GWB arrested AGAIN!!!!!

John F. Kerry's hometown is Lowell Massachusetts. The Lowell Sun, is
the
local newspaper. This entire area, state, section of the country is
strongly Democrat.

John Kerry's hometown newspaper endorsed George W. Bush for
President of the United States.

Sunday, October 03, 2004 - It's about national security.

That's the key issue on the minds of Americans planning to vote in the
Nov. 2 presidential election.

They must decide whether Republican President George W. Bush or Sen.
John F. Kerry, a Democrat, can provide the leadership to safeguard
America from foreign terrorism.

Americans aren't fools. They know that without safe cities and towns,
America will lose its greatness. Our cherished freedoms and sacred
liberties will be diminished, along with our opportunities for
economic prosperity and our basic pursuit of happiness.

Our children and their children will live vastly different lives if we
fail to guarantee a future free of turmoil.

Islamic extremists, both here and abroad, have one purpose: To destroy
America and halt the spread of democracy and religious tolerance
around the globe.

They'd like to be plotting in our streets right now. They'd like to be
sowing murder and mayhem with suicide bombers and hostage-takings, and
spreading fear in the heartland and everywhere else. They'd like to be
wearing us down and bringing our nation to its knees.

Since the devastating terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, one American
leader has maintained an unbending resolve to protect our homeland and
interest against Islamic savages and those foreign governments
appeasing them.

That leader is President Bush.

While out-of-touch U.S. politicians and world leaders have attacked
President Bush's tactics, they can't question his steely commitment to
keep America safe.

In the ashes of ground zero, where nearly 3,000 innocent Americans
perished, President Bush vowed to find the perpetrators, in domestic
cells and distant lands, and bring them to justice. He said he will do
all that is humanly possible and necessary to make certain that
terrorists never strike again on U.S. soil.

Can anyone deny that President Bush has not delivered? America the
terrorists' No. 1 target has recovered from its tragic wounds and
rebounded. It remains safe to this day.

What might a lesser leader have done, faced with the daunting task of
deciding America's course against withering, partisan attacks from
Democrats, media propagandists, disingenuous U.N. officials and
disloyal White House operatives selling their souls for profit during
a time of war?

A lesser leader might have caved in. President Bush has stood his
ground.

In this year's election, the question isn't whether we are safer now
than we were four years ago. We already know the answer. Sure we are
and that's because of President Bush. The critical question is: Four
years from now, will America be safer than it is today?

In our book, Americans have to place their trust in President Bush.
He's proven to be as sturdy as a mighty oak when it comes to saying
what he means, meaning what he says and acting decisively.

When it comes to the war on terror, President Bush means to keep our
military strong and our country secure.

John Kerry, on the other hand, has all the attributes of the shape of
water when it comes to telling us what he believes and what he'd do
for America. Like incoming and outgoing tides, Kerry is content to go
with the flow. In a dangerous world infested with sharks, Kerry would
be chum at America's expense.

We in Massachusetts know John Kerry. He got his first taste of
politics 32 years ago in the cities and towns of Greater Lowell.

In his 20 years in the U.S. Senate, Kerry, a Navy war hero, hasn't
risen above the rank of seaman for his uninspiring legislative record.
He's been inconsistent on major issues. First he's for the 1991
Persian Gulf War, then he opposes it. First he's for the war in Iraq,
then he's against it. First he's for a strong U.S. defense, then he
votes against military weapons programs. First he's for the U.S.
Patriot Act, then he opposes it.

Kerry's solution to stop terrorism? He'd go to the U.N. and build a
consensus. How naive. France's Jacques Chirac, Germany's Gerhard
Schroeder, U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan and other Iraq
oil-for-food scam artists don't want America to succeed. They want us
brought down to their level. And more and more, Kerry sounds just like
them. In a recent campaign speech, Kerry said America was in the wrong
war, in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

No doubt John Kerry sincerely wants to serve his country, but we
believe he's the wrong man, in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Americans should think back three years ago to the smoldering ruins of
the World Trade Center. There among the mist lay the images and
memories of fallen firefighters, police, a Catholic chaplain and
ordinary working citizens moms, dads, sons, daughters.

