GOOD GOOD NEWS

http://www.oakridger.com/stories/121307/new_225056705.shtml

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2007/dec/13/me-boys-death-spurs-speed-bumps-call/

local noise pipes this stuff in thru email continuously thru the day.
the increasing and oddity of local carnage as the hauladay season
develops is truey remarkable, odd shootings, pickups running thru
houses, crazy shoplifting at walmart...

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071218/BREAKINGNEWS/71218010/1086/

BREAKING NEWS
Kevin Smith to stay at UCF for senior year
Report: Scandal sidelines 23 FSU players for Music City Bowl
Passenger dies on ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom
Disney ride closes for maintenance
Bomb scare empties Viera Wal-Mart
U. of Miami's defensive coach sacked
Bicyclist suffers serious injuries on Aurora
Busted in Brevard: Monday's arrests
Police: Tip leads to 200 marijuana plants
Cop in patrol car held on DUI charges
Car slams into bedroom; driver flees
'End is near' message scares off students

datakoll aka gene daniels said:

http://www.oakridger.com/stories/121307/new_225056705.shtml

The moral of the story: School Buses Kill!

Around here you have to be a cretin to get hired as a school bus driver.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

that's caws people who live in your area are stupid

datakoll aka gene daniels said:

that's caws people who live in your area are stupid

There not stupid, just drunk!

We're Number One!
<http://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx_de_081806_nightlife06_drunkcities_slide.html?boxes=custom&thisSpeed=10000>

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

Tom, that is REALLY funny

Dallas Fort Worth ATL
http://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx_de_081806_nightlife06_drunkcities_slide_19.html?thisSpeed=10000

BOAC

datakoll said:

Tom, that is REALLY funny

Dallas Fort Worth ATLhttp://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx_de_081806_nightlife06_drunkcities...

BOAC

meanwhile back at the ranch

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/12/20/hajj.devil.ap/index.html?eref=rss_world

datakoll said:

datakoll said:

Tom, that is REALLY funny

Quoted message said:

Dallas Fort Worth ATLhttp://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx_de_081806_nightlife06_drunkcities...

Quoted message said:

BOAC

meanwhile back at the ranch

BREAKING NEWS
2 killed in accident on SR 520
Hit and run crash in Brevard County
1 dead, 10 injured in chain-reaction crash
Friends host beach memorial for surfer
4 nabbed in Melbourne prostitution sweep

there's good money to be made here!

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-lbriefs22_107dec22,0,5627723.story

BREAKING NEWS
Track Santa's global journey
Man arrested in fatal PSJ stabbing
Couple jailed on pot, child abuse charges
3 held after C. Brevard meth lab raid
Busted in Brevard: Sunday arrests
Woman accused of pointing gun from car
Mall bans car-hunting Florida man
Hundreds mourn mother of ISS astronaut
Latest report on red tide in Brevard
Gunfire hurts 3 at Jacksonville apartments
Moon, Mars to light Christmas Eve sky
5 Fantasy 5 tickets hit $40,414 each
WEATHER: Clouds on Christmas Eve, Day

datakoll said:

BREAKING NEWS
Track Santa's global journey
Man arrested in fatal PSJ stabbing
Couple jailed on pot, child abuse charges
3 held after C. Brevard meth lab raid
Busted in Brevard: Sunday arrests
Woman accused of pointing gun from car
Mall bans car-hunting Florida man
Hundreds mourn mother of ISS astronaut
Latest report on red tide in Brevard
Gunfire hurts 3 at Jacksonville apartments
Moon, Mars to light Christmas Eve sky
5 Fantasy 5 tickets hit $40,414 each
WEATHER: Clouds on Christmas Eve, Day

Woman in Wyoming stabbed her husband in the gut with a fork. Told him
not to open XMas gifts early. But did he listen?

Woman in Chicago fatally multiple-stabbed husband for bringing home 'too
many buddies'. Cleaned scene & butcher knife before calling 911.
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

WELL, during the xmas season, don't ride near a butcher shop, in a
butcher shop, near knives, or desperate looking women in SUV.
from the weather reports and rumors we're getting about conditions
above the Mason-Dixon, all warnings and symptoms of vehiclular
depravity are only relevant to areas south of the Carolinas's.

Not a creature was stirring only the vermin in Aspen St Tropez Bahamas
and the Windwards who lent ...
yeah there's a general malaise about could run yawl down.

datakoll said:

moron

In article <[email hidden]>,

A Muzi said:

datakoll said:

BREAKING NEWS
Track Santa's global journey
Man arrested in fatal PSJ stabbing
Couple jailed on pot, child abuse charges
3 held after C. Brevard meth lab raid
Busted in Brevard: Sunday arrests
Woman accused of pointing gun from car
Mall bans car-hunting Florida man
Hundreds mourn mother of ISS astronaut
Latest report on red tide in Brevard
Gunfire hurts 3 at Jacksonville apartments
Moon, Mars to light Christmas Eve sky
5 Fantasy 5 tickets hit $40,414 each
WEATHER: Clouds on Christmas Eve, Day

Woman in Wyoming stabbed her husband in the gut with a fork. Told him
not to open XMas gifts early. But did he listen?

Woman in Chicago fatally multiple-stabbed husband for bringing home 'too
many buddies'. Cleaned scene & butcher knife before calling 911.

Were his buddies present?
What room in the house?
Husband is more likely to kill wive in bedroom.
Wive is more likely to kill husband in kitchen.

--
Michael Press