Well, it seems FD hadn't picked Balwyn entirely clean, as I managed to sight a few possibilities on the ride home last night that must have just recently appeared, dashed home and got the wagon, then under the cover of darkness elusively stole them away :-) (Took photos but due to the darkness and my over-excitement, they're a tad blurry!)
Exhibit A m'lud: British made Raleigh Scorpio. By the 'Tour de France 1977' sticker I assume it's from then roughly. OK condition. Highlights: some funky centre-pull Raleigh/Weinmann calipers which have an action i've never seen before, plus full Raleigh branded groupset.
Exhibit B: 'Viceroy' brand thing. Looks like it used to be a Suntour 6 speed. Highlights: Attached dynamo by the BB and front/rear lights - here's hoping they still work after some TLC!
Exhibit C: 'Hopper' brand MTB - from NZ it appears. Only redeeming feature are the horizontal dropouts, decent cantilever brakes and reasonably clean frame.
Plans? Well, A & B might serve as the fixie/ss/townie that I'm considering. They're a tad smallish (on the 56ish side I think), but that might not matter so much with a hack/shop bike - mmm... Brooks saddle, full mudguards, chainguard, wicker basket... them's the plan. Unfortunately there's no seatposts in either of these and ye olde 27inch wheels, but I'll work with that.
As for the Hopper? Hmm... I think that'll end up on our nature strip soon enough unless someone out there has a desire for it.
Also seen: One ancient ladies ss bike in Balwyn Rd in that wonderful rust brown patina. Methinks it had completely seized, but I'm debating it as a lovely piece of garden artwork!
Thanks god for consumerist excess :-)