President Bush, through heartfelt tears, told us never to forget the
twisted carnage and the massacre of the innocents. Yet some of us are
forgetting.

President Bush told us the attacks must never happen again. Yet some
of us are wavering because of the brave sacrifice of soldiers that our
nation's security demands.

Well, President Bush hasn't forgotten. Nor has he lost the courage and
conviction to do what is right for America.

We know if there is one thing the enemy fears above all else, it is
that George Bush's iron will is stronger than his iron won't.

The Sun proudly endorses the re-election of President George W. Bush.

http://runners4bush2004.rantweb.com
http://www.RunForBush.com

On 29 Oct 2004 07:13:32 -0700, [email hidden]

(runners4bush) said:

John F. Kerry's hometown is Lowell Massachusetts. The Lowell Sun, is
the
local newspaper. This entire area, state, section of the country is
strongly Democrat.

John Kerry's hometown newspaper endorsed George W. Bush for
President of the United States.

Actually, GWB is such an incompetent jerk that he can't even get the
support of
his own hometown newspaper:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - A weekly newspaper that bills itself as
President Bush's
hometown paper endorsed John Kerry for president, saying the
Massachusetts
senator will restore American dignity.

The Lone Star Iconoclast, which has a circulation of 425, said in an
editorial
dated Sept. 29 that Texans should rate the candidates not by hometown
or
political party, but by where they intend to take the country.

``Four items trouble us the most about the Bush administration: his
initiatives
to disable the Social Security system, the deteriorating state of the
American
economy, a dangerous shift away from the basic freedoms established by
our
founding fathers, and his continuous mistakes regarding Iraq,'' the
editorial
said.

The Iconoclast, established in 2000, said it endorsed Bush that year.
It also
said it editorialized in support of the invasion of Iraq, and
publisher W. Leon
Smith promoted Bush and the invasion in a British Broadcasting Corp.
interview,
believing Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction.

``Instead we were duped into following yet another privileged
agenda,'' the
editorial said.

The newspaper praised Kerry for ``30 years of experience looking out
for the
American people'' and lauded his background as ``a highly decorated
Vietnam
veteran.'' "

====================
George W. Bush (Dubya)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Past Work Experience
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Got a felony arrest and conviction.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.
With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments in Previous Positions
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in
America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments As President
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in U.S. history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in U.S. history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an
Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the human rights commission.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S.
history.
First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months
I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the
Civil War.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
Records and References
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)

We're Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore

By Garrison Keillor

Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once,
it was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed
spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their
communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all
ships.
They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of
their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and
Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial
Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made
it
OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War
to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to
rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of
peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters
flourished and higher education burgeoned-and there was a degree of
plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared
to todays'. Richard Nixon was the last Republican leader to feel a
Christian obligation toward the poor.

In the years between Nixon and Newt Gingrich, the party
migrated southward down the Twisting Trail of Rhetoric and sneered at
the idea of public service and became the Scourge of Liberalism, the
Great Crusade Against the Sixties, the Death Star of government, a
gang
of pirates that diverted and fascinated the media by their sheer
chutzpah, such as the misty-eyed flag-waving of Ronald Reagan who,
while
George McGovern flew bombers in World War II, took a pass and made
training films in Long Beach. The Nixon moderate vanished like the
passenger pigeon, purged by a legion of angry white men who rose to
power on pure punk politics. "Bipartisanship is another form of date
rape," says Grover Norquist, the Sid Vicious of the GOP. "I don't want
to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I
can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." The boy
has Oedipal problems and government is his daddy.

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the
party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills,
faith-based
economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts
in
pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong's moonwalk
was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
rest of us, Newt's evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a
dull
and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of
secular
institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts
trying to walk. Republicans: The No1 reason the rest of the world
thinks
we're deaf, dumb and dangerous.

