Haven Hamilton = Heather Halvorson?

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Not a good comparison. Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, its
sole purpose was to give us a means of lying to total strangers about sex.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Quoted message said:

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Tim Lines said:

Not a good comparison. Back when Al Gore invented the Internet, its
sole purpose was to give us a means of lying to total strangers about sex.

You mean the US DOD has or had a budget dedicated to creating means of
lying to total strangers about sex ?

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

We need to find out if Haven watches the Tour wearing only her underwear.

NS

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Quoted message said:

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

Nev Shea said:

We need to find out if Haven watches the Tour wearing only her underwear.

And whether she buys said underwear at victorias secret.

Donald Munro said:

You mean the US DOD has or had a budget dedicated to creating means of
lying to total strangers about sex ?

Individuals of the military devote huge amounts of their time doing
exactly that. The Internet was a logical extension...

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:58:43 GMT, Nev Shea <[email hidden]>

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"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

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Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

We need to find out if Haven watches the Tour wearing only her underwear.

NS

Volunteers?
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

He needs to move to France, announce he is going for the Spotted [censored]
Jersey in the next TDF and all will be forgiven/forgotten -- maybe
publicly headbutt someone, as those seem de riguer of late for Algerian
emigres anyway...
Best,
Bill Black

Curtis L. Russell said:

On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:58:43 GMT, Nev Shea <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

We need to find out if Haven watches the Tour wearing only her underwear.

NS

Volunteers?
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Dumbass,

They both own dogs.

Bob Schwartz

Curtis L. Russell said:

Donald Munro said:

You mean the US DOD has or had a budget dedicated to creating means of
lying to total strangers about sex ?

Individuals of the military devote huge amounts of their time doing
exactly that. The Internet was a logical extension...

This is one of those things that you HAVE to have been in the military
to understand. It's obviously true if you've got that background, yet
sounds like a joke if you have not.

On 7/17/06 10:20 AM, in article
[email hidden], "Bob Schwartz"

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Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

Herbert Humphrey??

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Quoted message said:

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Dumbass,

They both own dogs.

Bob Schwartz

"ST" <[email hidden]> wrote...

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Herbert Humphrey??

Dumbass -

It's Hubert. Hubert Horatio Humphrey. And Horatio Hornblower.

--
Snippy

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Dumbasses -

They share the same initials. Both have 2 syllable first names. Both
have 3 syllable last names.

Both are very good liars (one about drugs, the other about sex).

Twins seperated at birth? Or are they missing the triplet (the one who
lies about rock and roll)?

i lie about sex?? (i'm a good liar?? i guess that's a relief 😉

a disturbing coincidence:
yesterday my bf came home and told me that his coworker had tuned into
oln to watch bullriding but the tour was on instead, so she watched some
of it. and apparently she saw some of the interview with tyler and
haven. so she asks my bf, "what's heather's last name?" because she knew
it was something like halvorson, and her reasoning was that i must be
related somehow to haven, and that would explain why i was interested in
such a boring sport like bike racing.

when my bf told me that story, in wordless reply i loaded rbr onto the
computer and pointed at your thread, henry. when he saw it he made a
little shriek 🙂

anyway, i think haven is cute and i wouldn't mind lying to her about sex
or listening to her lie to me about drugs.

hh

h squared said:

when my bf told me that story, in wordless reply i loaded rbr onto the
computer and pointed at your thread, henry. when he saw it he made a
little shriek 🙂

anyway, i think haven is cute and i wouldn't mind lying to her about sex
or listening to her lie to me about drugs.

Dumbass -

Haven is cute, certainly much cuter than Tyler. They've got a classic
case of Aesthetic Imbalance Syndrome (see Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley,
Rick Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova, Keith Richards/any of his wives).

I hope you and your boyfriend don't have the same.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Haven is cute, certainly much cuter than Tyler. They've got a classic
case of Aesthetic Imbalance Syndrome (see Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley,
Rick Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova, Keith Richards/any of his wives).

It could be much worse. She could be married to Floyd.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Quoted message said:

Haven is cute, certainly much cuter than Tyler. They've got a classic
case of Aesthetic Imbalance Syndrome (see Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley,
Rick Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova, Keith Richards/any of his wives).

Kyle Legate said:

It could be much worse. She could be married to Floyd.

Floyd Halvorsen ? Liggett would confuse him with Rasmussen.

On 7/18/06 1:07 PM, in article
[email hidden], "Donald Munro"

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Kurgan Gringioni said:

Quoted message said:

Haven is cute, certainly much cuter than Tyler. They've got a classic
case of Aesthetic Imbalance Syndrome (see Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley,
Rick Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova, Keith Richards/any of his wives).

Kyle Legate said:

It could be much worse. She could be married to Floyd.

Floyd Halvorsen ? Liggett would confuse him with Rasmussen.

Wrong dumbass.....
Heather Landis

ST said:

On 7/18/06 1:07 PM, in article
[email hidden], "Donald Munro"

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Kurgan Gringioni said:

>Haven is cute, certainly much cuter than Tyler. They've got a classic
>case of Aesthetic Imbalance Syndrome (see Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley,
>Rick Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova, Keith Richards/any of his wives).

Kyle Legate said:

It could be much worse. She could be married to Floyd.

Floyd Halvorsen ? Liggett would confuse him with Rasmussen.

Wrong dumbass.....
Heather Landis

Haven Landis.