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  1. On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:04:23 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
    (in message <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:
    frog said:

    "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    frog wrote:

    Quoted message said:


    Because he is by his own admission. Only Satan would identify himself as


    Satan

    Quoted message said:

    to get a few laughs.

    So he identifies himsels as Satan, and by that admission you regard him as such. Hmmm. You must
    follow some rather revolutionary dogmas of Christianity to pray for Satan.

    I pray for the hapless soul "Steve" who was displaced by Satan.

    Quoted message said:

    Essentially you are saying that there is hope for Satan.

    There is hope for "Steve" but none for Satan.

    Quoted message said:

    Unless you don't really mean he is really Satan, though you just he was.

    Just as Satan entered Judas of Iscariot, he has entered "Steve."

    Does this mean Pastorio is free of Satan now, Chung? I am sure Bob will be relieved to hear that...
    looks like your prayers worked.

    You never did answer my question as to how Satan could be in more than one place at the same time.
    Now might be a good time.

    Did someone turn the heat on in here?

    --
    Steve

    Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

  2. On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:14:20 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
    (in message <[email hidden]>😉:

    <exorcism snipped>

    Quoted message said:

    May God add His blessings to the writing of His Word here at SMC and banish Satan and all his
    minions from this newsgroup now and forever. In Christ's name, I pray. Amen.

    Haleluja! He's gone!!!!!

    I just now felt him leave. Thankyou, thankyou Chung!

    He's probably on his way to frog's place.

    --
    Steve

    Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

  3. On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:27:17 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
    (in message <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:

    From Job 1:

    7 The LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the LORD , "From roaming
    through the earth and going back and forth in it."

    (From "Steve" to "frog" to Pastorio, back and forth and round and round)

    Now I find this interesting Chung. How fast do you suppose ol' Satan can move? And how many people
    do you figure on a round? From listening to you and some of your "sheep" here in
    sci.med.cristianity, it sounds like there are a lot people he has to handle. Probably more even than
    Santa on Christmas.

    Now we know he can't be ubiquitous because ubiquity is a property only of the deity. Therefore it
    follows that there must be an interval of time between one possession and the next.

    And no matter _how_ fast he moves, he can only be in each person a fraction of the time. If there
    are, say 250 million people to possess, he can never be in any one person more than 1/250 millionth
    of the time... less if you count the time to relocate, even he assuming he has solved the "traveling
    salesman (er, Satan) problem" for 250 million moving points to minimize his route.

    Let's say he could make his rounds once per second. I think that is absurdly fast, but lets say that
    arguendo. That means he could only be in me for 4 nanoseconds out of every second. Now you're the
    heartmdphd here... what's the speed of neural transmission? Isn't on the order of milliseconds?

    You see my problem. There just doesn't seem to be enough Satan to "go around".

    Perhaps you can help me out.

    --
    Steve

    Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

  4. frog said:

    "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...
    | frog wrote:
    |
    | > "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    | > "]news:[email hidden]...
    | > | frog wrote:
    | > |
    | >
    | > |
    | > | Because he is by his own admission. Only Satan would identify himself
    as
    | > Satan
    | > | to get a few laughs.
    | > |
    | >
    | > So he identifies himsels as Satan, and by that admission you regard him
    as
    | > such. Hmmm. You must follow some rather revolutionary dogmas of Christianity to pray for
    | > Satan.
    |
    | I pray for the hapless soul "Steve" who was displaced by Satan.
    |

    Nice try. You have been praying for Satan all along. You have said so yourself.

    If that were true, should be easy for you to prove it with a Google cite.

    You remain in my prayers, neighbor.

    May you accept Christ as your Lord and Savior in 2004.

    Only He can save you from Satan.

    Humbly,

    Andrew

    --
    Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
    Board-Certified Cardiologist
    heartmdphd.comheartmdphd.com

  5. Steve said:

    On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:04:23 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote (in message
    <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:
    frog said:

    "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...
    > frog wrote:
    >

    >
    > Because he is by his own admission. Only Satan would identify himself as
    Satan
    > to get a few laughs.
    >

    So he identifies himsels as Satan, and by that admission you regard him as such. Hmmm. You must
    follow some rather revolutionary dogmas of Christianity to pray for Satan.

    I pray for the hapless soul "Steve" who was displaced by Satan.

    Quoted message said:

    Essentially you are saying that there is hope for Satan.

    There is hope for "Steve" but none for Satan.

    Quoted message said:

    Unless you don't really mean he is really Satan, though you just he was.

    Just as Satan entered Judas of Iscariot, he has entered "Steve."

    Does this mean Pastorio is free of Satan now, Chung? I am sure Bob will be relieved to hear
    that... looks like your prayers worked.

    You never did answer my question as to how Satan could be in more than one place at the same time.
    Now might be a good time.

    From Job 1:

    7 The LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the LORD , "From roaming
    through the earth and going back and forth in it."

    (From "Steve" to "frog" to Pastorio, back and forth and round and round)

    Quoted message said:


    Did someone turn the heat on in here?

    Yes, God did.

    Quoted message said:


    --
    Steve

    Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

    You are the weed, Satan.

    For Jesus teaches in Mark 12:

    1He then began to speak to them in parables: "A man planted a vineyard. He put a wall around it, dug
    a pit for the winepress and built a watchtower. Then he rented the vineyard to some farmers and went
    away on a journey. 2At harvest time he sent a servant to the tenants to collect from them some of
    the fruit of the vineyard. 3But they seized him, beat him and sent him away empty-handed. 4Then he
    sent another servant to them; they struck this man on the head and treated him shamefully. 5He sent
    still another, and that one they killed. He sent many others; some of them they beat, others they
    killed. 6"He had one left to send, a son, whom he loved. He sent him last of all, saying, 'They will
    respect my son.' 7"But the tenants said to one another, 'This is the heir. Come, let's kill him, and
    the inheritance will be ours.' 8So they took him and killed him, and threw him out of the vineyard.
    9"What then will the owner of the vineyard do? He will come and kill those tenants and give the
    vineyard to others. 10Haven't you read this scripture: " 'The stone the builders rejected has become
    the capstone; 11the Lord has done this, and it is marvelous in our eyes'?"

    May God add His blessings to the writing of His Word here in SMC.

    Amen.

    Humble bond-servant of Christ,

    Andrew

    --
    Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
    Board-Certified Cardiologist
    heartmdphd.comheartmdphd.com

  6. Steve said:

    On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:27:17 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote (in message
    <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:

    From Job 1:

    7 The LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the LORD , "From roaming
    through the earth and going back and forth in it."

    (From "Steve" to "frog" to Pastorio, back and forth and round and round)

    <hissing snipped>

    You poor guy.

    You remain in my prayers, neighbor.

    May you drive Satan out by accepting Christ as your Lord and Savior.

    For only Christ can save you from Satan.

    Humbly,

    Andrew

    --
    Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
    Board-Certified Cardiologist
    heartmdphd.comheartmdphd.com

  7. frog said:


    Nice try. You have been praying for Satan all along. You have said so yourself.

    And do what If I were? Satan WAS God's Highest Angel at one time.

    antwrp.gsfc.nasa.govap971110.html Lift well, Eat less, Walk fast, Live long.

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