Rich ironies abound! Lies pop up like toadstools in the
forest! Wild swine crowd round the public trough! Outrageous

Fredrick said:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the campaign?
It's not only Kerry supporters that are doing this, although I think
they have a slight edge.

tkb

Today's new Osama bin Laden tape drives home one important fact -- the
man behind 9/11, the enemy who has done us more harm than any other,
is still there, still taunting us, still ready to do us harm, because
Bush failed to take him out when he had a chance. If you want to
assess Bush's job on national security, you need to look no further.
This administration has been an abject failure on the national
security front. Bush has got to go.

[email hidden] (runners4aliar) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Oh why the heck not! I love Uncle George, he reminds me of my unle "no pockets" who could never find his own change.

http://runners4amoron2004.rantweb.com
Runners for a chimp 2004

We're running because he is a convicted criminal.
We're running because he used cocaine.
We're running because he is a draft dodging deserter.
And because of these despicable things and many more,
We're RUNNING FROM BUSH "From Start...To Finish"!

http://www.RunForACorruptChimp.com
Run For monkees

=========================
Actually, GWB is such an incompetent jerk that he can't even get the
support of
his own hometown newspaper:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - A weekly newspaper that bills itself as
President Bush's
hometown paper endorsed John Kerry for president, saying the
Massachusetts
senator will restore American dignity.

The Lone Star Iconoclast, which has a circulation of 425, said in an
editorial
dated Sept. 29 that Texans should rate the candidates not by hometown
or
political party, but by where they intend to take the country.

``Four items trouble us the most about the Bush administration: his
initiatives
to disable the Social Security system, the deteriorating state of the
American
economy, a dangerous shift away from the basic freedoms established by
our
founding fathers, and his continuous mistakes regarding Iraq,'' the
editorial
said.

The Iconoclast, established in 2000, said it endorsed Bush that year.
It also
said it editorialized in support of the invasion of Iraq, and
publisher W. Leon
Smith promoted Bush and the invasion in a British Broadcasting Corp.
interview,
believing Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction.

``Instead we were duped into following yet another privileged
agenda,'' the
editorial said.

The newspaper praised Kerry for ``30 years of experience looking out
for the
American people'' and lauded his background as ``a highly decorated
Vietnam
veteran.'' "

====================
George W. Bush (Dubya)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Past Work Experience
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Got a felony arrest and conviction.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.
With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments in Previous Positions
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in
America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments As President
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in U.S. history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in U.S. history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an
Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the human rights commission.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S.
history.
First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months
I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the
Civil War.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
Records and References
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)

We're Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore

By Garrison Keillor

Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once,
it was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed
spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their
communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all
ships.
They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of
their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and
Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial
Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made
it
OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War
to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to
rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of
peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters
flourished and higher education burgeoned-and there was a degree of
plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared
to todays'. Richard Nixon was the last Republican leader to feel a
Christian obligation toward the poor.

In the years between Nixon and Newt Gingrich, the party
migrated southward down the Twisting Trail of Rhetoric and sneered at
the idea of public service and became the Scourge of Liberalism, the
Great Crusade Against the Sixties, the Death Star of government, a
gang
of pirates that diverted and fascinated the media by their sheer
chutzpah, such as the misty-eyed flag-waving of Ronald Reagan who,
while
George McGovern flew bombers in World War II, took a pass and made
training films in Long Beach. The Nixon moderate vanished like the
passenger pigeon, purged by a legion of angry white men who rose to
power on pure punk politics. "Bipartisanship is another form of date
rape," says Grover Norquist, the Sid Vicious of the GOP. "I don't want
to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I
can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." The boy
has Oedipal problems and government is his daddy.

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the
party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills,
faith-based
economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts
in
pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong's moonwalk
was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
rest of us, Newt's evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a
dull
and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of
secular
institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts
trying to walk. Republicans: The No1 reason the rest of the world
thinks
we're deaf, dumb and dangerous.

