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Marina Hyde Friday April 2, 2004 The Guardian=20
=B7 We're thrilled to make the acquaintance of Carlisle MP,
Eric=20 Martlew, currently proposing a private member's bill
to make cycle=20 helmets mandatory. Concerned at its
implications, the Association of=20 Cycle Traders suggested
its members send a standard letter to Eric to=20 register
this. A handful, mostly from Eric's constituency, agreed.
Did=20 he, we ask him, then take the measured step of
calling one of them and=20 threatening to expose him in the
local media as a gentleman more=20 interested in selling
bikes than saving lives? "That," says Eric, "is=20 utterly
untrue. I would never call up and threaten to make a=20
constituent's letter public. But I was very upset. They
contained=20 inaccuracies." Such as? "Implying my bill could
make criminals out of=20 youngsters." Golly. "So what I said
to this guy -" You've remembered a=20 call now? "I never
said I didn't call anyone. He is not from my=20
constituency, he's a good mile away -" Ah. "And I thought
there should=20 be a public debate. I was angry. But I later
said he needn't retract=20
it." Ever so slightly alarmed at his impending ruin, the
chap did=20 anyway. "Look, if a trade association gets
members to send me a letter=20 and I don't know which one
it is, am I not right to be angry and try=20 to find
out?" You certainly flushed them out. "Yeah, I did."
Most=20 heroic. One to watch, this Martlew.=20
--=20 Mark, UK. Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail, And
say there is no sin but to be rich; And, being rich, my
virtue then shall be, To say there is no vice, but beggary.