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

all.

Sounds good to me, but I'm already married. Ahh, but there is always
divorce.

Quoted message said:

3/ Join the army/navy and let them do everything.

Not a good idea. I dislike having to get up early, and killing people for
the Government is not to my liking. Killing people for money is another
matter.

Quoted message said:

These are honourable professions for the dedicated upward mobile person,
though it is still necessary to save any money acquired. My way was to

put

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

any large bills into a glass jar and then bury it in the garden.

Kind of risky. I am taking Zocor and some say it can cause dementia which
just might make me forget where I buried the stuff.

Can you imagine the stress that would cause when I start looking for the
money and can't remember where it is buried?

You are beyond me! Clearly you will have to go back to thrift school, and
here is a link for your homework study.
http://www.hettygreen.com/

Read and appreciate this wonderful woman!

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"M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 11:15:34 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>
>>
>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>> On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 14:23:04 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>>>> On Tue, 7 Oct 2003 16:24:09 +1000, Peter Jason wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "M. Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:[email hidden]...
>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2003 18:24:45 -0700, [email hidden] (Peter
Mollror)
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I´m a cannibal and I eat hearts! If you don´t need it, I´ll buy

it

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!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How much? Make me an offer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "C'mon, take another little piece of my heart now baby" - Janis
>> Joplin
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A good heart these days is hard to find.
>>>>>
>>>>> Very true. Have you got a good heart? If you do, can I borrow some
>> money?
>>>>>🙂
>>>>>
>>>>> Mel
>>>>
>>>> I have tons 'n tons of money, but you don't want me to spoil you do
you?
>>> Yes!
>>>> 1/ Remember a penny saved is a penny earned!
>>> Have many pennies but need more dollars.
>>>> 2/ The time spent earning is time not spending!
>>> True, and that's why I ask rather than do.
>>>> 3/ If you work seven days a week, your Monday can be a fun day!
>>> Don't even work one day - I tire easily.
>>>> 4/ Seek your friends among the hard working; happiness loves
company!
>>> I'd rather seek friends among the wealthy.
>>>> 5/ Don't smoke nor drink: these things are voluntary taxation.
>>> Give the Government what belongs to them and give your heart to a
woman.
>>>> 6/ Remember what Al Pacino said in "Scarface":;
>>>> First comes the money, then comes the power, then comes the
>> women!
>>> Absolutely true!
>>>> 7/ If you're ever on a downer, counting money can cheer you up!
>>> I need some cheering up. Can you help?
>>>>
>>>> There now, instead of money I have given you priceless advice. For
>> free!
>>>
>>> I'd rather have the money.
>>>
>>> Mel
>>
>>
>> Clearly there's no hope, and you are destined to join the ranks of the
idle
>> poor.
>> Still, I can give you some more free advice.
>>
>> 1/ Never buy a car unless it is a truck, because then it is useful,
and
>> all your idle friends with sporty and fasionable conveyances will have
to
>> hire it from you to shift their stuff.
>
> Can't afford to buy a car. I need money.
>>
>> 2/ If you like travel, get into the travel business.
>
> Love to travel but can't buy ticket. I need money.
>>
>> 3/ If you like clubbing, get into the clubbing business.
>
> I'd like to club someone with money and be able to buy a car and

travel.

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>> 4/ If you must rent some abode, get something too big so that you

can

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>> rent the surplus space to your friends, and then the nett rent to you
will
>> be zero.
>
> I sleep in the park and the rent is free.
>>
>> 5/ If you must eat meat, get ox & sheep's hearts: if these will

not

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kill
>> your cat they won't kill you.
>
> My cat hasn't yet eaten any hearts. I do eat cheese made from the milk

of

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> goats and sheep.
>>
>> etc.....
>>
>> PS Just to prove I'm not a tight-ass, I have just donated a large sum

to

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the
>> old-cat's home.
>
> I'd much prefer you donate a large sum to me. I am also an old cat.
> Meowwww.
>
> Your friend,
>
> Mel

Clearly you a lost cause and a sad case, and only three careers are open

to

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you, vis:

1/ Gigolo and/or toyboy, which will require you to work about 1

hr/day.

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Okay, I can manage one hour a day, although I'll have to increase my

intake

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of Viagra.

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2/ Marry into a rich family as some woman's consort, and don't work

at

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all.

Sounds good to me, but I'm already married. Ahh, but there is always
divorce.

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3/ Join the army/navy and let them do everything.

Not a good idea. I dislike having to get up early, and killing people for
the Government is not to my liking. Killing people for money is another
matter.

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These are honourable professions for the dedicated upward mobile person,
though it is still necessary to save any money acquired. My way was to

put

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any large bills into a glass jar and then bury it in the garden.

Kind of risky. I am taking Zocor and some say it can cause dementia which
just might make me forget where I buried the stuff.

Can you imagine the stress that would cause when I start looking for the
money and can't remember where it is buried?

You are beyond me! Clearly you will have to go back to thrift school, and
here is a link for your homework study.
http://www.hettygreen.com/

Read and appreciate this wonderful woman!

I think she's beautuful. What a shame she passed away. And to think I was
in Vermont a few years ago...

Oh well, cie la vie, or is it say la vee? Anyway, nice talking to you. I
hope someday we will meet and you will be kind enough to donate to my
favorite charity -- me!

:-)

Mel