Rich ironies abound! Lies pop up like toadstools in the
forest! Wild swine crowd round the public trough! Outrageous
gerrymandering! Pocket lining on a massive scale! Paid lobbyists sit
in
committee rooms and write legislation to alleviate the suffering of
billionaires! Hypocrisies shine like cat turds in the moonlight! O

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Oh why the heck not! I love Uncle George, he reminds me of my unle "no pockets" who could never find his own change.

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Runners for a chimp 2004

We're running because he is a convicted criminal.
We're running because he used cocaine.
We're running because he is a draft dodging deserter.
And because of these despicable things and many more,
We're RUNNING FROM BUSH "From Start...To Finish"!

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Run For monkees

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Actually, GWB is such an incompetent jerk that he can't even get the
support of
his own hometown newspaper:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - A weekly newspaper that bills itself as
President Bush's
hometown paper endorsed John Kerry for president, saying the
Massachusetts
senator will restore American dignity.

The Lone Star Iconoclast, which has a circulation of 425, said in an
editorial
dated Sept. 29 that Texans should rate the candidates not by hometown
or
political party, but by where they intend to take the country.

``Four items trouble us the most about the Bush administration: his
initiatives
to disable the Social Security system, the deteriorating state of the
American
economy, a dangerous shift away from the basic freedoms established by
our
founding fathers, and his continuous mistakes regarding Iraq,'' the
editorial
said.

The Iconoclast, established in 2000, said it endorsed Bush that year.
It also
said it editorialized in support of the invasion of Iraq, and
publisher W. Leon
Smith promoted Bush and the invasion in a British Broadcasting Corp.
interview,
believing Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction.

``Instead we were duped into following yet another privileged
agenda,'' the
editorial said.

The newspaper praised Kerry for ``30 years of experience looking out
for the
American people'' and lauded his background as ``a highly decorated
Vietnam
veteran.'' "

====================
George W. Bush (Dubya)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Past Work Experience
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Got a felony arrest and conviction.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.
With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments in Previous Positions
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in
America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments As President
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in U.S. history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in U.S. history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.
history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an
Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the human rights commission.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S.
history.
First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months
I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the
Civil War.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.
Records and References
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)

We're Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore

By Garrison Keillor

Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once,
it was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed
spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their
communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all
ships.
They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of
their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and
Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial
Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made
it
OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War
to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to
rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of
peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters
flourished and higher education burgeoned-and there was a degree of
plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared
to todays'. Richard Nixon was the last Republican leader to feel a
Christian obligation toward the poor.

In the years between Nixon and Newt Gingrich, the party
migrated southward down the Twisting Trail of Rhetoric and sneered at
the idea of public service and became the Scourge of Liberalism, the
Great Crusade Against the Sixties, the Death Star of government, a
gang
of pirates that diverted and fascinated the media by their sheer
chutzpah, such as the misty-eyed flag-waving of Ronald Reagan who,
while
George McGovern flew bombers in World War II, took a pass and made
training films in Long Beach. The Nixon moderate vanished like the
passenger pigeon, purged by a legion of angry white men who rose to
power on pure punk politics. "Bipartisanship is another form of date
rape," says Grover Norquist, the Sid Vicious of the GOP. "I don't want
to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I
can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." The boy
has Oedipal problems and government is his daddy.

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the
party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills,
faith-based
economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts
in
pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong's moonwalk
was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
rest of us, Newt's evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a
dull
and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of
secular
institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts
trying to walk. Republicans: The No1 reason the rest of the world
thinks
we're deaf, dumb and dangerous.

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John F. Kerry's

<useless babble snipped>

Do you really believe that I would accept as useful information anything
posted by someone so inept that they can't even use a newsgroup properly?

* rec.running - a group created for the discussion of the sport of running.
* rec.sport.triathlon - a group created for the discussion multisport
events such as duathlon and triathlon.
* moron - someone who cannot understand th simple concept of what should
and should not be considered on topic in the two groups listed above.

Tom Henderson <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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[email hidden] (runners4bush) wrote in
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John F. Kerry's

<useless babble snipped>

Do you really believe that I would accept as useful information anything
posted by someone so inept that they can't even use a newsgroup properly?

* rec.running - a group created for the discussion of the sport of running.
* rec.sport.triathlon - a group created for the discussion multisport
events such as duathlon and triathlon.
* moron - someone who cannot understand th simple concept of what should
and should not be considered on topic in the two groups listed above.

On top of that Tom, he just posted something a couple of weeks ago
saying he would not discuss politics here. That was just before he
started several threads on GWWeasel. Typical lieing republican.
Bush: a candidate for the stupid man!

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Fredrick said:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the campaign?

Yes. The truth must be known.

Quoted message said:

It's not only Kerry supporters that are doing this, although I think
they have a slight edge.

tkb

Chimp supporters started it.

<< > Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the campaign?

Yes. The truth must be known.

Quoted message said:

It's not only Kerry supporters that are doing this, although I think
they have a slight edge.

Chimp supporters started it.>>

And, Hey!
Know what, guess not?!
I've a New York Times reporter on it!

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Fredrick said:

"TenKBabe" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:

Fredrick said:

"Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the

campaign?

Quoted message said:

Yes. The truth must be known.

So you're saying that if you didn't troll newsgroups, Kerry would have
lost by more than 4,000,000?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It's not only Kerry supporters that are doing this, although I

think

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

they have a slight edge.

tkb

Chimp supporters started it.

Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to spread
the word.

tkb

TenKBabe said:

Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to spread
the word.

tkb

Well you're dam good at it.

<< Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to spread
the word.

tkb >>

....so like,
how?

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Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to spread
the word.

tkb

Well you're dam good at it. >>

....as in, dental dam?

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Fredrick said:

"TenKBabe" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Fredrick wrote:

> "Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry

Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the

campaign?

Quoted message said:

Yes. The truth must be known.

So you're saying that if you didn't troll newsgroups, Kerry would have
lost by more than 4,000,000?

No but if it hadn't been for the 9th circuit court and the gay marriage
issue, Carrie might have won. They unwittingly energized the base and
convinced the fencesitters that everyone will start marrying everyone

Tom Wheeler said:

TenKBabe said:

Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to

spread

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the word.

tkb

Well you're dam good at it.

I'm not the one trying to spread the word. If I were trying to help the
Kerry campaign, the last thing I'd be doing would be to annoy potential
voters on his behalf. Come to think if it, maybe Fredrick was working
for the Bush campaign.

tkb

Tom Wheeler said:

TenKBabe said:

Maybe, but I just don't feel that annoying people is the way to

spread

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the word.

tkb

Well you're dam good at it. >><BR><BR>

Mr. Frederick Bus[c]h!
He's the Best, too!
We had Hotdogs for lunch one day,
So long ago, say, ca. 1991.
Great writer, Great teacher!
See: "Ralph the Duck"
O what luck!
Mr. Busch writes:

"I woke up at 5:25 because the dog was vomiting. I carried seventy-five pounds
of heaving golden retreiver to the door and poured him onto the sliver, moonlit
snow. "Good boy," I said, because he'd done his only trick."

Yes, Mr. Busch,
A dog trainer, too!
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<< Come to think if it, maybe Fredrick was working
for the Bush campaign.

tkb >><

Well, yes, Fred does live
En Maine ~ But surely,
That's the ONLY similarity~

*still looking around for Ms.
McGarity, aka, Ms. New;
any got a klew?*

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Fredrick said:

"TenKBabe" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:

> Fredrick wrote:
>
> > "Tiny Crawford Newspaper Endorses Kerry
>
> Do you think that trolling newsgroups is going to help the

campaign?

Quoted message said:

Yes. The truth must be known.

So you're saying that if you didn't troll newsgroups, Kerry would

have

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

lost by more than 4,000,000?

No but if it hadn't been for the 9th circuit court and the gay

marriage

Quoted message said:

issue, Carrie might have won. They unwittingly energized the base

and

Quoted message said:

convinced the fencesitters that everyone will start marrying everyone

This is possible, but I doubt it made much of a difference. 99% were
going to the polls to vote for president. I doubt very many of those
knew what other issues they'd see on the ballot.

tkb